Terrible Ted

@terribleted.bsky.social

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Scientist, painter, raconteur. That last one means I like telling stories about raccoons, and says nothing about my parents.

Blood priestess holding a ball of fire, her feathered headdress and quill necklace are lit up by the flames. She carries a dagger in the other hand, and stands near a large shard of darkstone.
A woman with extensive stitches and a skull crown looks out from a swirling blue miasma, broken chains drifting around her.
Robot standing over a robot she has just shot, her shiny metal ass gleaming in the darkness.
Green and blue eyeball beast (beholder) with multiple mechanical and tentacle arms, sitting on a keg throne and drinking a pint of tentacled beverage.
A woman wearing a mask of the moon gazes upwards, her skin is a starry manifestation of the night sky.
Bust of an Elf necromancer cradling a skull. She’s lit by the green miasma emanating from the skull’s eye sockets.
A black Druid with ruffled clothes and flowers in her hair looks out from the swamp, with a few wet companions at her feet.
Woman with galaxies forming her skin, gazing upwards while wearing a moon mask.
Purple-skinned creature standing atop a mossy knoll, fiercely warning away an unseen intruder. Water cascades down the cliffside, and you see her glowing purple nest tucked underneath.
Blue and black striped water dragon, whipping around in water with an eerie, purple runes glowing below.
Watercolor painting of a “Rootbeer Chagoi” Koi (fish) swimming in a purple to magenta to yellow-orange nebula
Blue skinned,tentacle-faced executioner holding a halberd wearing a crab claw backpack.
Skeleton on throne, green light illuminating his armor and the flayed skin and bones about him. Front view.
Woman wearing a moon mask, looking upwards. She has a blue satiny towel draped over her, and her skin is galaxy patterned.
Woman emerging from blue smoky water, rusty chains falling away. She has numerous stitches across her body and she wears a crown of skulls.
Chained woman with Frankenstein like scars, rising out of a blue miasma wearing a crown of skulls.
Space Zap video game field
A smiling Chibi warrior and her hedgehog companion coming down a snowy hill towards a witch. The witch is buried in the snow with just her barber pole legs poking out of the snow. Front view.
A beholder with two mechanical arms and four tentacle arms, sitting on a keg and holding a mug of frothy tentacle brew.
Christopher Reeves Superman
A painted miniature of a woman wearing a moon mask with a starfield pattern on her skin - front view.
A painted miniature of a woman wearing a moon mask with a starfield pattern on her skin - front view.
Miniature of woman wearing a moon mask, nebulas and galaxies in blue and purple on her skin.
Blue and Black Banded Sea dragon whipping around on a water base.
A blue and black banded dragon rises up out of the water, with glowing purple and orange lights near his feet.
Scarecrow holding scythe and bag of bones, cast in shades of orange and blue.
Blue and black-banded sea snake dragon with ochre-colored accents.
Aqua colors (teal and blue) on an Asian inspired sea dragon miniature.
Curvy blue robot gal standing over a still burning robot that has been blasted in half. Front view.
Blood Priestess illuminated by a ball of flame in one hand and holding a ceremonial dagger in the other. She’s standing amidst dark stone and fern leaves.
Barbie Pez
Green skinned moon elf hunting at night with a bow - front view
Spider woman coming out of rubble to defend a dark stone deposit, a lantern lights her from below.