Tee 🏴‍☠️

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amateur gay pirate enthusiast ✌️ 28 | uk | she/her

A dark blue crochet blanket with a repeating pale blue mountain pattern
A museum exhibit on Lighthouses. Text explaining the exhibit on the left and a collection of lights and mirrors on the right. Failed to mention that technically you’re meant to avoid lighthouses so you don’t crack up on the rocks.
Black and white watercolour drawing of Ed Teach running along a beach with his hands in the air
Stede Bonnet looking disgruntled saying “what the fuck but gentlemanly”
Buttons looking haunted saying “Everythin’ is not good”
Scan of the front cover of TNUC programme as it appears in the queer archive
Mii Rhys breakdances on the beach in Tomodachi Life. He is wearing a Cryptid Factor t-shirt.
A custom piece of cake made on the Nintendo Switch game Tomodatchi Life. It has the Ed and Stede wedding toppers from ofmd S2 on it. It is called “Pirate Wedding Cake”
The Crypt Cafe at St Martin-in-the-Fields. Brick vaulted ceiling with cafe tables underneath.
Bageriet: The Swedish Bakery. Sadly closed for Easter :(
An alleyway in London with lots of antique shops and bookshops along the left hand side.
Stede standing on the beach holding his message in a bottle
Picture from auction site #1162 Ed and Stede Embrace Watercolour by Teeheeseason3
Lucius all tucked into bed looking snug as a bug in a rug
Watercolour painting of Ed handing Stede a petrified orange as in S1E7 of OFMD
Instagram post from the National Trust. Picture of a ship shaped chandelier with caption “Who wouldn’t want a ship shaped chandelier?”
French captain from ofmd looks utterly flabbergasted
Meme format saying “should’ve been them btw” comparing Ed to Rapunzel and Stede to Flynn Rider from Tangled
The crew of the revenge gathered together on the deck
Front cover of a book called ‘The Pirates’ Code’
A short video of some fireworks
Stede looking pleased. Caption says “Oh, thank God”.
Chapter 2: Laid and Wrapped I Was Summary: Back at home Ed is still feeling bad about Christmas whilst Stede wrestles with a goose in the kitchen. As they Talk it Through Stede reveals that he may also have some Skeletons of Christmas Past hiding in his closet
Love Actually doorstep scene. Man holds up a card saying “TO ME, YOU ARE PERFECT”
Fic summary for This Have I Done For My True Love by TeeHeeSeason3. It reads: Ed really hates Christmas, but Stede has Big Plans for their first Christmas together as husbands. When they run into Mary and the kids at the mall and decide to visit Santa’s grotto together, all of Ed’s pent up emotions start to come to a head. Uh oh, looks like they’re gonna have to talk it through as a crew!
Stu from wwdits. Gif says ‘Stu is great’
A page-a-day calendar spread with a picture of a yellow Labrador and a black dachshund walking along wet sand on the beach.
Zohran for New York City sign saying “DIE MOTHERFUCKERS, FOR LOVE”
Black Pete looking apologetic in a cage
A keyring of Waitress Ed in a purple apron holding a coffee tray. In the top left there is also a loyalty card for Blackbeard’s Bar and Grill.
Stede standing like this: 🧍‍♂️
Officer Hornberry being not terrible at posing for a photo
Stede and Ed at the dinner table
Screenshot of the dictionary definition of the word ‘hobby’ which is ‘an activity done regularly in one’s leisure time for pleasure’
Screenshot of phone alarms. One for 07:53 is labelled OFMD
Stede Bonnet in his auxiliary wardrobe with the caption “Autumn vibe.”
Picture of three mugs. Text reads: Impressed by new roommate today by showing them the gromit mug, the gromit mug mug, and then the gromit mug mug mug
A black and white wedding photograph and a 1/2 pyramid card in a photo holder on a shelf
Rhys looking majestic, standing on a beach in his costume from the dream sequence in S2E1
Action shot of Chappell Roan flipping her hair on stage
A bag hanging on a display wall in a shop. It’s designed to look like a leather jacket.
Buttons from ofmd punching the air and saying “Yes, Queen! I’ve always said so!”
Arthur’s Seat in Edinburgh
Photoshopped movie poster of the balcony scene from West Side Story. The text has been changed to West Stede Story. Ed’s head has been photoshopped on Maria and Stede’s head has been photoshopped on Tony.
Photo of The Cryptid Factor podcast live show at the 2025 Edinburgh Fringe. The logo is projected on a screen. Dan, Rhys and Buttons sit at desks underneath.
A list of silly nicknames: Scrit Ratscratch Jimbah Polkan Mim Shirt Rex Boog Weanar John Lennon Paul Meat Mmmbop Benson Boone Greta Thunderthighs
Screenshot of a tweet. There is a picture of two sharks “kissing” and the caption says “this is how i would kiss my shark wife if i was a shark and married”
The sunlight as seen from the bottom of the ocean. If you recognise this image you might have a severe case of gaypiratitis. Congratulations.
Lucius looking confused but pleased. Caption says “slay, I guess?”
Jeffery! Fettering! prompt generator response featuring Flower Shop/Tattoo Parlour, fluff, and Doug
Text clip from Rhys Darby’s Substack that reads: “It's the Mighty Shepherds Bush full of Kiwis and Aussies, let's go, let's go ruffle some feathers like we always do! The colonies unite and stand forth in our pride. It's Pride month too so let's love and let love and find kindness and inclusion. Let's escape for one night from the horrors in the news.”
Front page of a 1979 calendar with black and white illustrations of San Francisco. The front cover illustration depicts the Golden Gate Bridge and a trolley car.
JPEG image of Tee's full zine: I Love You. Print and enjoy :)
Back cover of Tee's ofmd zine: I Love You Watercolour painting of Ed and Stede embracing more closely as they do on the beach in S2E8. Overlaid are the words "I know, I know that" in a handwriting font