Sometimes Known As Teddy

@teddyalt.bsky.social

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I love cum and want to see yours. DMs open and welcome. 40something. he/him. Chicago. I love you, but I’m not subscribing to your OnlyFans. Banner art by Ego Rodriguez.

Me from the waist down wearing a pair of football shorts
An illustration of an array of jars with labeled with different kinks. Some I’ve filled in to various levels indicating what I’m into.
Results of a “non-monogamy compass” test showing four quadrants on two scales - one scale is from “limits others” to “doesn’t limit others” and the other is “interested in many” to “interested in one”. My results are a red dot deep into the lower left quadrant, indicated I am highly oriented toward being interested in many and highly aligned to not limiting others.
A filled out Gay Sex BINGO card showing two BINGOs and almost all squares filled in.
A BINGO style grid with drawings of different kinks. I’ve shaded in the ones that I have. There’s one BINGO - the second line across reading rough, fur, bulge, romance, and balls. A few other lines almost make a BINGO.
A picture of me, shirtless, sitting back in an easy chair. The picture is about 10 years old and I was in my early to mid-30s.
A screen shot from a random generator website that will tell you your sexuality identity. My result is listed as “cursed service top.”
A collage of five art pieces- two men flying a rainbow kite, two men embracing in close up, a surreal image of two men at a small table outside while a plane takes off in the distance behind them, a shirtless bearded muscular man drawn from the chest up, a mid-century styled man sitting with his white button-down shit unbuttoned to his waist, short drab shorts and thigh-length brown socks.
The theatrical poster for 1987’s Masters of the Universe with Dolph Lundgren and Frank Langela as He-Man and Skelator respectively.
A five by five grid labeled “freak bingo” with squares containing descriptions of kinky sex acts. Acts I’ve engaged in are highlighted blue with two sequences of five connected and making a “bingo”
Two grid boxes listing the places and conditions under which someone has masturbated. One grid is blank. The other is filled in with check boxes in all but two spaces.
A frozen image that reads “Himbo Pig” created by a random word generator that is supposed to identify your preferred “type”.
A grid of “never have I ever” items with most filled out.