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night or day sometime. I was miss shiny in the previous place

roasted asparagus - in German “Spargle”
scene from The Hunt For Red October where the american diplomat incredulously asks the Soviet diplomat to clarify they’ve lost another submarine. except it’s senators.
fan pointing out an open window of yet another UK hotel with no air conditioning
a lovely cat that made his way into the guesthouse and is now curled up on our bed.
a spooked skeleton with a creepy musculature system right behind it. describing the standard driving style on australian country roads
Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka, showing the bad children the good place
Captain Ramius of the USSR Red October looking out to sea
NASA Integrity landing craft over the east coast of Australia. Australia is saying g’day
Gene Krantz wearing a VEST in the control room during the Apollo 13 mission
screenshot of a crossword clue “Collective term for British nobility” with the filled in answer an alternative term for British nobility that rhymes with “bankers”
image from the viewpoint of Artemis II of the moon with a crescent Earth appearing over the lunar horizon
a graph from an academic paper exploring whether white men are missing out on friendships, above a frame from the cartoon King Of The Hill showing white men standing in the alley
image of a clear pale sky at dawn over a train station platform
an image from The Simpsons where Bart has morphed into Rat Boy form and is gnawing the drywall
a picture of an escalator hand rail with the word “rainman” written on it in white marker
a magnum of Penfolds red wine and decanter on a kitchen bench
stupid pieces of stupid cork floating in an otherwise good decanter of wine
Gary Oldman as Dracula in the 1992 film of the same name
Ron Burgudy from the movie “Anchor Man” saying “I don’t believe you”
boiled food. corned beef, cabbage, potato, carrot and turnip.
a gecko shedding its skin
how cowlicks happen
blackboard crammed with “differences” between Catholics and Protestants from the tv show Derry Girls
starlings flying together over the Aberystwyth pier
a sign warning people to stay off the train tracks, with a missing apostrophe, tempting those who cannot stand poor punctuation to risk a £1000 fine
600ml of double cream spilled on a floor