Kris

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A photo of a boy sitting on the carpeted floor of a home in the 70s, wearing headphones and listening to records
Looking out the window of a reasonable gas mileage mid sized car at the atrocity of a cybertruck
A black and white cat sitting on a furry grey blanket with her arma stretched toward the camera and huge black pupils
I black metal framework that’s nearly 6 feet tall with a vintage plumbing pipe style system run through it that ends in light sockets. Somewhat rusty and definitely old, I’m told it’s part of a vintage advertising display. A bottle of penetrating oil sits on the shelf inside it, around it is a workshop
A screenshot of a product on the CVS app. The word “Eletrolyte” is highlighted because it’s not a real word and a store that focuses on health products should really have noticed that
A photo of the hot end of a 3D printer - a metal object about 1 by 2 inches with insulated wires running from it. It is discolored from being at 400 degrees Fahrenheit or more for thousands of hours. Behind it is assorted other 3D printer parts as it’s disassembled for repair.
A jar of barbecue spice rub called “Butt Rub” with a cartoon pig standing like a human, wearing a chef’s hat, shirt, and apron, l turned to expose his unclothed butt in reference to the name of the product.
A sun filled retail greenhouse with hanging baskets, flowering garden plants, tropicals, herbs, and veggies on wooden shelves
A metal baking pan full of fresh diced onions, red, green, and yellow bell pepper, and sliced mushrooms
A stainless steel stockpot on the stove with 6 quarts of freshly made cheesy garlic mashed potatoes in it.
Photo of a computer screen with an ad for immediate job openings at Coca Cola
A photo of a grocery store shelf where eggs would normally be, but it’s almost empty. At the center is a small sign explaining that there are egg shortages and the store is doing its best to find more eggs to sell
An animated gif from the television show Designated Survivor of the main character opening a curtain to reveal a view of the US congressional building exploding.
Miss Kensington the white and black spotted cat stands on her cat tree scrunching her nose and bearing her teeth while violently murdering a feather toy.