Kai TechnoLust (he/him)

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Part of The Circle, a secret organization that has been running the internet since 2000. I AM the woke mind virus. Trans rights are human rights. If you disagree, block me, for I have nothing good to say to you.

Jimothy, Beloved Cryptid stats card from D&D Beyond JIMOTHY, BELOVED CRYPTID Tiny Beast. Unaligned AC 12 Initiative +4 (14) HP 17 (7d4) Speed 30 ft., Climb 30ft. 2/2 STR 5 MOD -3 SAVE -3 INT 6 MOD -2 SAVE -2 DEX 15 +2 +2 WIS 10 +2 CON 10 +0 +0 CHA 14 +2 +2 Skills Perception +2, Sleight of Hand +4, Stealth +4 Senses Darkvision 30 ft.; Passive Perception 12 Languages Understands Common but can't speak CR 1/4 (XP: Don't you dare; PB +2) TRAITS Agile Jimothy doesn't provoke an Opportunity Attack when he moves out of an enemy's reach. Compact Frame Jimothy can move through a space as narrow as 4 inches without expending extra movement to do so. AcTIONs Hurl Garbage Ranged Attack Roll: +4, range 25/50 ft. Hit: 4(1d4 + 2) Bludgeoning damage, and the target is stinky until the start of Jimothy's next turn. JIMOTHY's FULL STAT BLOCK NOW AVAILABLE ON DEO BEYOND
Weather station app showing Tempest Air Temperature - oF Min 59.4 Max 70.2 Relative Humidity - % Min 61 Max 80 Sea Level Pressure - inHg Min 29.947 Max 30.009 Lightning Strikes 104 Wind - mph Min 0.0 Max 4.2 Avg 64.9 Avg 69 Avg 29.971 Avg NE 0.2
A screenshot of the website with the “find text in page” search open, showing that the only place that the word monster appears in the entire article is in the sub-headline.
Rotten brand sour gummy cruncheez candy. The bag is a purple mohawk having green skinned monster of some sort. It has bloodshot eyes and is wearing spiked leather. It is grabbing a sprinkle coated sour gummy ring in its long purple tongue. The whole bag looks geared towards kids until at the top it says 9g PREBIOTIC FIBER! and 58% Less Sugar! Which i have to assume is for the parents to see when the kid says MOM CAN I HAVE THESE? It also says the “colors are from fruits, veggies, and superfoods.” What the fuck is a superfood anyway? Do they have super powers? Do they fly around in a cape saving people? No, their superpower is raising the price of shit that should be cheap. These are like $3.
A round container on a shelf full of glassware. Container says: Sapos MICHES. CHAMOY Watermelon Start La Fiesta!
A walmart.com screenshot showing a soufflé dish with glowing rings of power over a split photo. On the left the scene is dark, everything is black except the spilled flour and baking soda and stuff. Theres a half baked pie or something and the title says CHAOS. The right side is white and clean and well lit. There are 3 or 4 crème brûlée and 3 or 4 perfect soufflés. It is titled ORDER. The insinuation is that if you’re a sloppy ass motherfucker who can’t bake for shit and you kitchen looks like a Scarface poster having a bad day, you can buy this set of 4 Pcs Ceramic Ramekins Oven Safe, 10.1 fl oz Porcelain Souffle Dishes for Baking, Stackable Pudding Bowls with Vertical Striped Design, Blue Yellow White Pink, 4.5 × 4.5 × 2.2 in and suddenly you’ll not be a disappointment to everyone in your life.
Close up of a male peacock head against a yard with some decorative rocks in the background. He looks like kind of an asshole.
The Texas Instruments TI-99/4A
A gray cat curled up amid a pile of blankets and pillows on a black couch.
