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Homer Simpson a guardian angel yells at him in the form of colonel klink
The bad doctor from The Fugitive (1993) who fakes medical trial results on a new drug to make money
The R Crumb irrational “I hate this normal guy” comic
Homer Simpson pretending to be Mr burns.
The Simpsons Don Mattingly with half his head shaved up from the sideburns trying to comply with Mr Burns continued demands that he get rid of those damn sideburns!
“This is fine” room on fire dog. Supreme Court has 6 votes saying the constitution means whatever republicans say but only 4 votes to say the constitution doesn’t say what it says, so we should be all good.
Avalon skywalker prepares to waste the younglings
The classic hippo tweet about centrists: better things arent possible!
Woman to Barney: excuse me, did something crawl down your throat and die?
Home to comic book guy: anybody care what this guy thinks? James carville is a bitter old man who no one should listen to about anything
Homer comparing women to beer: but you stop at one, you want to drink another woman!
The classic tweet: raandy @randygdub Replying to @cushbomb @cushbomb @KristenhCNN trump [waving bible in front of them]: you morons love this shit huh [audience going berserk] 5:42 AM • Feb 27, 2016 •••
Homer cracks and desperately tries to call mr burns so he can cave in negotiations
Decrepit old don ciccio from godfather 2
Out of This World, kickass late 80s sci-fi teenager sitcom
Muscular shirtless guy with a really long neck
“Great call from the haters” tweet
Grandpa Simpson wants an Audie Murphy haircut
Homer getting quietly red in the face with impotent rage
The car loving dipshit mayor from Pixar’s hoppers.
The simpsons bit: Star Trek XII: so very tired
Arrested Development: “faith is a fact” blooper
Milhouse incorrectly thinks that adopting bad faith republican framing around vote counting is a good way to meet them halfway.
Homer wants to know where Ally Sheedy (the goth one) is
Halo “current objective: survive” screenshot but instead it’s: transition
The nuclear accident clean up crew knowing Homer by name
A tamagotchi, the original digital guilt trip
Bart thinks there might be something gay about a bunch of guys fawning over the attractiveness of male bodies
Smithers asks Marge if she wants to stop gambling, in a way that makes it clear he wants her to keep going.
Homer working from home deciding whether or not to vent radioactive gas
Trumps taco salad pic but with chow mein instead
Troy McClure: you may remember me from such films as: the presidents veins are collapsing
Bad translation sign: your dog shit is not allowed here. Hell all your family.
The Ryugyong hotel in Pyongyang, North Korea
Homer imagines replacing Marge with a version of her that he acts out himself
Mr burns believes cheating is the gift man gives himself
Homer needs the doctor to dumb it down a shade or two
Apu points and laughs at Homer and Marge: “now you know how it feels!”
Town Crier Homer wants to know where the crooked historian hid the incriminating fife
Reasonable pirate guy from the simpsons suggests governments spend money making things better for the majority of people they serve rather than funneling it to companies and the already wealthy
From the Donald Sterling deposition: sir the question was: is this your handwriting?
NYT gave an Iran editorial to John fucking Bolton and reading it would most assuredly burst a vessel in my brain
Idiot protagonist of lonely islands “threw it on the ground” misunderstanding simple rhetorical patterns
Bard reads Homers poorly written plea to become Mr Burns heir
The “what are you gonna do, stab me?” Meme
Spice addict from Dune (1984)
That South Park bit where the guy keeps saying it’s ok that Michael Jackson touched some kids cause he’s Michael Jackson!!
Kira and Odo from DS9