Tech Wizard

@techwizard.bsky.social

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Archmage of the High order of the Terminal. Zero born of the Internet Age.

A businessman in a torn suit and 3 kids around a small fire. The ruins of a city in the background. The caption reads "Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."
The Scorpion from Spider-Man: The Animated Series. Arms crossed tail up, looking smug.
A meme template of Superintendent Chalmers, asking Seymore Skinner about the aura borealis localized in his kitchen. Text of the meme reads: Chalmers: "We have a signed framework for an Iran deal?" Seymore: "Yes" Chalmers: "Can I see it?" Seymore: "No"
Mark Zuckerberg complains that everything he says leaks. A reddit commenter says "This man is concerned about PRIVACY!?!!!!"