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@tessfromhell.bsky.social

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fuck a dog lawman genderqueer trans shitheel / she-they-it

highlighted black text on white background that reads “A fan of both director Jordan (who’s mixed bombs and trannies before, in 1992’s The Crying Game) from a Time Out New York piece written in 2005 regarding the film Breakfast on Pluto
white & gray cat sits protectively over a container of strawberries, sniffing them and resting her chin upon them. person behind the camera approaches, asking “are these your berries? Yeah those are your berries” The cat meows in response. “yeaahaha, those are your berries. good job, those are yours.”
gray and white cat seen from above, laying sprawled on a high back chair with tail and one back leg hanging off the side and the cats head resting on a rainbow pillow printed with an image of the cats face.
screencap from status dot bsky. black text on white background reads “Some systems down. We are investigating an incident with service in one of our reginos (sic)”
gods worst child screenshot of a text conversation that reads: today 9:44 AM Received: New phone who dis Sent: I’m gods worst child Received: Jojo siwa? Sent, half cut off from view: wow
JINGLE BALLS 3 washed out pink photo of the cardboard box of a cat toy showing a circle that reads “Jingle Balls 3.” image taken with a broken camera
screenshot of my last.fm profile showing the most played tracks over the last 7 days 337 tracks scrobbled ROT FOR CLOUT Jamie Paige 30 scribbles Liason Jamie Paige 12 scrobbles Not Quite Yhetr (with telebasher) Jamie Paige 12 scrobbles Cadmium Colors Jamie Paige 9 scrobbles Machine Love Jamie Paige 9 scrobbles
Canadian ginger whale $2.00 Mount Dew
the mulholland drive cowboy lines superimposed on Garfield wearing a cowboy hat
HuggleSnuggler™ (it’s a cat bed, ppl)
Untitled Shrek Reboot (2022)
screenshot of my bank account balance, this bitch is $240 in the red