Robbie Bett

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Donald Trump stand proudly outside his 'highly successful' 'still a going concern' Trump Taj Mahal in Atlantic City, USA
Les Dawson's 70s gossipy comedy characters called Cissie and Ada, the one has rollers in dressed in the floral 'lots of brown' pallet of the era. One is laughing at something off scene and the other is looking non-plussed and fixing their gaze just below the camera
Griftform's Nigel Farage has a smug grin on his chinless face while backed up by 2 distinctly average dudes who look like they've just got off security guarding Claire's against teen girls stealing scrunchies. It's no wonder Nige won't surgeries in Clacton, if they can't control teenage girls, they'll struggle with anything bigger holding lactose products
Princess Anne in a gilded investiture room pinning the OBE on Richard's chest at 6 foot 7 he'd towering over the princess despite being on a lower step (he's not actually kneeling but giving his height he could still be taller than Anne if he was)
An altered image of the Brass Eye 'Paedogeddon!' featuring Phil Collins. This image has been changed from Phil endorsing 'Nonce Sense' wearing a 'Nonce Sence' t-shirt to Nigel Farage in the same setting as Phil but Nigel's face has replaced Phil's and the t-shirt now reads 'Conman Sense'
King Charles III meets wannabe King Trump The Bonespurs
Drake meme (rapper Drake in orange puffer jacket and yellow Jordan t-shirt) has his hand up blocking in the top image with the phrase 'Going after national wealth extraction via tax havens'. The image below is Drake wagging his approving finger and smiling at the phrase 'Getting rid of the triple lock to make up the difference'
The image that appeared in Epstein's 50th birthday book signed by dude who scribbles his signature and was really good friends with USA's Jimmy Savile.
Zlatan is resting on Zlatan's bed in Zlatan's bedroom propped up against Zlatan's desk. There are posters of other footballers on Zlatan's wall along with a PSG shirt that has Zlatan's surname on it. The sheets on the bed are Zlatan's. Zlatan has his legs in a birthing position while reading a labour soothing book about Brazilian Ronaldo, Zlatan likes reading about Ronaldo when having contractions.
Famous Peruvian landmark of Machu Picchu
Mrs and Mr Crankie
Rocket Artemis II launches, text in image reads "The crew of Artemis II, now bound for the Moon."
The Wolowitz Zero-Gravity Waste Disposal System is a malfunctioning space toilet designed by Howard Wolowitz for the International Space Station, central to the episode "The Classified Materials Turbulence." Overview of the Space Toilet In The Big Bang Theory, Howard Wolowitz designs a special zero-gravity toilet for NASA, officially called the Wolowitz Zero-Gravity Waste Disposal System (mockingly referred to by Raj as the Wolowitz Zero-Gravity Human Waste Distribution System) and deployed on the International Space Station. The toilet is intended to handle human waste in microgravity but contains a design flaw in the diverter valve, causing it to fail after approximately ten flushes.
UK career politician and full time benefit scrounging grifter Nigel Farage is wearing a suit that appears to be covered in ejaculate discharged from the loins of his fan girls.... No, my mistake, it's a milkshake. Someone has thrown a milkshake at him. He is wearing a nice tie though, it's purple with small pink triangles and smaller light blue squares, his shirt is light pink.
After waiting a year so a knee injury could heal, Mueller was accepted for officer training in the United States Marine Corps in 1968, attending training at Parris Island, Officer Candidate School, Army Ranger School, and Army jump school. Of these, he said later that he considered Ranger School the most valuable because he felt "more than anything teaches you about how you react with no sleep and nothing to eat." In the summer of 1968, he was sent to South Vietnam, where he served as a rifle platoon leader as a second lieutenant with Second Platoon, H Company, 2nd Battalion, 4th Marines, 3rd Marine Division. On December 11, 1968, during an engagement in Operation Scotland II, he earned the Bronze Star with "V" device for combat valor for rescuing a wounded Marine under enemy fire during an ambush in which he saw half of his platoon become casualties. In April 1969, he received an enemy gunshot wound in the thigh, recovered, and returned to lead his platoon until June 1969. For his service in and during the Vietnam War, his military decorations and awards included additionally, the Purple Heart, two Navy and Marine Corps Commendation Medals with Combat "V", Combat Action Ribbon, National Defense Service Medal, Vietnam Service Medal with four service stars, Republic of Vietnam Gallantry Cross, Republic of Vietnam Campaign Medal, and Parachutist Badge.
Allister Heath We must resist the totalitarian nightmare of Bob Mortimer before we lose everything.
Allister Heath Why the catastrophic failure of Manchester United F.C. is the only thing that can save us now
Allister Heath The civil service Blob is using my brain farts to stage a Marxist coup
Allister Heath The Left's unhinged hatred of nipple rash is driving us towards a terrifying abyss.
Allister Heath By embracing my UTI, the Conservatives signed their own political death warrant.
Allister Heath The tragic surrender to Telegraph columnists is the greatest betrayal of our lifetimes