Cameron

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He/it | Chicago | 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🍉 Almost 40 🔞 UncleFriend 💚 I know Too Much and not enough all at the same time Formerly known as Tenkay tenthousandunicorns.com

A photo of Cameron, a white person with freckles and dark brown hair tied back and shaved on one side, wearing makeup. The eyeliner is little swirly curly cues over pink eyeshadow, with dark lipstick, and a tiny heart drawn underneath their lips and on their nose.
This OP in my timeline. Sean posted an old meme with no caption and it has gone viral. Above it is a post by Dez Fenton, where he qt's his own post saying "It's almost divine in its timing, just genius comedy by god." and then says "It's gonna be the small wins, folks. Take em where you can get them."
A photo of a bunch of pigeon shit in a pile about 2cm thick and a foot or two across on the sidewalk, in front of a colorful mural of some faces and shapes and CTA trains.
A screenshot of an air quality map of the Midwestern and eastern United States, with Canada above. There is a large purple smear indicating dangerous air quality, that stretches from Northern Minnesota across the Great Lakes, including a bit of Canada and the Upper MidWest, including the entirety of Michigan, streaming east into the Atlantic Ocean over NYC and DC.
Three individually packaged masks from WellBefore, all three are KN95 masks with adjustable ear loops. The first two are "Pro" masks which have a stronger metal nose clip and foam padding on the nosebridge, which i will use for walking to and from work. The third one is a regular KN95 mask, which i normally wear at work. The idea is I can throw the outdoor ones away when I get to work and back home.
A selfie of Cameron (a white person with dark brown hair, gold-framed glasses, and freckles), wearing a black KN95 mask, a NASA shirt and holding up two fingers in a peace sign ✌️. He is standing outside next to two large A/C units, there are vines, shrubs, and grass behind him.
A photo of a black and white cat sticking its hind leg up for a bath. His toe beans are black against white fur. The photo is framed with the beans in the center and the cat slightly cut off so none of his other legs nor his head are visible.
A collage of selfies of Cameron, a white person with freckles, and long dark brown hair tied back and shaved on the sides. The photos at the top are most recent, with a dense beard lining his jawline (he is wearing an "Isla Nublar Nature Tours" tank top with a velociraptor in the first two pictures). The subsequent photos show his beard with fainter hair around the jawline, but a dense little beard on his chin. The final two photos show him in a winter coat, his hair covered up with a mothMan beanie. The photos on the right show him wearing glasses with thin gold frames, but he is not wearing them in the photos on the left.
Childless Guy calls someone the R word and accuses a woman of lying about sexual assault. YouTube thumbnail shows the title "is planner really done?"
Stock photo of a white guy in a white button up shirt holding a closed umbrella over his shoulder, looking straight into the camera with a slightly smug expression.
An illustration from Richard Scary of a cat driving a red tractor with a plow on the front. The caption reads "Squish Cat squashes the garbage down with his squasher-downer"
A screenshot of the clebrating america or whatever fireworks show. The show is in the finale, and clusters of white fountain fireworks light up the horizon against the dark landscape. It is reminiscent of photos from cities being bombed. The caption underneath the video reads "Stay with Fox 5 DC for complete America 250 coverage"
A blurry Polaroid photo of Cameron, a bearded white person with dark framed glasses, dark brown hair and freckles, is wearing a giraffe onesie, while holding a large giraffe squishmallow in one arm, and holding up a tiny giraffe beanie boo in the other hand.
A white guy taking a mirror selfie of him wearing a black and rainbow tye-dye shirt that says "Monsterfucker" and has an illustration of a sexy demon lady bent forward but you can only see her torso, her image within a heart shape made of barbed wire.
A photo of my tablet playing the movie The Neverending Story, of the scene where Atreyu's white horse Artax is sinking into the black tar pit of despair. Atreyu pulls hard on Artax's reins and screams "Fight against the sadness, Artax" but Artax is already neck deep in the pit and still sinking.
Mayor McCheese of McDonald's mascot fame. He is a man with a burger for a head, dressed in a long coat with a sash that says "Mayor" with a McDonald's M. His burger head has melted cheddar cheese and a tiny hat.
Photo of an old man with long grey hair and a long grey bread, riding a mountain bike naked except for yellow crocs and some grey boxer briefs. He has just come out of the woods at high speed, and looks at the camera as he banks the turn. The text above the photo reads: "I set up a camera outside my house because my dog always barking at something I thought I'd catch an animal or sum but boom!! Who tf is this mf!!!"
Meme of the little black kid maybe 2 or 3 years old, dressed in a nice plaid button up shirt looking angry during a photoshoot with a pale beige background, eyes shooting daggers at the camera. The text above it says "Me practicing my 'masculine scowl'"
A photo of Sam Reich from the show Game Changer, pointing up at himself. The text covering his face reads "Me, thinking about my childhood", and he is saying "And I've been trans the whole time!"
