Projectile Teeth

@teeth.bsky.social

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Cishet white dad & husband. video games, politics, music, cooking. Cleveland native. USN vet.

B.R.A.T. diet graphic (bananas, rice, applesauce, toast) infographic for foods to eat if you have nausea and diarrhea
Fucking computer can’t even perform a search for windows bluetooth settings for some godforsaken reason
Q: Let's play a word-association game. What comes to mind when you hear the word "Republican"? A: Strong to his roots, mainly the Constitution
Amy Acton: We need data centers.
“My drill head is the only key to the room.”
Two medium-sized speakers shaped like frogs Are you supposed to put them outside By a pond maybe
A steam deck in a dock, on an old wooden table, with a clamping monitor arm holding up a 24” monitor. There is an audio cable running from the Steam Deck to a small Fender bass amp.
Beangs
40 oz can of black beans
storefront of local NE Ohio discount grocery chain, MARC'S
A pink toilet with a pink trash can, pink tile floor, pink tile walls
“Penis” sprayed in beautiful cursive on my driveway At the bottom you can see the sprayer nozzle
Hop Master, a game on Happy Kids on Roku A ball bounces on a screen, trying not to get hit by porcupine-like creatures and jumping over cacti. Glitchy as hell.
Delixe bass big muff Electro-harmonix
White rice w/ 2 fried eggs, 2 green onions, and a shitload of chili crisp and beni shoga
Corned beef hash from a can
Peruvian grilled chicken, cous cous salad, watermelon
Big pile of peruvian grilled chicken, tongs, Oberon beer, thermapen, on a white cutting board
Mediterranean cous cous salad, sans feta cause my wife hate it (more for me
American cheese, pesto, tomato (w/ salt and oregano), pepperjack cheese, on some shitty wheat bread on a paper plate
Sinistar
Pineapple, jalapeño, and bacon pizza
Apple Music interface. Morris Day and the Time, Ice Cream Castle. They’ve used AI to animate it and it looks dumb as fuck
View from across the street of a strange mirrored table or table base
Paper plate with hummus mixed with chili crisp. I’m scooping it up with a pita chip, like a total piece of shit
Slobodan Praljak, drinking poison
Project 2029 / The Reconstruction Papers
HULU ERROR CODE: RUNUNK13
Fallen Denzel Washington John Goodman
Black Mirror episode s3e3, "Shut Up and Dance"
amyl acetate, the chemical compound found in bananas, and recreated artificially for various foods
Holy Trinity Catholic Meme Baby Shark is not Pinkfong is not Bebefinn Bebefinn is Pinkfong Baby Shark is Pinkfong Pinkfong is Pinkfong
Corey Feldman and two of Corey’s Angels lmao
Marc Andreesen, eyebrows raised, lips pulled back in some drugged up approximation of a smile, looking like a smug little goblin man honestly
Shrimp, chicken, peppers, onions, (other stuff?) in vermicelli noodles coated in curry sauce
Big bird and a man are looking at a small red muppet bird Closed captions read “Time for the birth of terror. Me”
Picture of a tv displaying Hulu home screen. The show being promoted is “Farmer Wants a Wife” three hunky cowboys stand stage left of the synopsis as of that’s necessary