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Usually SFW, but no minors. I'm not a babysitter for inattentive parents. Best buddy/GF: https://x.com/LindsayYubel198

A Transformers Legacy Bulkhead toy in an Age of the Primes Red Alert box on a shelf at a Target store. (Following text from TFWiki.net's toy swapping page https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Toy_swapping ) "An example of toy swapping, when someone buys a toy, removes it from its packaging, then puts a different figure inside the box and returns it to get a refund, stealing the original toy in the process. The main problem of toy swapping is simple: children. Fans and collectors usually know what the toy they're looking for is supposed to look like, so they most likely won't pick up a swapped toy, unless they're not paying attention for whatever reason. Therefore, the most likely victims of this practice are parents who buy a toy for their kid. Imagine the look on a child's face when they get a Movie Leader Class Optimus Prime for their birthday, open the packaging and find an old, beat-up Robots in Disguise Optimus Prime inside. And no, this is not funny. Really not."
Waspinator's ending from playing the story mode of Transformers: Beast Wars Transmetals for the N64. Text in image: "Waspinator: Waspinator finally snaps, deciding he isn't going to take it anymore, and beats up every single Transformer. He then quits the Predacons and the Beast Wars, and after both sides depart Earth, he remains behind and is worshipped as a god by the local protohumans."
Transformers Optimus Prime, a red and blue truck robot, standing with missing leg, propped up by part of a baloney sandwich
The charred, assumed deas body of a defeated Megatron is transported to a completely different dimension of the old 1980s My Little Pony cartoon, being licked by a unicorn while several others silently look on. From left to right: Lyra Heartstrings, Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, and Moondancer. It is from Transformers vs. G.I. Joe issue #13, "The War Never Ends." Art by Tom Scioli. Script by Tom Scioli and John Barber
A black and white scan of a page where Wreck-Gar's giant super-strong trash bag traps the Insecticon Bombshell (G1 Transformers- The Invasion of the Decepticon Camp) https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Giant_super-strong_trash_bag
A picture of a brown and white fluffy cat with the caption "FRAUD ALERT- Local woman makes conflicting statements about her cat, claiming he is both a 'Big strong man' and a 'Tiny potato boy.'"
Transformers 250th deluxe-class Star Eagle. A blue, light blue, white, silver, red transforming robot who transforms into an approximation of an eagle, posed to look like they are slightly crouched while they are about to shoot their red forearm rockets at an enemy above them.
Transformers Studio Series 86 Astrotrain with the properly transformed chest.
Transformers Studio Series 86 Astrotrain with the properly transformed chest.
A completely unhelpful AI overview of dissociative identity disorder that Google's not very helpful AI gave me because I highlighted the word "did" and requested a summary for a 3-letter word.
A cheap Robots in Disguise Grimlock toy in a Studio Series Grimlock and Wheelie box. An example of toy swapping, when someone buys a toy, removes it from its packaging, then puts a different figure inside the box and returns it to get a refund, stealing the original toy in the process. The main problem of toy swapping is simple: children. Fans and collectors usually know what the toy they're looking for is supposed to look like, so they most likely won't pick up a swapped toy, unless they're not paying attention for whatever reason. Therefore, the most likely victims of this practice are parents who buy a toy for their kid. Imagine the look on a child's face when they get a Movie Leader Class Optimus Prime for their birthday, open the packaging and find an old, beat-up Robots in Disguise Optimus Prime inside. And no, this is not funny. Really not.
A grey and white kitten cat with yellowish-green eyes. He is named "Gulliver," and he was up for adoption. He was adopted and is the titular Gulliver of the "Gulliverthegatito" YouTube channel.
Kingdom core class action figure Starscream from The Transformers holding 2 blue Energon cubes. It is in a jar full of water and glitter. It is a custom made snow globe thingy that someone is holding
A grey furry male cat who is very tired.
G1 Jazz and Prowl partially transformed from vehicle mode, looking like they're loafing like cats (The Transformers)
Homer Simpson being forced to smile by force with mechanical hooks.
I'm in the emergency room (fucking again.)
A standing cardboard display of Chuck Mangione in a Mega Lo Mart with a word balloon that reads "The freedom feels so good." (Source: King of the Hill.)
A Saibamen (Saibaman?) In the process of their shit being thoroughly wrecked by Piccolo's mouth beam ki attack (Dragon Ball Z.)
Fluffy white Grey cat named "Sven."
An exhausted cat (1)
Charlie Brown climbing a chain link fence that gets ridiculously taller while he climbs it.
A space shuttle launching with the caption "Science: Because you can't pray this shit into space."
Fox One
Marvel Comics Powermaster Optimus Prime saying "I am so incredibly done with this shit."
Bewear, just standing there... Menacingly (Pokémon)
(30 Rock) Tracy Jordan (Tracy Morgan) looks like this particular otter (Her name is "Tilly," btw.)
(Possibly $5) Dollar Tree plush doll toy of a sentient side of French fries (not Frylock... or is he?)
Some kind of Honda brand truck, imported from Japan, that you can't buy in the U.S.
Meowth of Team Rocket looking super grumpy in the Pokémon anime.
Oh, you know it's fucking true.
A more overweight than usual Homer Simpson in a muumuu, desperately trying to hitch a ride to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant during an emergency, holding a cardboard sign that reads "Give me ride or everybody dies" from The Simpsons ("King Size Homer.")
It's called a "Double negative." I learned about these in grade school.
A white and orange kitten on a treadmill, trying to reach a bowl of cat food.
Starscream stuck under a giant ball from the old 80s G1 Transformers cartoon with caption "Plan to be more positive off to shitty fucking start." I think it's a joke from The Onion?
Transformers: Galaxy Force Soundtrack Volume 2 CD
A very tired cat.
Over 33% effective.
Serves me right for getting my hopes up.
10% off eBay gift cards $100 or more.
Dragon Ball Z Kakarot DLC- (Bardock: Alone Against Fate OST) screenshot
Bob Newhart on the phone
Sheen's house from Planet Sheen. If I have to see this, y'all should have to see it, too.
Average hope propaganda slop.
Fuck
Cobra Commander from G.I. Joe lamenting the loss of his wonderful cubes.
Old Dragon Ball Z Bruce Faulconer Productions Super Saiyan 3 Goku music theme Julius Dobos
Batman says "Lighten up a little, will you? My god-- You're positively grim!"