Universal Basic Good Vibes

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A little of everything and a lot of some things

A pinky purple cocktail against a kitchen background, held by a strong but gentle loverboi just like you deserve to be
A packet of Italian toilet roll branded 'tenderly'
A diagram of octopus copulation which isn't done the way you might think or mibbie its exactly what you thought im not your mum
Served inst ad for etsy containing the most random shit ever
Red lookin cocktail, masterful lover with a gentle touch just out of shot
Mushrooms from soup lookin like little legs and a boaby
Insta ad for a £125 fence post
Sticker on back of car saying if youre going to ride my ass at least pull my hair
Sgroppino cocktail against a leafy background, burly man stripped to the waist ready to quench his thirst just out of shot
Pic of trump with a French crop looking pretty stylish tbh
Orange drink in a cocktail glass, yer thirsty auld da just out of shot
A green Pucante cocktail in a rocks glass with a ruggedly handsome but sensitive author just out of shot xoxo
YouTube suggested video on how to harvest cockles and grow large onions like a mfkn BOSS
Insta add for fathers day gift - big fkn machete
Toilet graffiti saying 'I've seen Nessie and she has big naturals' and wouldn't you love to see that?!
Pic of a sandpit excavator toy
A video of someone sliding silicone fake toe covers, for some fkn reason thats a thing
Star dog award ur the biggest gay
Cocktail in the hand of a heartbreakingly charming photographer
Insta ad, pic of a driveway, text sez: AVERAGE HOUSEHOLD SPENDS £100 PER WEEK ON JUNK FOOD =£52,000 OVER 10 YEARS AVERAGE DRIVEWAY COSTS 6.5K SPREAD OVER 15 YEAR DRIVEWAY LIFESPAN I £8.33 PER WEEK PRICE OF 1BURGER MEAL
Orange coloured cocktail, charming sexual athlete just out of shot
A picture of two sponge cake cross sections with text What's Reverse Creaming? REVERSE CREAMING Combines the butter with all the dry ingredients before mixing in the remaining ingredients CREAMING Beats butter and sugar together until light and fluffy before adding the remaining ingredients
A red cocktail in a rocks glass with a cherry blossom garnish... heartbreakingly charming author just out of shot
Sydney playing tennis touches the net AGAIN
Sydney Sweeney playing tennis and fouling the net
Tweet that says my temu dildo got me pregnant again
Temu ad from insta showing random shit for sale incl a 'silicone practice arm'
Sunshine dawg saying Buenos días
Green cocktail in a glass, heartbreakingly handsome author just our of shot
3 eggs frying in a pan
A plate of salad, devastatingly handsome but also humble author just out of shot
A small nut held between two finger tips inside mechanical gubbins, aiming for a bolt
Neighbourhood kitty found roaming in my house again
Eggs frying in a pan
A Swan with its head up a pipe nice work if you can get it lucky swan
Slapping a lush jelly like it's a juicy fat arse
Me holding a random cat visitor
Yellow cocktail in a rocks glass, heartbreakingly rugged man just out of shot
Bowl of soup and a cheese toastie, devastatingly handsome diner just out of shot
Mummified person who loves a cig and some chill time at the end of the week
Someone restrained with many pairs of handcuffs
Text of a letter extract saying IF YOU dO NOT ATTEND tHE CoURT WITHOUT A LAWFUL EXCUSE THE CoURT MAY ORdER THat yOU BE APPREHENDED AND PUNISHED.
Big green grapes
A red sign that says - The wild dog haunts, take care of yourself
Cocktail in a nick & nora glass, heartbreakingly handsome drinker just out of shot