Tenth Key

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"There's always free cheddar in a mousetrap, baby. It's a deal." -Tom Waits

Dolly Parton in 1978.
From The Athletic's "The Windup" newsletter: "A quick follow-up on our story about AI being banned in MLB dugouts. Over the weekend, Adam Ottavino identified the (New York) Mets as one team who spent 'several hundred thousand dollars' on an AI program. Do I even need a punchline here?"
That photo of Messi and Yamal with the heads switched.
Meloetta ex Pokémon card
Meloetta ex Pokémon card.
Other Pokémon cards I bought.
Meloetta ex Pokémon card.
Don't Let the Tuchel Park the Bus! (Memed Book Cover)
Tax wealth, not work.
Tip of the hat to Miguel Vargas and Pete Crow-Armstrong.
"Is she really going out with him" in NASCAR font. Joe was cool.
Vinnie Jones grabbing Gazza in the nuts.
There Will Be Chalk
David Beckham, shown here making his sticky stuff that Micah Richards likes so much.
Mr. Met fall down go boom.
Mr. Met fall down go boom.
In which Matt Brown shares that "Handsome Squidward" in Portuguese is "Lula Molusco bonitão".
Eleven minutes of stoppage time, as according to BlueSky...
Bill Raftery
"Give us Berhalter!", shouts Joel, Tom Servo, and Crow.
Argentina player ratings v. Cabo Verde. Messi got an 8.7.
The set of the game show Concentration.
WHY CAN'T US???
From The Athletic: Monaco look to sell Balogun for $57m The headline name in today’s DealSheet is none other than Folarin Balogun. David Ornstein is hearing on the grapevine that the USMNT forward will be leaving Monaco in this transfer window, just as (or precisely because) his reputation is rocketing towards the stars.
I started Gonzalo Plata and Enner Valencia. More fool me, or am I just impatient?
Pawn Stars: "Best I can do is a fifth of whiskey and a megaphone pointed at Ashlyn Harris." (You had to be there.)
I'm sorry, Charizard, you've had enough.
Six players tied for 2 goals in the World Cup so far: Just, Haaland, Balogun, Mbappe, Ayari, and Haavertz.
Yes, I named my Articuno Erling Haaland. Deal with it.
On campaign finance rules, the bill proposes a number of changes: Foreign nationals, who include people, governments and corporations based outside the U.S., would be allowed to spend up to $10,000 on ballot referendums — such as efforts to support or oppose new constitutional amendments — but would remain banned from contributing directly to politicians. The bill would make any investigations into violations of that law secret, however, and punish any leaks with criminal charges.
Marisa Kabas: "While corporate media continues to act as though they’re all in for Trump, I hope they’ll take note of how many people willingly spent hours watching scaffolding get built just to see him fail. There may be big bucks in stroking his ego, but what’s emerged is an existing market ready to see it destroyed. If media executives can’t see the moral imperative for stopping Trump, perhaps the potential payoff will speak to them."
Chuck Wepner v. Muhammad Ali. This fight was the inspiration for the film Rocky.
Hodor!
I got the coke.
Evan Dorkin's Milk and Cheese: A DRINK TO YOUR DEATH!
Donald Trump won the popular vote in Alaska. A majority of Alaskans voted for ditching oceanic data.
4 out of 5 trending topics are about Game 4 of the NBA Finals. Keir Starmer must have done something utterly brilliant or absolutely rubbish to top that. (Of course, I haven't looked yet.)
Just your typical 10-year-old Knicks fan: "I'M BURNING THIS WHOLE CITY DOWN!"
Jesús Navas won the 2010 World Cup with Spain.
Karl-Anthony Towns: "He can't fuck with me."
The buds from Brazil.
Is Crow blushing? Who knows? MITCHELL!
In 2007, Dolan was named as a defendant in a sexual harassment lawsuit submitted by a former Knicks executive, Anucha Browne-Sanders. Browne-Sanders accused Dolan of firing her out of spite after she complained about sexual harassment from Isiah Thomas. The court ruled in favor of Brown-Sanders and Dolan had to pay $3 million of the $11 million settlement. MSG was responsible for paying the remainder of the settlement. (Source: Wikipedia.)
Red Panda catches ALL the bowls.
TST Field 2 at Wake Med Soccer Park. US Women v. KC Current 2.
Andrew Carnegie. Staunch capitalist, noted hater of nepobabies.
The Taylor Swift facepalm
Long story short: Everton got a whopping 3 points out of their last 7 matches. Dreadful.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/moons-haunted
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surrender_Dorothy
Marla Maples
Demolition of the East Wing of the White House for... some dude's ego, I guess.
Crystal Dunn throws the horns whenever Bull City sees her.
It's the Sickos meme. Dillon Brooks is a sicko. You get it.
It's the Sickos meme. Dillon Brooks is a sicko. You get it.
Arsenal goalkeeper David Raya has the most clean sheets (i.e., shutouts) among all English Premier League goalkeepers.
A Maori lawmaker in New Zealand with a kick-ass hat.