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imagine Thor crossed with an 11-year-old girl

The sign reads “surviving queer”
A group of fairly regular people, plus 3 spidermen
Commander Sela, a Romulan military leader with sharp blonde hair, says "I rather enjoy writing. I don't get to do it often in this job."
A news item from Variety titled "The Odyssey: Ranking Every Performance in Christopher Nolan's Film from Worst to Best" with some photos of the actors.
Bruce Banner, a sloppily-dressed human, stands in front of the Avengers -- five superheroes in superhero clothes -- amidst burning rubble and says, "So, this all seems horrible."
A shattered "Stranger Things" novelty mug.
An action figure of Julia Louis-Dreyfus in character as Val from the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
A breakfast of bacon, eggs, toast with jam, with a James Bond novel waiting to be read.
Oscar Isaac, actor, at 82nd Venice International Film Festival in Venice, Italy for the film Frankenstein. The man has a rich salt and pepper beard and is wearing a white suit.
A vintage action figure of an angry-looking bronze robot with a big silver gun.
a novelty Supergirl cup held proudly
Leonardo DiCaprio says, wistfully, "Life, man," while holding a cigarette; then turns his head skyward and shouts, "LIFE!"
A movie marquee reading “Star Wars”
A Letterboxd review of Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Among Thieves reading “For the sequel the main characters should keep getting killed at random intervals and then roll up five minutes later as a new character/species/class, same actor”
Screencap of a Deadline article reading "Meanwhile, Disney/Lucasfilm’s Mandalorian and Grogu is taking a big fall, -69%, maybe steeper, with $25M in weekend 2. That’s a bigger crash than Solo: A Star Wars Story which -65% in weekend 2, likely the worst drop for a Star Wars movie. The argument per distribution sources is that the Jon Favreau movie didn’t lose audiences to Backrooms and Obsession, it’s just that the core Star Wars subset fandom for this IP is finite. One distribution source says, “Six weeks from now, it will be interesting to see the following: Mandalorian and Grogu will be at $180M, and Obsession and Backrooms not too far behind, if not ahead.” Ten-day cume by EOD tom’w is $137.3M, -8% behind the same frame as Solo which ended its North American run at $213.7M. Again, Star Wars fans weren’t asking for this movie. And if you’re going to use the “theme parks and merchandise” get-out-of-jail card, Disney, anyone who has a Grogu doll isn’t buying another."
A white cat with blue eyes is perched on his carer's knee, against a bright backdrop of downtown Toronto and Lake Ontario. The cat is staring intently into the camera.
An empty garden plot amidst row after row of likewise empty garden plots. A bag of compost is in the foreground.
A screencap of the linked article. A portion of one line of text is visible. The rest of the screen is ads.
R2-D2 ("Artoo"), a blue and white astromech droid. Basically a trashcan on wheels
The Burger King logo reads, “I’m Marty Supreme.” The slogan is “Yes I Fucking Am”
A screenshot of a digital editorial. A line reads: “Frankfurt aptly quotes lines of Longfellow that Wittgenstein once said could serve as his motto:” The next line reads: “Use Prospect’s AI search tool, powered by Gist.ai, to find answers in our archive — and elsewhere.”
A pirate captain with a monkey on his shoulder takes a big, lascivious bite of a green apple, and lets the juice drip down his chin.
TikTok screencap of an older British lady in wide eyed surprise, with the caption “Chuck Norris has died”
Dr. Javadi's mother, a mean-looking surgeon, withers with disappointment as she tells her daughter "You are better than this."
A bowl full of brightly-coloured dildos go flying in slow-motion as particles of an explosion blast past Johnny Knoxville in JACKASS 3D
"Marrok" 3 3/4-inch action figure from the Star Wars Vintage Collection. A black-knight looking action figure, in package, featuring a red lightsaber.
A puny boy, Egg, bald-headed, shrugs in befuddlement. He is sitting next to an oafish knight (of the seven kingdoms).
A text message reading "The Oscars are a trade award, nominated and given by the people who work in the trade. As such they are more susceptible (more than the critics’ awards, for example) to stuff like “personal relationships” and “value to the industry,” which are a lot harder to quantify than “best”"
Screencap reading “Most watched nanogenre: spaceship, explosives, destruction”
An IMDB listing for John Williams as Disclosure Day’s composer
cut lines on a concrete floor suggest a vulva peeking out above a pair of legs, or are maybe just diagonal
Hollywood Reporter headline reading "Major ‘Wizard of Oz’ Profits Could Push Sphere to More Movie Reimaginings"
A Letterboxd “four favourites” grid showing Return of the Jedi, Sorcerer, Tomboy and Strange Days
Pills being readied to be placed in a daily pill organizer; Pan’s Labyrinth is on the TV beyond
Three blu-rays in a stack. A Polaroid of Lia Matthew above, signed.
Arial font text in black against a bright yellow background reading “No service at this station”
"Earth, man. What a shithole" says Johner, a mean-looking space pirate.
A round ball of unbaked dough, with a suspiciously vulvaesque furrow in the middle
A press release from Toronto city councillors James Pasternak and Brad Bradford urges council to “demand an investigation” into the Toronto International Film Festival’s programming decisions
Two films side by side: "Hamlet" and "Hamnet"
An unholy mosaic of layers of signs reads “Child Carphosis is Learning”
Article screenshot with the following text highlighted: "But anyone who thinks that the brief ubiquity of corporate diversity trainings is proof that the radical left wields great power and influence in America has quite simply never sat through a corporate diversity training."
Aloy, a video-game warrior, rides a gondola into the sunrise and her next adventure.
A sentence in a novel, with a typo in it (probably?), reads "I am in the nads of the Galactic Spirit and walk cheerfully in the way he points out."
A big fat Cornish pasty and a pint of amber, on the balcony in the sunshine
Photo of a page from "Careless People" by Sarah Wynn-Williams. The circled passage describes former Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper looking "blankly at me like I'm a wart on his foot."
A loaf of croissant sourdough bread, golden and perfect.
Screenshot reads: 12pm — Trinity impales Garcia’s foot with a god damned scalpel and Garcia just… walks it off. Resident chaos goblin Dr. Trinity Santos (Isa Briones) is my favourite Pitt character, not least because she spends the first half of the season being flirted with relentlessly by a senior surgical resident — which Trinity is totally fine with, because she needs an ally on the tenured staff — and then Trinity drops a scalpel, vertically, straight into that resident’s foot, where it sticks like a quivering lawn dart, after which everything goes to shit.
Posters for Return of the Jedi, Sorcerer, Tomboy, and Strange Days
Deadline headline reads: ‘Chork:’ Shane Meadows & Jack Thorne Feature Wraps Production
Text reads, "Inside the smaller of two movie theaters at L.A. film mecca Vidiots, Diego Luna is telling me about the time he got detained at Heathrow. It was the day after the Andor wrap party, a raucous event that celebrated the end of six years of work on Tony Gilroy’s critically beloved Star Wars series. Tequila was flowing, and after two seasons of strict COVID protocols against socialization, Luna went hard. So hard, in fact, that when he was packing the next morning, he casually threw a memento he had taken from set — the blaster belonging to his character, rebel spy and resistance leader Cassian Andor — into his suitcase. He showed up at the airport toting an MW-20 Bryar pistol and a severe hangover, and security didn’t love it."