Teatov

@teatov.xyz

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some guy who appeared on your computer. sometimes I draw, oftentimes I do 3D and gamedev. https://teatov.xyz

a drawing of Lee, standing on her giant rock arm, with her body mid-air and her leg propped up against the arm. her other arm is out stretched, and she looks at the camera with a confident expression
a drawing of Babble the Rabbit mid-air, winding up to attack YOU with a giant squeaky toy mallet
3D avatars of Babble and Sophiebaybey in Bonelab
a drawing of Kris climbing on the Castle Town Church climbing minigame platform with Starwalker. behind Starwalker there is Rouxls triumphantly posing to present Starwalker, and Ralsei in a pretty dress looking very pleased. also there are Cuptains scattered around, looking at the scene. Kris is mid-mantling, with one leg placed on the ledge. they look unbothered
a screenshot of RupperRoss' "can I eat 138,000 eggs?" video thumbnail, with FRIEND painted over Ross, holding the egg with a twisted and evil grin
a drawing of Susie from Deltarune in her Lawyer outfit, resembling Gumshoe from Ace Attorney, with a little police badge besides her. she is scratching the back of her head with her right hand, and holds her left hand in the pocket, looking at the camera.
quitting menu with a car tire background. it says "leaving so soon?" the options are yes and no
Very foggy seashore with a pier on the left
Elnina and Lanino Plush Set Bundle and Save! Rouxls Kaard Plush (SAVE $6)
A screenshot of Firefox mobile app home page, with a plaque saying "countdown to the world cup" with a timer and a call-to-action button, and an illustration of the Firefox mascot with a ball
Photo of a group of seagulls sitting on a big metal frame of an event stage thingy, all looking away from the camera
Van Zieks from The Great Ace Attorney pointing, with a gun item icon placed right where his hand is, making him look like he's holding it
Susato from The Great Ace Attorney looking at Herlock Sholmes' finger
Photo of an evening sky, going from light blue at the top to pink at the bottom, with clouds of different densities on different heights. On the foreground there are power plant smokestacks, powerlines and a road
Blueberries is a little transparent plastic box with the lid open
A zoomed-in photo of sea very far away. Right when the sky and water meat, lies a giant blanket of thick fog, spanning across the whole frame. It's very tall, very very tall, probably reaching the lowest cloud layers. Right at the fog wall's foot, two long as fuck cargo ships lie, probably ready to enter the fog wall, or maybe just came out of it. They both seem insanely miniscule compared to the giant fog blanket. Closer to the camera, there is a waterfront park zone with a piece of a building poking out of the right corner of the frame. On the very foreground, smack dab in the middle, there are two trees with their crowns intersecting, who are barely aware that it's already end of spring.
Photo of a duck swimming in a big pond
a screenshot from Alex Gordon
a screenshot of the game "Bog Glutton". a stupid little frog with a gormless face is sitting on a mound in a swamp and looking up, towards the main menu buttons. on the top, huge text says "BOG GLUTTON"
grandmama lost in the sunflower field
CHARISMA DC 10: SUCCESS Sounds like a kid. Is this a teenager? Geez. DC 8: SUCCESS Geez - a common slang, shortened from 'Geesus'. Often used to exclaim a sense of shock and or annoyance. DC 8: SUCCESS Geesus - a titan who roamed Askanii during the Fade Era. Famous for his visual similarity to a goose, only... a lot bigger. Some ancient monuments found in modern day Vyz-Kha seems to indicate that this titan died for the sins of all minor geese.
WHITE RAT A white rat. It acts shyly, but approaches you nonetheless. It looks like it doesn't really want to get grabbed by you, but it also doesn't fight it. Instead it just follows along, sort of not very happy with the situation but, eh, what can you do. -1 Charisma
inglorious eggroll
May
A big apartment complex under construction, with lights in its windows switched on and off in such a way that it creates a giant smiley face on the building
A big avocado plushie sitting on a stool in an old apartment block entryway
a New York Daily News issue for September 14, 1949. the front page picture shows Mrs Ladybug in a maternity with nurses and lots of babies. the big headline reads "DR. LADYBUG DELIVERS 1,000TH BABY". In a side column, an article about president Truman announcing the establishment of the state of Israel on May 14.
A drawing of Godron from HL2VRAI sitting at a table, with his wrist put on the tabletop, with the display facing towards the combine terminal across the table. The suit display is showing "YURI LEVELS CRITICAL", and the terminal is showing the Combine emblem inside a heart. They both blush. Gordon is facing aside, looking tired. In the background, Grigori, Christopher, and Xar cheer them on, all showing thumbs up.
A drawing of Gordon from HL2VRAI looking at his HEV suit's wrist display. The Citadel in the background says "Attention HEV Food Suit: are you free next friday?", and the suit responds "Beautiful. Woman. Detected. Unlocking suit. I need. To call her.". The wrist display has "<3" on it. Gordon looks either confused or supportive.
You are a channel for creative inspiration
A screenshot from Esoteric Ebb, of a dialog with a halfling scholar. He asks the protagonist who he's voting for. The dialog options are: 1. "No. I am voting Azgalist.” 2. "I'm voting for the Party of Norvik.” 3. "I'm voting for the Freestriders.” 4. "I'm voting for the new god-king wizard emperor of Norvik." 5. "Voting?" (Laugh.) "My good gnome, I am entirely apolitical.”
Quality - Walter White can cook meth that's 99.1% pure. - Jesse Pinkman can cook meth that’s 96.2% pure. - Gale Boetticher can cook meth that's 96% pure. - Todd Aiquist can cook meth that's 76% pure, but he botches the batch so badly that there is no biue color. - Decian’s Cook can cook meth that's 68% pure. (It’s unknown if he was using Walt’s method)
she ated everything
a drawing of Mimi over a screenshot of KDE Dolphin. Mimi is half-laying down, leaning on the bottom right corner of the window, pointing with her hand at a folder labeled "HOMEWORK", which has the size of 88.7 GiB. She has a very devious expression on her face.
NG Button Emoji Meaning The letters NG, shown enclosed in a square, which are an acronym for the words No Good. The origin of NG refers to bloopers shown during or after the credits of a live television show in Japan (known as NGs), but can be used in any field as a form of shorthand for no good. NG Button was approved as part of Unicode 6.0 in 2010 under the name "Squared NG" and added to Emoji 1.0 in 2015.
Alex Horne with a painful and meaningful expression wearing a shirt with a buff torso printed on it
a screenshot of Wikipedia's Portals section, with the Horror portal having an icon of a vampire smiley face
another FINE MESS you got me into Doogleberry
a sketch of Alyx from Half Life 2 looking at the camera like the Amelie poster with text that says "Fitgirl Repack"
a drawing of the Anubis mascot holding a piece of paper with some hash codes on it, looking very surprised, smacking her head and leaning backwards. next to her is big text saying "Oh noes!". behind her is semi-transparent text saying "Internal Server Error: administrator has misconfigured Anubis. Please contact the administrator and ask them to look for the logs around: fast."
banner for the article about Vulkan 1.4. it features the awesome buff Stanford Armadillo holding a giant hammer, with the Stanford Bunny and Dragon, and the Utah Teapot looking all badass
a screenshot from Anubis' GitHub readme, with an illustration of its mascot, and badges which include "enbyware" with an enby flag