Teiyu, your emotional support animal

@teiyuvt.bsky.social

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On a quest to make life worth living and take as many people with me as I can. Come join the herd! 🟪 https://twitch.tv/teiyuthegoatvt 🟪 🟥 https://www.youtube.com/@TeiyuVibes 🟥 #MentalHealth #SafeSpace #SelfImprovement

Honk Shoes If you put them on before the night's long rest and wear them all day, the benefit will start kicking in for the following night's long rest. (You're allowed to take them off only for half an hour a day to dry your feet and avoid athlete's foot. Gotta stay healthy.) While you wear these shoes, your steps make tiny little honking sounds, giving you Disadvantage on Stealth checks. After successfully attuning, however, you always receive maximum healing from any short or long rests you take as you instantly fall into the most restful sleep/power nap.
Thumbnail of 4 shorts. The older two are at above 1k views. The newest is at 14 after more than half a day.
A screenshot of all of Teiyu's Deltarune shorts so far. They're all at least at 1k views, except for the most recent, which sits at below 100.
A clip from Teiyu's playthrough of Deltarune, in which he repeatedly mutters something about "petals" to himself. After the first few times, it's interspersed with moments from a Game Grumps bit in which Dan says "pickles" in a way that's so muffled it sounds like "petals" "and a washer"
It's the meme where Tom Haverford from Parks and Recreation says "it's beautiful. I've looked at this for five hours now."
a screenshot from an upcoming Deltarune video. it shows Teiyu with an intense smile looking at the textbox "(You flushed the toilet!)" while three cheerfully waddling plush Teiyus are superimposed on top
a screenshot of a very full and messy video editing timeline
a youtube thumbnail showing Teiyu dressed as Ralsei (with the magenta scarf), looking determined between the faces of Jevil, Spamton, the smiling TV from the end of Chapter 2, and also Queen doing the pointing meme at a banana
A photo of the book in question
A photo of an ant looking very lost on a table inside a train
A photo from Rotterdam of two stores side by side, one named “Queen of Rings”, the other “House of Bratz”
A photo of a restaurant called “THE GOAT”
A screenshot of a colored One Piece panel showing Sengoku patting a goat, with two blank speech bubbles
A sketchy self portrait with a very neutral, maybe somewhat unhappy and unfocused, expression. The outline of the head and neck is cut up into segments, many of which are removed from where the outline would normally be, as if the portrait is a puzzle. The outlines removed from their rightful position have smudged gray lines moving towards where they belong, as if there is a kind of draw towards where they belong.
a youtube screencap showing the title of the video "Field - Day (The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild OST)", and a comment which says "The composers had a Field - Day with this one."
a clip of the game Super Battle Golf in which, after a bunch of explosion and chaos, a meek Teiyu's voice emerges from the mess of voices to say, with an air of humorously intense earnestness, "I think I don't like you guys anymore." (No one saw that coming and it was very funny.)
A screenshot of a long Discord post (sorry, I can't fit the whole thing here) Basically it's a long version of the super-condensed thing I had to write because of the character limit.
a twitch clip of the game In Stars and Time in which teiyu voices some dialogue about super sour tonics, which ends in the character Isabeau telling about how he drank a full bottle of it and couldn't taste anything for weeks. teiyu then adlibs a continuation where isabeau remarks that he was actually traumatized by and cried about not being able to taste his mother's food, then laughs about it again after a pause like it was a funny story.
a painting with an overall muted, gray-ish color scheme, with a purple-gray background and a central green-ish entity. it looks much like a metroid; a slimy blob with long tendrils spreading across the body of a person whose shoulders it is attached to, weighing them down and draining their strength. inside of the blob, enveloped in darkness, a shape like a person crying on the floor in the fetal position can be seen, face wrapped in purple and tucked into its hands, the rest of the body seemingly melted into an unmovable mass.
