Ted Herman

@tedherman.bsky.social

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Collector of fine minerals. Gardener. Bike rider. Influencée: please try to influence me!

Deykeka, 1924
An imagined Nvidia laptop (goofy image with covers on each side and keyboard in between covers; cover surface is alligator hide, like a Jensen Huang jacket)
Chart showing the percent of US boys who say they gambled in the last year. Numbers ranged from 24% for 14 year olds to 51% for 16 year olds.
Asp Viper scales
Jensen Huang sweater.
Iterated square root formula for Pi.
Image of an xy-plotter drawing with a fountain pen.
The classic parody of Oracle's organization chart, showing the legal department dwarfing the engineering department. Oracle has a reputation for lawsuits (per an AI about this), eg. What to Expect if Suing Oracle: Lengthy & Costly: Expect a prolonged, expensive legal fight with extensive discovery, depositions, and high attorney fees. Aggressive Defense: Oracle uses experienced firms and strong legal tactics, like motions to dismiss, and is unlikely to settle early.
Plot, over past five years, showing decline in web traffic to the top thousand sites.
Bar chart showing H1-B approvals for Amazon for years 2000-2024.
Democracy (it's your vote that counts) vs Feudalism (it's your Count that votes)
Golden saw. Suitable as gift between the meeting of heads of state USA and Saudi Arabia.
set of red plastic cups and ping pong balls for playing beer pong; the balls have images of the POTUS and the cups feature the presidential seal; royalties going to the POTUS
Bearded bro in black t-shirt wearing shades, hands on laptop keyboard, looking into the sun-lighted distance with blue sky background. Advertisement for Azure Certification product.
Menu showing tap water with origin and flavor profile.
bur oak acorn
excerpt from Will and Ariel Durant about concentration of wealth
Laura Loomer Halloween mask