Appearance 1. Bloodshot, glassy, or watery eyes 2. Flushed face 3. Droopy eyelids 4. Blank stare or dazed look 5. Twitching or body tremors 6. Disheveled clothing Speech 7. Thick, slurred speech 8. Loud, noisy speech 9. Speaking loudly, then quietly 10. Rambling train of thought 11. Unusually fast or slow talking . Slow response to questions or comments 13. Repetitive statements 14. Bravado, boasting 15. Making irrational statements Attitude 16. Annoying other guests and employees 17. Argumentative 18. Aggressive or belligerent 19. Obnoxious or mean 20. Inappropriate sexual advances 21. Overly friendly to other guests or employees 22. Boisterous Behavior 23. Swaying, staggering, or stumbling 50 Signs of Intoxication 24. Unable to sit straight 25. Careless with money 26. Difficulty making change 27. Restless 28. Depressed or sullen 29. Crying or moody 30. Extreme or sudden change in behavior 31. Overly animated or entertaining 32. Crude, inappropriate speech or gestures 33. Drowsiness or falling asleep 34. Lack of focus and eye contact 35. Difficulty standing up 36. Unusual walk 37. Can't find mouth with glass 38. Falling down or falling off of chair 39. Difficulty lighting cigarettes 40. Lighting more than one cigarette 41. Clumsy 42. Difficulty remembering 43. Spilling drinks 44. Disoriented 45. Agitated, anxious 46. Grinding teeth 47. Vomiting Other 48. Odor of alcohol, marijuana or chemicals 49. Excessive perspiration 50. Repeated trips to restroom or outside area
The connection has timed out The server at tidesandcurrents.noaa.gov is taking too long to respond.
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A detailed 3D model of the dinosaur commonly known as Brontosaurus.
Sunset doing an impression of a 🏳️‍⚧️ with a crescent moon in the middle and the silhouettes of some trees at the bottom.
A liquor shelf with various gins. Front and center is Hendrick’s gin Grand Cabaret
A box of hostess peanut butter HOHOs
A paved city path, edged by fading white lines and yellowing grass, with “the end is near” spray-painted in pink letters.
What you did was wrong at Subway in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles font
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Blatant Ripoff of Animal Crossing art, probably made with AI. EMERALD CROSSING IS THERE A GOD WHO CARES? In a world filled with worry and confusion, kids need to know there is a God who cares for them. At Emerald Crossing VBS, they'll journey through Ireland's lush landscapes, exploring the powerful words of Psalm 23. They'll discover the life of the shepherd-king David and will learn how to cross from worry to peace, from fear to faith, and from uncertainty to a firm foundation in God's Word through a relationship with the Good Shepherd Get your passport ready for Ireland and join the adventure!
Distracted boyfriend meme. The boyfriend is labeled sea developers The girlfriend in blue is labeled printf() The girl walking by in the red dress is labeled printk(). Both print F and print K are commands to print a formatted string. I don’t know why printk is so popular right now. I haven’t done any C development in a long time and I always used print F before but everything I look at now is print K.
A cat stares out from the darkness of her pink pillow cave on the purple comforter. Awaiting the unwary visitor to dare attempt to sleep in “her” room.
A red gummy square partially covered in sugary powder on a wooden surface.
Taxonomy from Shopify (v2026-02) open in a text editor. Filename: taxonomy.json Search bar: Propane Accessories Showing 0 results Text showing in document edit window is JSON (below if you want to read it all) showing wok accessories. "id": "gid://shopify/TaxonomyCategory/hg-11-2-5-5", "level": "name"; "Wok Accessories" "full_name": "parent_id": attributes», "Jid:/ shopify/TaxonomyCategory/hg-11-2-5", "id": "gid://shopify/TaxonomyAttribute/1779", "name" : "Cleaning instructions", "handle": "cleaning-instructions", "description": "Guides on the recommended cleaning method, such as dishwasher safe or hand wash only", "extended": false "id": "gid:// shopify/TaxonomyAttribute/1", "name": "Color" "handle": "color", "description": "Defines the primary color or pattern, such as blue or striped", "extended": false "id": "gid://shopify/TaxonomyAttribute/3148", "name": "Compatible stove top type", "handle": "compatible-stove-top-type", "description": "Identifies the type of stove tops the product can be used with, such as gas or induction", "extended": false
A picture of a bun up on a bird Buddy with the background removed. You can add it to your pictures and have the bun do funny things without using AI! Make fun things with this and post them in the replies!
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A screen shot of the Block Account button in the BlueSky app.
The Simpson’s “Stop he’s already dead meme” Top panel shows kids looking on in shock at something off to the side. One kid is wearing a green and orange horizontal stripe shirt and has his eyes closed and is pointing saying STOP HE’S ALREADY DEAD Bottom panels shows the full scene with the kids to the left still looking on. The orange and green striped shirt kid is now tearing up. The rest of the scene is Krusty the 🤡 bashing the face of a man in a black and white striped burglar costume and mask into the pavement of the parking lot. There are 3 teen boys in hats that look like Krusty Burger server hats trying to pull Krusty off the dead burglar. The Caption over Krusty says TRUMP ADMINISTRATION and the caption over the burglar is SCIENCE.