Teiyu stream schedule for the week from March 23 to 29. All times are Central European Time, until the time change on Sunday! Wednesday 3 PM: In Stars and Time Friday 3 PM: Study stream "Factfulness" Sunday 3 PM: Introspective Art
a simple drawing with a warm, orange background, showing three figures on a couch, with what appears to be posters hanging above them. Two of the figures are having a lively conversation with each other while the remaining one is resting, with their head on one of the others' lap. The posters show images that might be Youtube thumbnails or similar.
a twitch clip in which teiyu posits that Leonardo da Vinci probably thought the Mona Lisa sucked because no one can tell what she's thinking (plot twist: that's why they still wrote theses about that painting centuries later)
A screenshot showing a google result preview which says: "Important to remember that 'brevity is the soul of wit' is said by Polonius, a sententious buffoon of a politician in Hamlet"
A drawing in a landscape format with one large central head in the middle, and a small little guy sitting on the head, with two heads screaming at each other on both sides of the little guy. The spaces to the left of all these figures are filled with faint images getting lost in the colors layered on top of them. The left side is colored in a nice blue but with a red aspect to it from the bottom. It contains elements like a Pokeball and a Dragon Ball, but also a Twitch symbol and many, many YouTube logos. A Super Saiyan head screaming dramatically emerges from the blue, clearer than the rest. On the right side, there is mainly purple, with red gashes. The space is filled with desperate faces, green vines, and again more Twitch and YouTube logos. A purple head with red aspects emerges from it screaming desperately, eyes red, green vines overgrowing it. Black and red smoke emerging from its mouth. The small figure in the middle is a little Teiyu sitting calmly with an expression like “oh boy, this is a bit of a pickle, isn’t it.” The central head has one eye mostly closed, the other wide open, torn between the two sides. It’s an expression of overwhelming emotion, the desire to numb the pain, the way it all leads to a blur in which nothing can happen, and the space in between where you can be present and try to negotiate the pain and the comfort and try to find ways to shape something concrete from the blurry mess. I sure hope this reads okay because I’m typing this on my phone and can’t see the text behind the virtual keyboard lmao
Teiyu stream schedule for the week from March 16 to 22. All times are Central European Time. Saturday 6 PM: Community night on Discord Sunday 3 PM: Introspective Art
Teiyu stream schedule for the week from March 9 to 15. All times are Central European Time. Wednesday 3 PM: Animal Well Friday 3 PM: Art stream Saturday 3 PM: Introspective Art
a drawing of what looks vaguely like a person's portrait but without facial features. instead, the head looks like a tree's canopy, bathed in warm light from above, and the body below is drawn in brown outlines but containing what looks to be a sort of swirling mess of water that's both spinning in circles and sending swirling waves upwards to the head.
a twitch clip in which teiyu discovers a place, lines up everything carefully, proceeds to completely beef the jump and walk back to that spot for like two solid minutes while insisting that this is the worst game he's ever played
a twitch clip in which teiyu briefly describes the game in a nonchalant way while approaching a giant kangaroo, which proceeds to jump at him while producing the most bone-chilling cry. the goat did not see that coming.
a stream clip of teiyu meeting a bird on an office chair who wants to give him a tour of the ancient bones, and proceeds to do so, without leaving his chair. just, scooting along. absolute cinema.
a painting showing the top of a figure's head, which appears to have sprouted a myriad of smaller dark figures all looking at the central figure and each other, seemingly chattering and gossiping about them. the drawing is all black except for an unpleasantly greenish-gray overall color scheme and the eyes and mouths of all figures painted in a (relatively) bright yellow. only the eyes of the central figure itself are visible, looking messy and out of focus.
Teiyu stream schedule for the week from March 2 to 8. All times are Central European Time. Wednesday 2 PM: Animal Well Friday 2 PM: Animal Well Saturday 7 PM: Movie night on Discord Sunday 3 PM: Introspective Art
promo art for the movie Drifting Home
the result of the Magma canvas that was active during the stream
the timetable for the second half of the stream (I'm sorry I cannot type all of this out, it's 11 PM, I have a family)
the timetable for the first half of the stream (I'm sorry I cannot type all of this out, it's 11 PM, I have a family)
our preliminary Youtube thumbnail and promotional image for the birthday stream. a mess of 19 guests and teiyu himself. the overarching theme is HOPE!
