OvidPgh

@tephensay.bsky.social

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Aspiring Ally, TTRPG, Ironman. Generally chill, but out of fucks. I'll sort the rest of this out as I go. He/Him

A man sitting in prison saying I may have committed a little light heresy
Four small baby bunnies in a pot of oregano. Three are crammed together in a small burrow being supper cuddly with some cover from the plant and all three heads poking out. The other is slightly more daring and is by itself nibbling some clover in the pot. They are all palm sized, maybe the size of a tennis ball.
I keep telling you he's 73 years old and he's dead
A picture of a cheese burger with a baby placed between the tomato and the top bun Captioned: I've got the munchies for a california cheeseburger
One post of a picture of Grandpa Simpson pointing to a cup of medication saying: the pink ones keep you from screaming Poster: Anyone have any of the pink ones Next post: A picture if Nintendo's Kirby in a massively oversized blue suit. It's essentially kirby in the neck hole and a suit mecha. Poster #2: Kirby Comin' right at ya!
A man in a large hat with a long feather in it rocking out on a wooden flute
Homer Simpson holds a record from his grammy award winning barber shop quartet The Be Sharps. The album is titled "Bigger Than Jesus" and shows principal skinner, Homer, Barny, and Abu appearing to walk on water in an homage the Beatles Abby Road album
The original post followed by an image of Krusty the Clown from the Simpsons captioned what the hell was that
Three skeletons looking like they had each been having sex the pelvis of each skeleton is crushed into a dozen pieces captioned death by snu snu
Lana Kane from archer driving and shouting they look exactly nothing alike
A black dog is snoozing on his back, his name is ace. He is about as long as the sofa cushion with his paws up in the air and his back legs splayed in an undignified manner. You can't see it but there is a large white splotch of fur on his tummy. You can't see it because a person's arm is covering Ace's tummy and "dignity". He is receiving lots of tummy scritches.
A small black dog, about 5 years old, who is cozy pn a sofa snoozing in a pile of blankets with his paws wrapped around, holding if you will, a person's hand
Assorted sea fish staring wide eyed saying wow thats a pretty big butt
And old guy mid rant saying i know I read about it in Big Whoop Magazine
Two yellow and black great tits (birds) perched on a post
A hand holding a copy of Abbie Hoffman's steal this book
The above poster's profile stating they don't want to hear anything about politics as the post rage bait about politics
A response from senator Dave McCormick declaring the right to vote a privlige
Bender the robot from Futurama saying I support and oppose many things, but not strongly enough to pick up a pen
Michael Bolton from Office Space saying no way why should I change? He's the one who sucks
A message from Lane Glenn showing he's a hypocritical piece of shit by saying he supports diversity and inclusion but authors shit pieces like Time to Turn The Page on DEI and ICE just needs degrees to stop killing people
Screen shot of the above poster admitting it was ICE incompetence that got Pretti killed despite arguing to the contrary in this thread
A cartoon shark attacking and devouring seaweed captioned: but none attacks its prey with more fury than the seaweed shark!
A cartoon shark attacking and devouring seaweed captioned: but none attacks its prey with more fury than the seaweed shark!
A canned response e-mail from PA Senator Dave McCormick stating he supports ICE and other federal agencies currently terrorizing our cities and supports the FBI "investigation" into the murder of Renee Good
A home screen of a phone charging, the battery is at 1%
The prior commenter being a racist piece of shit and describing how he is raising his son to be a racist piece of shit as well
A man staring at an infant saying Goofy Goodras need the most attention
Moe the bartender from the Simpsons tery eyes holding a copy of Little Women by Alcott, captioned with the "final line" And then they realized, they were no longer little girls: they were little women
A series of slider puzzles: featuring a snow man, a reindeer, santa clause, and a penguin; separated out to be put in stockings. I apologize for my poor punctuation usage
A small, generic looking, black dog named Ace sits on the back of a sofa. He has a white spot on his chest and the tip of one of his paws is white. It is called his flour paw
A pile of blankets on a sofa. Peeking out from the under edge of one is the tip of a dogs nose
A man from a noir film holding a tommy gun saying: dont give me that, you've been smooching with everybody
Tiny baby mushrooms on a twig, these ones look like little gummy raisins
Krieger from Archer saying I dont get pissy every time you mistake a dutchman for a swede
From Robin Hood Men in Tights. The sheriff of rottingham saying thats going to chafe my willy
A pumpkin carved as a small round cartoon shork
A nun saying: how dare you bring logic into god's house!
Sherry Bobbins, aka Mary Poppins, and the Simpson family marching and singing it's the american way!
A large, watermelon slice, shaped piece of wood foraged from a construction site outside a grocery store
Shark care instructions "This is rude that is their dorsal fin" (Image depicts shark being picked up by dorsal fin) "He will get brain damage" (Image depicts sharks dome being squeezed) "Hold your hand out and let them climb on when they are ready" (Shark gently climbs into hand)
An 18" square pot on a bench filled with dirt. It contains 4 newly planted seeds after the previous attempt was eaten by critters
A t shirt called death to destiny featuring a figure of death prominently in a piece of "classical" art about manifest destiny and westward expansion
A black package from the Cola Corporation proclaiming provocation is a public service. Hell Yeah!
A hand carved rune tile made of black cherry. It is largely reddish with a deep brown/black streak off center before the color turns almost white on the right edge. The nordic rune Gebo, which looks like a capital X is carved in the center
A bear sticking a hat over the snoot and tongue of a snake creating a muzzle saying and dont stick your tongue out at me kid
I was only in there to get directions on how to get away from there
A grown man dressed as a rich victorian child with bows, long curls, a large hat and a massive lollipop, demanding a bigger "lolly"
A cartoon shark ferociously attacking seaweed
This asshole saying he was over arguing despite arguing for over 24 hours
A wug, an imaginary birdlike creature that is used in the wug test
The kaiju Biollante, a mutated flower that fused with godzilla dna
Dorthy from Golden Girls saying "to either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide in the car"
Brought to you by Carls Jr
A girl saying we're allowed to have one
A king making an announcement: From this day forth, all the toilets in the land shall be known as Dons
Two men grabbing the hand of a friend in a hospital bed. Text reads Shotgun to the the dick. Boom
A moss covered log on a forest floor. It has different types of mushrooms growing on it. Some are round and white with a lightly textured surface. Others are a a darker tan and smooth with with wide thin caps (some of these are still growing and look like partially opened umbrellas). They all look healthy and happy and in their environment.
A pint of Ben & Jerry's Dulce De-lish! ice cream. Salted caramel ice cream with pecan toffee pieces and caramel swirls, topped with carmel swirled whipped toping and sea salt fudge chunks
A religious icon of godzilla