Terry Saunders

@terrysaunders.bsky.social

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Berlin based ex/sometime queer comedian, motion designer and liability who tells stories and animates and does an F1 podcast and wears latex. I’m confused too. timetoshinekink.com for live shows in Berlin. Next dates: 30 & 31 Jan

An energizer battery is given legs, arms, clothes, and most worryingly, black and white minstrel style eyes and mouth
It’s an advertisement for a wooden tray with a ring for salting the rims of cocktails glasses. It is called an “Uncommon Goods Personalized Home Bar Rimming Board”
My cat, Lovell, sitting on his favorite yellow armchair with a perfect shadow of his head cast on to it
It’s me, dressed in yellow latex and fur telling jokes to a sold out audience at Time to Shine in Berlin
A screenshot of a very spammy email 'backed by The Astrology Guide' that says 'Terry! You've Won?! Terry, if you're receiving this email on November 24, 2024, November 24 2024 [sic], click to the next window and see if you've worn $1 million! Reader, I did not click
Screenshot of my iPhone photos app sync dialogue with my beautiful face above it. The dialogue reads that I have 46,923 photos, 2,210 videos and one item.
A promo image for Time to Shine showing the neon logo and pictures of the hosts, Terry Saunders and L’aDios
Kamala Harris and Joe Biden are at the 9/11 memorial ceremony wearing dark clothes. Donald Trump is in a blue suit with a bright red tie with a tiny knot, standing next to him is JD Vance wearing AN IDENTICAL SUIT AND RED TIE WITH A TINY KNOT
Fingermouse. It’s hard to put into words this 1980s children’s tv character. It was some cardboard in the shape of a mouse on a finger. Oh it was quite easy actually. And also the man owning the finger, and presumably the mouse is in the photo. But I forget his name.
Donald Trump stands behind a podium, looking as if he has just had a small accident in his pants. In front of the podium is water stained (presumably bulletproof) glass that needs a wipe. Behind trump is a bunch of his fans. And herein lies my joke, there doesn’t appear to be bulletproof glass behind him so there does seem to be a weakness in the security measures. I might be wrong, I often am. Trump is wearing a red tie
It's just a Red Squirrel merrily cavorting around the streets of Berlin, blissfully unaware of the plight of his British brethren.
The sun setting behind the old radar tower at Tempelhoferfeld in Berlin
A poster for Time to Shine, a kinky comedy night in Berlin featuring the stars all in latex
Here sits a man in a latex catsuit with inflatable horns.
A ‘sand artist’ has written live, laugh, love in the sand. Now we riot