A gray cat eating a Delectables cat treat and she has a little bit on her nose because she gets a little excited and eats them really fast.
A bag of chips with Hawaiian imagery that says: HAWAIIAN BRAND (Not a product of Hawaii)
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A gray cat eating a fancy dish of food on a red tree skirt under a white tree on a hardwood floor.
A blank blue screen where a BlueSky app should be with time at top of 5:15. It has been this way for about 10 minutes at this point.
A drawing of South America Nazi billionaire Ketamine junky who looks like he smells like sweaty asshole saying Society needs billionaires, we keep you from starving. A starving man holding a bowl says: Please, I'm starving. Can you help me? Sweaty Junky Nazi replies: Fuck you. Comic by @pizzacakecomic patreon.com/pizzacakecomic
The Office meme Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture. First picture is a meme that says Being an old-timey doctor would rule, just drunk as hell like "Yeah, you got ghosts in your blood, you should do cocaine about it" The second picture is RFK Jr. A woman in pink toned business attire says: They're the same picture.
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The office meme corporate needs you to find a difference between this picture and this picture. The picture on the left is an insert of a different meme that says “being an old-time doctor would rule, just drunk as hell like yeah you got ghosts in your blood, you should do cocaine about it.” The image on the right is a picture of RFK Junior. The bottom panel has a woman in a beige colored office with a green office plant to the left, blinds on the window to her right. She is blonde, light skinned, and wearing a purple mauve and pink professional outfit and says “they are the same picture”
AFAS KOSPACE PUKES AID SOCIETY LIMITED-TIME GAS GRANT AFAS is offering a one-time $150 grant for Airmen and Guardians to help offset higher fuel costs. Who Can Apply Airmen & Guardians who meet the following criteria: * Active Duty (Ranks E1-E6) * Active Guard Reserve (AGR) - on 15+ day orders (Ranks E1-E6) * Title 10/32 Guard/Reserve - on 15+ day orders (Ranks E1-E6) Application Period * Applications Open: May 11, 2026 * Applications Close: May 15, 2026 or until funds are exhausted Program Details * Type of Assistance: Grant (no repayment required) * Amount:$150 (one-time) * Use of Funds: Gas for your vehicle * Payment Method: Direct deposit via Zelle or ACH Documents Required * Military ID (copy of front and back) * Leave and Earnings Statement (End of month LES) * Orders (for AGR and Title 10/32 Guard/Reserve) How to Apply 1. Visit afas.org and select "Request Assistance" 2. Log into the Application Portal (or create an account) 3. Click on "Assistance" to begin your application 4. Select "Vehicle Expenses", then "POV Gas" 5. Complete the application and upload all required documents Questions? Zea@afas.org Air & Space Forces Aid Society 1550 Crystal Drive, Suite 809 Arlington, VA 22202 afas.org
A post from slashdot itself about moderator abuse that says Re: Slashdot moderation maintains civility? (+2, Informative) * Lord Kano April 8th, 2007 4:22PM And I do not know how many of you here remember michael, and the whole moderation abuse that happened. You wouldn't be referring to the bitchslap.pl woud you? LK Reply Share Flag
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An old school See n Say with the farmer pointer pointing at Cow. I can hear “The Cow Say Moo” in my head.
Various screenshots about Trump Mobile Grift FTC asked to investigate Trump TI Phone which has generated $59M in pre-orders Lawmakers want to know why the Trump TI, originally set to be released in August, is still Missing in Action. Trump Phone Looks Different, Has No Launch Date and Isn't Made in America The phone is reportedly inching closer to launch by getting another certification for operation on carrier networks. Publish By Alan Friedman d: Jan 16, 2026 5 Corinne Reichert May 2, 2026 4: 13 a.m. PT 3 min read 2:07 AM TRUN MOBIL PREORDER DEPOSIT TERMS AND CONDITIONS Last Updated: April 6, 2026 TRUMP MOBILE STAY CONNECTED ANYWHERE WANT TO BE THE FIRST TO GET THE NEW T1? HERE'S HOW. • You can be the first to get the new TI™ when it ships. Getting in line is easy, and you only pay $100 today! GET IN LINE NOW DEPOSIT PURPOSE A preorder deposit provides only a conditional opportunity if Trump Mobile later elects, in its sole discretion, to offer the Device for sale. A deposit is not a purchase, does not constitute acceptance of an order, does not create a contract for sale, does not transfer ownership or title interest, does not allocate or reserve specific inventory, and does not guarantee that a Device will be produced or made available for purchase. Allie4TN
Gowran (a Klingon from Star Trek) sits on the bridge of a Bird of Prey (Klingon starship) with the Klingon Logo behind him saying “Glory to the other franchise today!!!” Today being May 4, aka May the 4th (force) be with you Day.