A Facebook post from Sharon Weiss in the group Marie Callender's: Thanks Marie Calendar for ruining thanksgiving dessert. Below the text is a photo of an extremely burnt pie.
GMail notification: From: MyChart. You have a new test result in MyChart.
A handful of tiny purple mulberries
A montage of photos from the 90's TV show Clarissa Explains it all, featuring Melissa Joan Hart as Clarissa. She is a white girl with long blond hair, and her style is loud 90's mix-match.
A sticker of Cameron, a white man with freckles, brown hair and a stubbly beard, wearing a black tshirt and blue jean overalls. He is wearing a cartoon party hat and throwing his arms up in the air in a celebratory expression. The background is white with a drawing of a pink frosted cookie shaped like a heart, with a couple of bites taken out of it.
Cameron, a white person with freckles and long hair, takes a mirror selfie wearing Grey sweatpants and a lacy bralette. The picture is split into 3 selfies with different filters. The top filter is an old man with a white mustache and beard, the middle filter kinda looks like Daniel Radcliffe with heavy stubble, and the 3rd filter at the bottom is a super baby-faced filter.
A pocket knife with a cyan blade, a pink handle printed with colorful donut sprinkles, and a black belt hook.
A photo of a Tomagotchi, with the character relaxing in a pot of boiling water. The tamagotchi is a Connection v4.5 Globe shell with a yellow star antenna. It is in a clear protective case with 3 puffy stickers, a rainbow at the top, a bone on the left side, and a couple drops of water splashing on the bottom right.
Drawing of an "Average Masturbator" from "an old Swedish textbook" from the 1800s. The man has a lazy look with unevenly drooped eyes, and his tongue is sticking out and a huge glob of drool is coming out of this mouth. The drawing is from the shoulders up and shows him wearing a coat and a bowtie (I assume is respectably dressed) and greasy black hair. He is either clean shaven or too young to grow a beard, and doesn't have much of a jawline.
Screencap of a discord chat where I say "I hope his cortisol levels keep on spiking. If you cant confidently jestergoon around foids what are you even doing How else am I supposed to find my clowngirl wife???"
Screencap of the video above where a blurry guy runs past some guards really fast
My Brain 😀 Smooth. no weinkls. cute. cant think = no sad ❤️. Yuor brain 🚫 -BUNPY WEIRD. GROSS WRINKLES. UGLY!!!! THINKS! = SAD!!
A photo of a gyro and seasoned crinkle-cut fries, from a gyro shop in New Orleans
Photo of a swampy river, with lots of shrubs and trees along the bank. The sky is blue with a few clouds far on the horizon.
Meme of DW from Arthur reading a sign (that has been changed to an analog clock). She says "Time wont stop me because I cant comprehend it."
Straining kid meme where some high school guy is sitting straining so hard the veins in his neck and temple are bulging out, but he's also sitting slightly slouched, with a distressed-but-defeated look in his eyes, slightly frowning.
Billboard for Morgan & Morga America's largest injury law firm. In large white font it says Il law nois as one word but the word Law is yellow. There's a photo of a calmly smiling old man in a grey business suit with a yellow tie.
A couple issues of "Shonen Jump" with manga characters such as Yu-Gi-Oh, Yoh from Shaman King, and Naruto. The issues are magazine-sized pages, but several hundred pages thick, full of episodes of various Mangas.
An old purple tamagotchi that displays "4 YR, 20 pound"
A pic of a Tamagotchi Paradise toy. The screen shows a Blue Tigaotchi and a Gemchi on a moon and they look slightly bored. They will not make an egg together. #tamagotchi #TamagotchiParadise
A pic of Elizarotchi #tamagotchi , a frilled lizard tama, with a dark grey face and body and a yellow frill around his face. He is sticking out his tongue.
A photo of a Tomagotchi Paradise Purple Sky toy. The screen shows the sky field up on the clouds in front of a big mountain with a face and a cute purple star in the visible part of the sky, a little Rocky Young tama (shaped like an irregular hexagon) is playing the piano and singing, and a little pink music note floats above him. Below, Horhotchi the purple owl has just fallen out of his hammock and is sitting up wide awake.
Mac from Always Sunny in Philadelphia stands next to Charlie, and points, saying "Ah, creatine shits." The camera cuts to Frank holding a marker next to a blank whiteboard, as he repeats "Creatine shits?" incredulously.
Zoomed in screenshot from the picture above, the man behind Steve Daines gives a confused and concerned look, as Steve says that "Meth used to be homemade", as he talks about international drug trade.
A black and white cat laying belly-up on a fuzzy purple blanket, his body contorted like a crescent roll 🥐
A tamagotchi character named Imoritchi. He is a mellow fire salamander standing upright, grayish blue on top and orangey red on his belly, chin, and the underside of his tail.
