Teddy Ray

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Christ follower. Sinner saved by grace. Music lover. Comic book geek. Eatie. Constant Reader.

An ugly fat man in a wheelchair wearing a large hat, a purple feather boa, a large yellow bow tie, and costume glasses with dollar signs over the eyes.
A black and white picture of Steven Van Zandt, Pee Wee Herman, and "Weird Al" Yankovic. They appear to be at some sort of bowling event as all three are holding bowling balls.
"Murder in Coweta County" by Margaret Anne Barnes
Mrs. Taft from "Jaws." She doesn't think that's funny. She doesn't think that's funny at all.
Screencap from opening titles of The Bob Newhart Show. Bob Newhart is in his office and he’s holding a desk phone up to his ear. The text displays his name, “BOB NEWHART.”
The 'Burbs (1989)
A 2026 McDonald's Changeable named Torrus. I have no idea what the name means or what it is. It's like a speaker box that transforms into a dinosaur? Anyway, all I know is I ended up with three of the things and all I wanted was a freaking Boo Bot and now they're doing those stupid mini Crocs things again. WHO WANTS A FRIGGING MINI CROC IN THEIR HAPPY MEAL???
Alyssa Milano poster. She is wearing a New Jersey Devils hockey jersey and holding a hockey stick. I had this poster on my wall as a young man and I was absolutely smitten with her.
The Philosoraptor meme of a velociraptor who looks like it's thinking about something. The text reads, "What if "It's Raining Men" and"Let the bodies hit the floor" are the same song but from a different perspective"
A pair of bare feet, the big toenails are painted. One is burgundy, the other a dark green. I would say more, but that would be an explanation. Everyone who sees this picture owes me a dollar now.
Mister Miyagi wearing a party hat with a birthday cake and balloons
A McDonald's Changeable. It's name is Fergon. It transforms from a plain, wrapped McDonald's hamburger...
Monsignor Martinez, a gun-toting priest antihero on the telenovela "Los Dias y Las Noches de Monsignor Martinez," a fictitious TV show from "King of the Hill." Vaya con dios.
Movie poster for "Back to the Beach" (1987)
The Legion of Doom
The Cat In the Hat (2003)
"The Yeehaw Sessions" by Kaitlin Butts
The load screen for Marvel Contest of Champions for October 2025. Front and center are FrankenCastle and Dracula, with Scream, Werewolf By Night, Abomination (Immortal), Jack O'Lantern, and Man Thing on the left and Moon Knight, Venompool, Morbius, Knull, and...um...I'm not sure who that last guy is on the right...if you know, leave me a comment and clue me in, please!
A box of 3-D Monster Pops from the 1980s. They were ice pops shaped like various monsters and they were magnificent.
An old billboard in Atlanta advertising So So Def Records
Mister Miyagi wearing a party hat with a birthday cake and balloons.
A picture of Karoline Leavitt with an oval highlighting the fact that she isn't wearing the cross necklace she sometimes wears. The caption, a quote from someone named Mattie Timmer, reads, "She had to take it off because it had started to burn and sizzle."
A boxed McDonaldland souvenir kit from McDonald's
The album cover for the album "Fizzy Fuzzy Big and Buzzy" by the Refreshments. It features a pinup girl that appears to be painted on the nose of a fighter jet. She is wearing pilot goggles on top of her head, a brown vest with a white fur collar, and a brown holster around her waist with a gun holstered. She's wearing some type of white footwear, I believe. She is holding a glass of champagne in one hand and a bomb in the other.
Screenshot of the fake Arizona Iced Tea commercial from the TV show "Atlanta." It features the Arizona logo and the words "The price is on the can, though" underneath.
Advertisement for the 1990s animated series "Skeleton Warriors."
Stock photo of an older man with a big belly sitting alone and looking sadly out of an unseen window.
Drew Carey from an episode of "Whose Line is It Anyway?" They are playing "Scenes from a Hat." There is a red, white, and blue Uncle Sam type hat on the desk and Drew is holding a piece of paper he drew from the hat and is reading it to the contestants.
A copy of "Archie Meets Jay and Silent Bob," written by Kevin Smith and published by Archie Comics. Yes, this is a real thing. The cover features Archie, Betty, Veronica, Jay, and Silent Bob. It is an homage to the classic "Clerks" poster.
Flula Borg and me at Target in Newnan, Georgia.
Paperback copy of "Clown In a Cornfield" by Adam Cesare
A paperback copy of "Tales From the Gas Station, Volume One" by Jack Townsend. If I had the money, the ability, and the motivation, I would make a movie based on what I've read so far. It would be like a Southern fried sci-fi version of Clerks.
Disney variant cover for Fantastic Four #28 (2025). It is an homage to Fantastic Four #3 (1962) and features Mickey Mouse as Mr. Fantastic, Minnie Mouse as the Invisible Girl, Donald Duck as the Thing, and Goofy as the Human Torch.
The cover of the album "Freak Out!" by the Mothers of Invention.
DVD art (or poster, I'm not sure) for the 1983 TV movie "Murder In Coweta County" starring Andy Griffith and Johnny Cash.
Martin Lawrence looking like, "Seriously?" The caption says, "Those astronauts who were stuck for 8 months watching Katy Perry kiss the ground after being in space for ten minutes."
A "Pearls Before Swine" comic strip that culminates with the punchline, "Dunk rye for me, Arch and Tina!!"
Doc Holliday
Olivia Wilde wearing a white shirt or jacket or... heck, I don't know what she's wearing. That's not the point. The point is she is positively smoldering and I am beyond smitten.
Paperback copy of "The Bazaar of Bad Dreams" by Stephen King.
"The Dream Team" (1989) and "Sneakers" (1992) on Blu-ray.
A picture of rapists Andrew Tate, Tristan Tate, and donald trump. The text reads, "Andrew Tate arrives in Florida after trump admin pressured Romania to lift travel ban. To summarize: the administration deporting immigrants to 'get rid of criminals' and depriving trans people of rights to 'protect children' made special arrangements to import an alleged groomer, rapist and sex trafficker because he happens to be a trump supporter with a podcast."
Thrilla, a gorilla wearing a pink hat and mirrored sunglasses. There is a blonde woman in a bikini reflected in the sunglasses. Thrilla is smiling because he likes what he sees.
Conway Twitty album cover. The name of the album is "I'm Not Through Loving You Yet."
Lance Murdock, a Simpsons character modeled after Evel Knievel. He is posing with one hand on his hip and one pointing into the air. He is wearing a white jumpsuit, cape, and helmet. The jumpsuit and helmet have lightning bolts on them. He is probably going to be laid up in traction at the hospital very soon.
An image originally posted on Twitter in 2023 announcing that TCM Underground would air its final film on February 24. TCM Underground was a wonderful programming block that aired late Friday nights/early Saturday mornings. It was wonderful and I miss it.
Disney variant cover for Amazing Spider-Man #63 (2024). It is an homage to House of X #1 (2019). It features Pluto as Cyclops, Minnie Mouse as Marvel Girl/Jean Grey, Mickey Mouse as Charles Xavier/Professor X, Donald Duck as Magneto, and Goofy as Wolverine.
An image of the flag of the United States of America. The text reads, "Presidents Day is canceled until we get real one." I just noticed the grammatical error and I'm mad at myself for not noticing it sooner. Anyway, our current president sucks and is not worthy of celebration.