FKA Teslord

@teslord.bsky.social

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⚡EV enthusiast ⚡Former Tesla fan (Elon changed that) ⚡Rivian spouse, KIA EV6 owner, Nissan Leaf lesee ⚡Celiac Dad and gluten free home baker ⚡ Citizens' Climate Lobby volunteer, Electrify Everything advocate, Induction Cooking, Clean Energy

the boy from the movie The Sixth Sense talking to Bruce Willis in a promo shot from the movie
A can of Bush's Best Apple Pie Baked Beans
A half-cooked socca flatbread in an eight inch nonstick pan on an induction cooktop. A black spatula sits nearby. Gluten free.
A yellow Rivian R1T charging
Jon Batiste playing melodica on stage
A picture of Mrs. Frizzle from PBS' "Magic Schoolbus" series, with the caption saying "Teachers are Adventurous"
A silver circa 2007 Mac Pro tower
Close up of an American Kennel Dog breed (maybe Chihuahua and Pug mix?) stating straight into the camera
A cooling bacon and broccoli quiche (gluten free)
A largely maroon package of Dr. Pepper flavored Marshmallow Peeps
Ugly dog yawning
Brown package of licorice saying "THE BEST LICORICE EVER" and Klepper & Klepper, and gluten-free
Woman sitting alone in a sea of otherwise empty red stadium seats. Caption reads "This could be you...Register for the draw to get LA28 Olympic Tickets"
Two small Chihuahua-esque dogs in the sun on a red leather couch
A grayish owl face peeking out of a wooden owl box nailed high on a tree
Weird inbred Chihuahua mix dog sitting patiently outside a glass door hoping to come in
A weird tan Chihuahua mix dog happily sits in front of a space heater
A weird little Chihuahua mix dog sitting on her butt with her hind legs extended in front of her
A bag of Rancho Gordo "Super Lucky 2026" black eyed peas
Concert notice reading
Spotify Wrapped graphic indicating a listening age of 82.
1978 dodge omni. Yellow with wood paneling , green canoe strapped to top.
2 weird little dogs, probably of chihuahuan origin, snuggled under a fleece blanket
A box of Yorkshire Gold tea next to a stoneware Great Sand Dunes National Park mug
When your potato PC tried to render a car
Many No Kings protestors
Traffic jam on I-70 in Colorado, with yellow Aspen trees and a wide blue sky visible
A pantry shelf filled with various bags of gluten free flours, including but not limited to almond, cornmeal, chickpea, millet, and sorghum
A silverish greenish Rivian R3 hatchback seen from the back right quarter
Chicago's Pizza box labeled "gluten free"
A silver lot full of dry beans. The beans are large and mottled purple/brown and beige
A black Tesla wall charger, absent the cover plate with the Tesla logo and Elon Musk's signature
A black Tesla wall charger with Elon Musk's signature covered in yellow duct tape
Elon Musk happily wielding a chainsaw on stage, celebrating all the jobs he is planning to cut and exhibiting joy at that thought
Survey asking "which gender do you most closely identify with?" and gives options of "Male, female, non-binary/non-conforming and prefer not to respond"
Screenshot from Tesla app reading "Remove Vehicle Request Received"
AI overview saying there are 39 days until April 22 when Andor 2 premieres
Colorado Mesa University logo, with the words "Our Values" X Love X Dignity X Courage X Humility X Resilience X Curiosity (checkmark) (White) Power
A yellow Rivian R1T at a DC Fast charger, snow capped mountains in the background.
A pizza box showing "Chicago's Pizza Gluten free" in green writing
A blue Nissan Leaf with the words "hello there"
The cover of a Paw Patrol DVD
A bowl of red beans and rice garnished with avocado, green onions, and cilantro
Map of continental US and a bit of southern Canada and northern Mexico. 197 blue dots indicate the locations where I have used a Tesla Supercharger.
A rustic brown , round, loaf of bread with cross hatching in the crust