A Purple Sky Tamagotchi Paradise toy. The screen shows a grassy field with some trees and a ball pit on the right. There is a Tama character in the middle named Meowchi, he is a pink cat with pointy ears and a bit of yellow tat the end of his tail. He is smiling with his eyes closed and his arms raised.
The alchemical symbol for platinum, which is an outline of a crescent moon on the left touching a circle with a dot in the middle on the right.
A street view and a map view of New Orleans. The street view shows an electronic street blockade (in the down position) with graffiti that says "Go poop baby" on the metal housing. The Map view is centered on 712 Dumaine St and shows a number of starred locations nearby, including Oz New Orleans, Clover Grill, and Voodoo Authentica inc.
Guy standing in the middle of a sandy beach wearing a sloppy black outfit, holding a bag of trash he's collected over his shoulder. There are a bunch of cute emojis and a soft focus filter over the photo. The text reads Hey girl, are you trash? Cuz I wanna take you out.
Photo of a Tomagotchi Paradise Purple Sky screen. We are up in the blue clouds, there are cute little stars, it is raining and the little blue tama is relaxing in a hot spring with a little rubber ducky.
A cute blue bird tamagotchi flaps its wings, opens it's mouth, and eats you. You travel down into it's stomach!
Map of the western night sky showing a comet labeled C/2025 R2 (SWAN) just above the moon
A post by Neo-Cannolialist @ThatFrood : I had a dream where there was a food called "King's Hand", a hollow hand made of m&m cookie, filled with Greek Salad [chopped tomato, cucumber, and feta cheese]. I could not stop thinking about it. Here is the culmination of a week long effort. .. The post is overlayed on two pictures of King's Hand on a plate, with extra Greek Salad around it, one image shows a bite taken out of the wrist area.
Scene from Star Wars 3 where Obi-Wan is yelling at Anikin (now played by Thomas the Tank Engine) near the Lava that Ani just fell into. First panel shows Obi-Wan saying "You were the Choo!". Second Panel: *Thomas makes an angry face*. Third panel, Obi-Wan says "You were my train. I loved you"
A box of fries with some fried chicken buried in them, and 2 sides of Honey BBQ sauce
Kombucha girl meme where at first she makes a 🤢 face but then she's like hmm 🤔🤤
Pokemon quiz result. Banner of a bunch of fighting type pokemon. FIGHTING TYPE POKEMON. Fighting. You got the Fighting Type! The Fighting Type is a highly physical category of strongmen, great warriors, and more. These Pokémon are typically noble, focusing on training and power, and (mostly ) using it for good. The Fighting Type is all about the use of technique, and the bringing of justice. It has the power to break through barriers and surpass any challenge. These Pokémon can be found just about anywhere, but most commonly congregate in areas where there are Normal or Rock Type Pokémon, such as caves or grasslands. These Pokémon are known for immense physical power, but that is not all they are limited to. As a Fighting Type Gym Leader, you have an opportunity to show others that they're not just a strong attacker, but so much more. Chances are, you got this Type because you're similar to them, strong, capable, and noble. Maybe not physically, but mentally. Show everyone just how strong you are.
Cameron's pfp, a photo of him (white person with straight brown hair tied in a ponytail and draped over his shoulder, head tilted slightly, with pouty lips) that has been heavily edited with Snapchat filters, including a little ribbon bow collar, a black heart on the tip of his nose, glitter stars on his cheeks, light brownish gold eyes, dark eyelashes, and leopard ears at the top. The foreground and background have watercolor blue and teal plant leaves, and some sparkles.
Poster with three photos of smiling husband, wife, and kid. In one photo a small grey kitten is perched on the husband's shoulder. The text on the poster reads: ICE TOOK MY HUSBAND ICE TOOK MY HUSBAND FROM OUR HOME AND SEPARATED OUR FAMILY. HE IS CURRENTLY BEING HELD IN A DETENTION CENTER IN TEXAS. HE HAS ALL THE REQUIRED DOCUMENTS FOR LEGAL PRESENCE IN THE UNITED STATES. DESPITE THIS, HIS CASE DOES NOT QUALIFY FOR A STANDARD BOND AND MUST BE FOUGHT IN FEDERAL COURT. I AM DOING EVERYTHING I CAN TO BRING MY HUSBAND HOME. I WORK TWO JOBS AND AM NOW ALONE CARING FOR OUR CHILD AND MY ELDERLY MOTHER. THE LEGAL COSTS ARE OVERWHELMING FOR OUR FAMILY. PLEASE HELP ME BRING HIM HOME. EVERY DOLLAR MATTERS. EVERY SHARE HELPS. Scan Me https://qrco.de/bgX43W (URL from QR code) READ MY FULL STORY AND DONATE IF YOU CAN
Ramalauw saying 🚨Escándalo🚨 and holding his hand up like a paw for a kitty meow, with an intense red overlay