Tender Beefsteak

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Chop me up into pieces if it pleases, if it pleases And when the chopping is through, every piece will say "I love you" He/Him 🌹🌹🌹 Denver, Queen City of the Plains

A picture of Ukranian sumo wrestler Aonishiki. Rank Sakiwake, stats: 182 cm, 142 kg and age 22. Record 3-1. He had that sort of heavy lidded, unflappable former Soviet Bloc look.
A picture of Ukranian sumo wrestler Shishi. He is listed as being of rank Maegashira #14. His physical stats are 192 cm, 177 kg and age 29. His record is 4-0.
Chicken and sausage gumbo in a bowl topped with white rice, the pot of gumbo in the background
A grey tabby looking incredulously towards the camera.
A pair of hands gripping a planchet on top of a Ouijia Board.
Purple flowers rose above a thirsty lawn. A small rabbit munches grass in the background.
An upward facing close shot of a tuxedo cat, eyes shut in a sunbeam. Long whiskers highlighted by the sun stick out of his snout and eyebrows.
A representation of the non-ruined Parthenon they built in Nashville fucking Tennessee of all places.
Graffiti on a shuttered storefront: an orange arm and face sticking out of a blue sea, also an orange head with bulging eyes, a funny nose and pursed lips
A grey and white tabby cat getting head pets
A bas relief of a nude man with a shield reaching between a the front legs of a centaur, who is bearded and wielding a club.
Poseidon’s Temple near Athens. Three sides of Doric columns hold up what is left of the roof. Ruined marble litter the ground and a brilliant blue sky soars overhead.
A greying, bearded man in a baseball hat taking a selfie on front of the Aegean Sea
A store sign in Athens, Greece that says “9-11 SHOW ROOM”
A sleeping tortoiseshell cat rests their head on a small wooden box of evil eye protection charms.
Spray painted surprised looking face with bulging eyes. Has stipple for hair. I can’t read the text. Sort of a sea green color.
Athens at sunset stretches into the distance. On top of this hill is also a black cat.
A medium haired brown and white tabby resting in front of a window
A middle aged man with a greying beard, sunglasses and a baseball hat taking selfie in front of the Turkish countryside
A tuxedo cat (we are told is charmingly named “Beer”) munches on a fish head and skeleton.
Two orange cats affectionately rub their faces on each other
A white grey and orange cat crunches on a lizard it caught. An orange cat and a tuxedo cat supervise. On an outdoor tiled floor.
A black cat and a herding dog lounge in the shade
An orange cat sleeps peacefully on the top of a white wall pillar underneath a shady tree.
A scraggly brown tabby cat with a clipped left ear. Me sits with a serious expression and has white cream on his nose (its yogurt)
A smidge nosed tuxedo can reclining on his side and looking at the camera as if I was making funny noises
Kristen, the host of Top Chef, smiling a 1000 Watt smile with very elaborate earrings on.
A screenshot of an adoptable cat from Humane Colorado's Buddy Center. He is a tuxedo cat with a black smudge on his nose. His name is, amusingly, Mitsubishi Eclipse.
Paint Mines near Denver. Eroded turmeric and wine colored softer stones beneath rock with strong white rock up top. The blue sky is full of white clouds.
Star Trek TNG title card with the Enterprise NCC-1701-D floating in space with the words “Dat Comes Back From Ross With Canerows”
Star Trek TNG title card where the Enterprise D flies next to an asteroid with a star in the distance. Titled: “Wesley, Yroi’s Mom, Alexander and Q Plan A Quinceañera”
Star Trek TNG: title card where the NCC-1701-D floats in front of a blue planet in space. The title reads “The Devil Wears Data”
Star Trek TNG title card, the Enterprise NCC-1701-D floating in space, the title card reads “Q In The Pink, One In The Stink”
Star Trek: The Next Generation title screen showing the NCC-1701-D floating in open space with the title “He Whomst Smelt Ot Dealt It”
"Bean to Bar All Star" written as the Saved By The Bell logo. Automatically! From a website! Will wonders never cease?
A naked mole rat is in a hospital bed in a hospital gown. He or she is screaming, rodent teeth displayed, "Nurse! The inside of my body is pooping again!"
A sleepy grey tabby folded up like a pretzel
Jesus Christ, the Prince of Peace him own self, leaving his tomb after three days
A prompt from the video game Stardew Valley to name a newly hatched dinosaur. The suggested name is “Cho-mo.”
A tuxedo kitten. He has lots of white whiskers curling at odd angles from his cheeks and eyebrows
A screenshot of Primal. Two big eyes carnosaur babies and chained at the back and hollering
A tuxedo cat making biscuits on a man’s belly
Grey tabby cat falling asleep on the back of a sofa
Grey tabby cat curled up on a bed spread in a sunbeam
A cardboard box full of unopened packages, some from Amazon, some from the USPS. The caption reads: "Mystery Box with Unpredictable Surprises & Random Goods - High Value Adventure Unboxing Gift." Rated 3 1/2 stars out of five with 411 reviewers. Priced $21.84, save $44.33.
The face of a man with a short buzzcut. He is smiling with his teeth but not his eyes, however they is a certain perverted glee behind the "windows to the soul"
A cartoon of a fat white cat holding a bag of Taco Bell. He is saying “Wow, what a day. I guess I’ll treat myself to $28.00 worth of T-Bell.”
Milhouse from the Simpsons hated his flood pants, but as water floods in through the front door he finds his cuffs bone dry. "Everything is coming up Milhouse!" he exclaims. We laugh and laugh.
A panel from the webcomic Achewood Roastbeef, the depressed cat: They let you give at the sperm bank Lyle? Lyle, the alcoholic bear: Not every woman wants a good baby.
A tuxedo cat with an explosion of whiskers sleeps chin down on a folded blanket.
Samuel L. Jackson with greying hair wearing an undershirt staring very intensely. I think it’s from Black Snake Moan?
A muscular barbarian in a weird sort of stance. Leaning violently to one side, hips thrust forward. Words say "You are a brave fighter to have cleared such a difficult stage." From the 1987 video game Rastan.
The video game Rastan from 1987. A muscular barbarian in a castle swings a greatsword. Two muscular soldiers stand before him, wearing plate armor on the right half of their body and nude on the other half. They wield various weapons.
The cover of a comic book titled Tales of the Green Lantern Corps. Various members of the Green Lanterns pose with their fists to the stars, their green rings of power glowing. The disembodied heads of the little blue guys that control the operation float overhead.
A headline from The Onion: "'Only in New York," Says Man being Mugged By Stanley Tucci At The Top Of Empire State Building."
A sleepy grey tabby cat
A sleepy grey tabby cat
Ritchie Tenenbaum from the film Royal Tenenbaums film having a meltdown on the tennis court. He sits on the grass court with his shoes and racquet lying alone a good distance away from him.
An eagle on the limb of a dead tree with a clear blue sky behind. What kind of eagle? I have no idea, but I talked to someone who had seen bald eagles in the area. This eagles head is only a little white.
A Simpsons screencap. Mr. Burns is at the Mayo Clinic with Smithers and a doctor has just told him he has so many diseases they are keeping each other in check. Mr. Burns take away of this fragile condition is that he is indestructible.