Jack (tehTrunk)

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COYS - Rule the Roost

Tottenham Hotspur means everything to us. It always has. Generations of us. Families. Friends. Strangers. Brought together by the same badge, the same community, the same pride. With one job, to support our team. Time for reflection comes later. Right now we’re in the run-in, with big games ahead. So, to our team, our players, our coaching staff, our team behind the team, our club: We're not going anywhere. We are with you. From the atmosphere in the stands, the belief in the streets, to the roar the players walk out into. For every remaining minute of this season, we are right behind you. We’ll be there for every step and we’ll be your 12th man throughout. You will hear us. To every single player wearing our shirt: We walk out with you and we remain behind you - whatever may come. We can’t control what happens on the pitch. But we’ll provide everything you need off it. We believe in you. This is our club. All together, always.
The back page of a British tabloid newspaper dated Monday. The main headline screams in large, bold black capital letters: "HOW PRECIOUS: SPURS HIRE WITCH KING". Dominated by a large colour photograph, the image shows the Witch King of Angmar—a menacing fantasy figure in tattered black robes and a spiked iron helmet—standing on a wet football training pitch in front of sponsor boards. He is holding up a white Tottenham Hotspur shirt with "ANGMAR" printed on the back. A caption underneath the photo reads: "the black captain of angmar given a ringing endorsement". In the top right corner, a green informational box features a small circular photo of a sad-looking Thomas Frank, with text beside it stating: "ousted boss to spend his down time organising his pencil collection".
search field box with autopopulate options in dropdown box: record scratch, blood, fart, woosh noise, self assessment, view my annual tax summary
The Simpsons 'say it' meme with a dejected Bart saying Richarlison is like a new signing
Screenshot of a WhatsApp conversation A: I already know I'm gonna cry at your podcast from today B: the intro? A: not started yet but it'll happen A: quotes b "the intro" and replies 'fuck you'
A piece of paper attached to the wall beside an ATM apologising to customers about the 'pigeon mess' - they are unable to move the pigeons on as it is nesting season and they are protected.
A piebald tabby cat sits on a flagstone surrounded by garden foliage which frames the shot in satisfying fashion
A woodland walk around Alice Holt Forest - featuring a number of different cuts of trees, the canopy and even a deer. It's a pleasant, almost sunny morning.
an xzibit 'pimp my ride' meme with the overlaid text 'WE PUT A TOTTENHAM PODCAST IN YOUR TOTTENHAM PODCAST SO YOU CAN TOTTENHAM PODCAST WHILE YOU TOTTENHAM PODCAST'
Me wearing odd socks - my feet resting upon a windowsill
A panoramic view across a hilly British landscape.
Tottenham's Ben Davies in Europa League action.
Explainer diagram from a leg press machine that features a character that looks like Bobby Hill from King of the Hill.
Rule the Roost Big Fat Quiz Of The Year title with a background of the Tottenham Stadium cockerel surrounded by sparkling fireworks
Bottle of M&s tiramisu Irish cream liqueur alongside a glass of the drink with a laptop showing spurs Vs forest in the background.