Teija

@teija.bsky.social

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Perpetually tired and achy. Eldest daughter, mother, pianist, writer, reader, and single-player game enthusiast. History MAs: Modern Germany, Imperial Russia. Introvert with a coffee problem. https://teijajohansonwrites.wordpress.com

This man is abundantly textured
sister michael from derry girls overlaid with a post from kiroloss samoil mounir that says "please hesitate to contact me"
Miguel Almirón
in dune font: epstein files fucking release them
Two sock puppets in a flaming room captioned “we’re in hell for some reason i’m not sure why”
Miguel Almiron in his Atlanta United kit
Mercedes Benz stadium after Atlanta United wins
A caption from the article: “Several weeks ago, the department set up a trap: a large metal cage sprayed with cherry and caramel scents. A bear was found inside it on Dec. 16, but officials said it was the wrong bear.”
A completed Lego Poinsettia set on a wooden table.
The Yellow Wallpaper Falling Down Natural Selection Troubles in Paradise When We Were Friends Yellowface Daughter of the Moon Goddess Heart of the Sun Warrior Kiss of Midnight Kiss of Crimson Midnight Awakening Midnight Rising Veil of Midnight Those Empty Eyes Long Time Gone Eruption Ashes of Midnight Lovers at the Museum Shades of Midnight Tiny Daggers
A box wrapped in super adorable wrapping paper of ddeer and red and green florals on a white background
A text that reads “Teija, your Resistance wrapped just dropped. Spoiler: you did more to fight fascism than most members of Congress. Find it here:” with a link to rapidrecruit.
a screenshot of daft punk with "bedroom hallway" and "huge walk / guest suite" superimposed by their heads
The last 5 films I watched and their ratings: The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim (5 stars) Salem's Lot (3 stars) The Invitation (3 stars) Heretic (4.5 stars) The Substance (3.5 stars)
Red Sox pitcher Connelly Early
On the left is a picture of Gordon Ramsay comforting a child with “oh dear, oh dear, gorgeous” headlined as HEALING WORD. On the right is a picture of Gordon Ramsay yelling at someone “you fucking donkey” headlined as VICIOUS MOCKERY. Below is the conclusion: Gordon Ramsay is a bard.
A review for Sinners (2025) on Letterboxd. The user Haiduc gave the movie 3.5 stars and a heart, and commented “Finally they cast Michael A Jordan in something”
A four-panel line drawing of an unamused person in which each panel has more hands out giving middle fingers. It begins with one, then two, then 8, then 11
Poster for Der Fuehrer’s Face, an anti-fascist satire song and sketch featuring Donald Duck released in 1943.
A white/blonde dog wears a cowboy hat and an unamused expression and is captioned WHAT DAHAIL
Music Ask 1. A song you like with a color in the title 2. A song you like with a number in the title 3. A song that reminds you of summertime 4. A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about 5. A song that needs to be played LOUD 6. A song that makes you want to dance 7. A song to drive to 8. A song about drugs or alcohol 9. A song that makes you happy 10. A song that makes you sad 11. A song that you never get tired of 12. A song from your preteen years 13. One of your favorite 80's songs 14. A song that you would love played at your wedding 15. A song that is a cover by another artist 16. One of your favorite classical songs 17. A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke 18. A song from the year that you were born 19. A song that makes you think about life 20. A song that has many meanings to you 21. A favorite song with a person's name in the title 22. A song that moves you forward 23. A song that you think everybody should listen to 24. A song by a band you wish were still together 25. A song by an artist no longer living 26. A song that makes you want to fall in love 27. A song that breaks your heart 28. A song by an artist with a voice that you love 29. A song that you remember from your childhood 30. A song that reminds you of yourself
A jar of Hellmann’s mayonnaise wearing a MAGA hat with *ANGRY MAYONNAISE NOISES* written on top of it
halftime ended and the other team is fucking where exactly
A rainbow graphic in the style of the reading rainbow logo that says “take a look, they’re all just crooks: fucking fascists”
A screenshot from the linked article in the Independent that reads: "Eventually, the continent will be torn apart and a new ocean will be formed. That will take place over millions of years, as the tectonic plates are ripped apart at rift zones like those in the Afar region in Ethiopia. That is where scientists found the evidence of the unexpected behaviour."