Teiyu stream schedule for the week from February 23 to March 1. All times are Central European Time. Wednesday 3 PM: Sheepo Saturday 2:30 PM: Big birthday party
a clip of Teiyu playing Crypt Custodian, repeatedly dying in a tricky platforming section, figuring out a much, much easier way to do it, and immediately dying.
a painting of two teiyus: one bathed in warm light floating above, open to receiving the light into his heart. one below, a pitiful little creature stuck on the bottom of the image and covered in what seems like murky water, with big, pleading eyes just staring up at the exalted teiyu above.
Teiyu stream schedule for the week from February 16 to 22. All times are Central European Time. Wednesday 2 PM: Crypt Keeper (finale) Friday 2 PM: Sheepo Saturday 7 PM: Movie night on Discord Sunday 3 PM: Introspective Art
a stream clip of Teiyu playing Crypt Custodian and being absolutely awe- and lovestruck that "one" of the friends you make is just a collective of little baby rats known as Little Guys
teyu just absolutely dying after finally beating the hardest little challenge in the game
I just want y'all to appreciate that this game's first boss is called Pot Full of Spiders.
a twitch clip of teiyu being guided by an NPC through their garden, being introduced to a stone which is actually a plant pretending to be a stone (which may actually be a stone), and then to a leaf, which just had a smiley face drawn on it to make it seem friendlier (interacting with it also brings up a dialogue box with just a smiley face in it). teyu laugh
a drawing in mostly dull, dark colors, showing a strange construct or creature or something with a purple, tensed up, clenched-teeth and black-eyed face, with what looks to be sprawling black limbs branching out from it, or perhaps cracks in the background, spreading across the upper half of the image and into the lower, looming over a little mouse wearing a little polkadot cloth, who is sadly gazing into a pile of smoldering ashes. the sky (or cave background or whatever it is) behind the looming entity is scattered with scrawled shapes in the same smoldering color, looking vaguely like numbers.
Teiyu stream schedule for the week from February 9 to 15. All times are Central European Time. Monday 3 PM: Crypt Keeper Wednesday 3 PM: Crypt Keeper Friday 3 PM: Crypt Keeper Saturday 7 PM: Movie night on Discord Sunday 3 PM: Introspective Art
Teiyu stream schedule for the week from February 2 to 8. All times are Central European Time. Saturday 2 PM: Islets Saturday 7 PM: Movie night on Discord maybe Sunday 5 PM: Introspective Art with Pat
a Monster Hunter World stream clip in which Teiyu somehow messes up a menu so hard that he fails at stealth by roasting an entire giant steak on accident
an image with a vaguely face-shaped dark swirly mass with bright white eyes in the middle, from which emerge a button-eyed cute teiyu on the left, a fat-nosed bald and plain-looking nerd in the middle, and a similarly bald super-masculine chad-type entity on the right, with a censor bar emerging below it
a stream clip of Pat Tato Tuber yelling at an NPC for seemingly side-eyeing him and his in-game companion before realizing that "a knight and a furry" is really just what this lady sees every day like someone working at literally any convention center
a screenshot of all the well-wishes on my recent "I'm ill" post
a screenshot of Teiyu excitedly saying "Hey do you think I could add myself to the Vtuber Ovulation Tracker" in a Twitch chat followed by a bunch of very concerned reactions ... I think they probably don't accept people who don't have ovaries
Teiyu stream schedule for the week from January 26 to February 1. All times are Central European Time. Friday 2 PM: Islets Saturday 7 PM: Movie night on Discord Sunday 5 PM: Introspective Art
A photo of the most beautiful ukulele you’ve ever seen