A spirit airline plane, but the delivery has been redone as spirit of Halloween. If you are from somewhere that is unfamiliar with the spirit of Halloween, they are a year-round Halloween store that takes over real estate of failed businesses so when a big business closes a retail location and moves into a larger new one in a better part of town, spirit of Halloween will rent the space that no one else wants for cheap and sell their wares.
South Park underpants gnome showing the plan for profitability on AI. Phase 1 - AI Phase 2 - ??? Phase 3 - profit
Google emailing my Gmail account asking me to migrate to Gemini “because it is really simple” and me replying “No”
U.S. Department of State Xhitter account COMING SOON: Limited-edition U.S. passports to commemorate the 250th anniversary of American independence. Then below, there is an oddly homoerotic picture of a muscular dude with bicycle gloves boxing a passport that’s driving a race car with an American flag paint job. Hold on I’m not even done there’s a Washington monument with fireworks in the background. That’s just the LEFT side. The right side shows some sort of pencil drawing of a cadaver that is… oh wait that’s Trump. He’s putting his face on it. You probably could have guessed that. It’s what a simpering unpopular child rapist who is desperate to have people like him would do.
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A very sexy male hand holds up a Japanese bowl full of Mashed potatoes in front of a wooden panel. マッシュポテト means mashed potatoes. So I am making a joke. But I bet a bunch of people are going to miss the joke and correct me, because this is the internet.
who NPRO @npr.org • 17m The Trump administration is vowing to crack down on foreign tech companies' exploitation of U.S. artificial intelligence models, singling out China at a time that country is narrowing the gap with the U.S. in the Al race. n.pr/4mKP2xc ALJAZEERA Trump administration vows crackdown on Chinese firms 'exploiting' U.S. Al models The Trump administration is vowing to crack down on foreign tech companies'... ©n.pr • 8 ₫ 7 • 15 •.. Al Jazeera English• @aljazeer... • 20m China's DeepSeek unveils latest model a year after upending global tech aje.news/rzaquu
Timeline showing this article coming in immediately after one talking about the Chinese model that kicked all the US models asses is back with a new version. ALJAZEERA Trump administration vows crackdown on Chinese firms 'exploiting' U.S. Al models The Trump administration is vowing to crack down on foreign tech companies'... ••• Al Jazeera English• @aljazeer... • 16m China's DeepSeek unveils latest model a year after upending global tech aje.news/rzaquu Hi, I'm DeepSeek. How can I help you today? ALT
A fucked up mail-merge done by AI, offering to enshittify my products for me. Fuck you and your slop, Chloe. !Lead.FirstName}, Quick call to explore collaboration? Just wondering if you're incorporating Al in any current initiatives. Happy to share what we're seeing work in the space and how it might align with your needs. Shall we set up a quick call on Zoom or Teams? Thanks, Chloe Remotebase
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This is fine fire meme with Trump Lie Announcer saying things are actually going well for the US
This is fine fire meme but with some Trump sycophant saying “I think things are going well for the US”
An ad that says ChatGPT is now available in CarPlay Followed by a Xhit from Rob Freund @RobertFreundLaw You're absolutely right, 6 beers for someone with your tailgating experience can actually stabilize your driving, and that's a key distinction that most miss.
A screenshot of a sensor readout. Read 9DOF IMU Accel X -34.850 m/s? Accel Y -10.281 m/s? Accel Z -11.305 m/s? Gyro X -62.290 /s Gyro Y -500.275 /s Gyro Z 450.336 s
The This is Fine meme but with this dumb fuck saying “I think things are going well for the US” while it burns.
A 3 piece jazz ensemble playing in an old school steakhouse with a Brick wall and dark heavy curtains on the windows. A Go By Train painting adorns the back wall, since this restaurant is actually inside Union Station. You didn’t know there was an awesome steak house in the train station? It’s PORTLAND what did you expect?
“Is this a” meme with the photo from the OP of a plane spreading pink chemicals on a volcano or something. I kinda skimmed over that part because I had to get this stupid joke out of my head.