A screenshot of today’s weather (Monday, June 23) in Metro Atlanta. The high is 94, and it will be “mostly sunny and warm,” which feels like an egregious understatement. Other visible statistics are: RealFeel High: 104 RealFeel Shade High: 95 AccuLumen Brightness Index: 9 (Very Bright) Max UV Index: 12 (Extreme) Average Wind: NNE 4 mph Max Wind Gusts: 6 mph Rain Probability: 1% Average Cloud Cover: 17%
A two-panel image of Picard and Riker from TNG. Picard looks very serious in both. In the top one, he is captioned as saying “the H in Jesus H Christ stands for Hoobastank” and Riker looks exasperated, hand over his mouth. The second panel, Riker is facepalming, because Picard is captioned as saying “Because Christ died for a reason, and the reason is you”
The text “at least whatever’s wrong with me made me really funny” superimposed onto a painting of a woman in a large black collared dress coat thing
a single simply-drawn character in a crowd of concerned simply-drawn characters raises a hand and asks, 'uh, hi, yes, i have a question' and the question is: 'what the FUCK'
Practically new (the dark stuff!!) asphalt at my kid’s daycare covered in fucking pollen. It looks like someone dropped giant a bag of yellow flour everywhere and you can SEE IT IN THE AIR help us please somebody
Elizabeth Taylor in Ivanhoe, standing trial accused being a witch, posing in a bizarre slouching hip-cocked knee-forward way that looks like it would cause spine damage if held for too long. Beside her is a dude in a stupid egg-shaped helmet.
A toad in a miniature frying pan atop a pink terry cloth towel, sticking its tongue out with its mouth wide open, subtitled (violent gag).
A selfie I took in grad school
A wall calendar pinned open to August. The image is a retro style picture of a woman smiling and holding a stack of red and white tea towels next to a child, also smiling, wearing a pink collared dress and matching headband. it is labeled "when the world's about to end I hope we know about it in advance so I can stop doing laundry."
A box of The Honey Pot brand tampons labeled “100% organically grown cotton duo-pack tampons with bpa-free applicator” (sold for 9.99 USD)
Leslie Knope from Parks and Recreation
Christopher Eccleston and Billie Piper as the Ninth Doctor and Rose, standing inside the TARDIS, from Doctor Who.
frederic chopin
My shepherd/husky/other mixed-breed dog (70 lbs, perpetually half-perked-up shepherd ears) backlit by our Christmas tree in our living room, which is chaotically lit with colored lights my kids insisted upon, and is topped with an 8-pointed star. You can also see parts of our mantle (has a festive gnome) and our built-ins (includes part of a tv and some more christmas gnomes, and also a grinch on the shelf).
The cover for Ashley Poston’s A Novel Love Story, which is a bold blue with retro font in pastels, showing a girl peeking around the spine of a book while a man is peeking out from the pages opposite
Chipper Jones walks down the tunnel at Turner Field for the last time upon retiring from the Atlanta Braves. He is clad in white Braves attire, back to the camera, a red 10 and “JONES” on his back. The hall is off-white cinder blocks.
A selfie taken in my apartment around 2010
A series of get-to-know-you prompt questions that will be answered in replies to the post
A screenshot from Dragon Age: The Veilguard inside a mansion library in which some maniac has left lit candles atop stacks of books and on the floor amidst fallen tomes.
A picture of a bag of Ricola cough drops, whose contents are inexplicably meted out in the sum of 19 drops per pouch
A bag of twinings rooibos red tea in their new horrible design
A screenshot from Microsoft Excel. It is an alert prompt reading only "too many" with just an "OK" button underneath.
A screenshot of a wisdom check in Baldur’s Gate. The player would have passed a d20 roll with anything over a 2. They rolled a 1, aka a critical failure.
A drawing of an owl by a fire in an armchair with a blanket and a bowl of ice cream, eyes wide and staring at nothing, with BITCH, I CAN’T written on it
The cover to Mhairi McFarlane’s If I Never Met You, a romance novel featuring a mixed race couple fake dating.
A Moomin cartoon in which one says to another, “Darling, when are you going to kill him?” and the response is “at six a.m. tomorrow.”
A screenshot from Anyone But You, featuring Glen Powell’s bare chest and Sydney Sweeney’s horribly fitted bikini top.
Dracula, ostensibly the same man as in the movie prior, portrayed by Stephen Billington, who is the exact opposite of Gerard Butler (his predecessor) in almost every possible way
Gerard Butler as Dracula in Dracula 2000
USPS Winter Woodland Animals stamps featuring a stag, an owl, a white rabbit, and a fox
Jason Momoa excitedly gesticulating in pigtail buns he has done in pink scrunchies and a pink robe with gilded accents, multiple chains around his neck, as he waits for his fingernail polish to dry - from a scene in Fast X
A beauty salon in London called "Effulgent Beauty"
the boo hag from the princess bride