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chronically ill medical resident he/himejoshi🏳️‍⚧️

A brown and tan guinea pig from the side, black eye facing the camera. He is sitting on a white towel. He is scrungly.
A very cute guinea pig sits in a soft fleece cushion on top of some hay. He is chewing a piece of hay. His little face and chunky soft body make a pleasing, asymmetrical roundness, like a potato.
An unflattering photo of a guinea pig facing forward. His little cowlick is off center. His eyes look gooey (he has a chronic eye condition). He just looks like a creature.
small screenshot of the home page of Wikipedia - a snippet that just says "From today's featured article" as a title card, and then a cut off line of text that says "Rodents are mammals of the order Rodentia," - the poster is excited that the featured article today is Rodent
a drawing of Mario, shirtless, with his furry and slightly toned chest and slightly hanging belly out. he is saying "Phew! the garden is done, Peach!" while Peach, Conker, Pauline, and Bowser stare at him with flushed cheeks. Peach says "oh wonderful! thank you, Mario! I brought Luigi and you some fresh lemonade!" Conker is thinking, "Holy Shit..." Pauline is saying, "Mario dear! I think you missed a spot~" and Bowser is thinking "Grrr Mario..." while all of them have a collective large thought bubble above them that says "I want that Fat man."
A picture of a guinea pig sitting on a white towel. He is chewing on a piece of compressed hay that looks like a cookie. He is staring at the camera blankly.
Zero in FFXIV saying "Until I came upon a crack."
a screenshot of text in FFXIV - the speaker is "Zero" and she is saying "They spread the taint,"
a screenshot of a final fantasy xiv quest pickup dialogue, the quest title being "Groping in the Dark" and the description being "Estinien looks at you with his piercing gaze."
A minion from the hit MMO Final Fantasy XIV called "soothing sea-beast." It is a small, pearlescent colored manatee. This image shows it facing forward, and its face appears to be slightly squished, like a manatee squishing its face into aquarium glass.
Google emoji combination of flushed and heart eyes
A brown and tan guinea pig is sitting on a white towel in my lap. He is round and fluffy.
Guinea pig sitting in a litter box full of hay. One of his eyes is red from the camera flash, the other is a dull brown color.
a guinea pig who has brown and tan fur, facing slightly diagonal to the camera. there is no knowledge behind his deep, black eye.
A Popsicle stick being pulled out of some sort of citrus fruit, causing the fruit skin to tighten and pull and rip while juices squirt out around the new opening.
a lalafell from final fantasy xiv riding the mount "mehwapyarra" which resembles a capybara. the mehwapyarra is staring at the screen with a blank expression as though there is no brain inside of its head. the lalafell on top of the mehwapyarra is doing the same thing. they are as one.
three discord messages from "then the substanceless blue" "i would prefer to make beautiful art and experience love" 1 minute ago "the crazy taxi pussymobile" 5 days ago "but i am being foiled by extremely homophobic clouds" 7 months ago
A "serenity" colored labubu (mint green) hanging off of a backpack that's pink and covered in rainbows and cartoon whales
an image of the lucario model from Pokemon Legends: ZA - the colors and shading are a bit simplified, leaving him looking brighter, his aqua blue fur "pops" more and the darker parts of his fur are kind of a lightish-gray
haru urara, a pink-haired anime girl from the uma musume franchise, gazes off to the right side of the screen. her expression is indescribably blank. is she thinking? or is she very, very much NOT thinking?
A screenshot of an Uma Musume career event titled "Her," with a photo of Daiwa Scarlet on the side, suggesting that this event happens in Scarlet's career and the Her in question is Vodka.
Screenshot of the uma musume skill "Super Duper Climax:" When in the back in the last corner, restore your stamina when you see another girl
a miqo'te (cat girl) from final fantasy xiv doing a silly flexing pose ("hildibrand pose" ingame) in front of a lalafell (dwarf) kneeling in exhaustion
Very small translucent yellow plastic duck figurine sitting against a wall, on top of a public bathroom toilet paper dispenser
Discord chat log. Platypus: oh its the spiderrond episode popped out of his trapdoor sipder hole grabbed a guard and popped back out to gently place a perfectly cleaned skull outside Tess: How does he do it Platypus: crazy tongue action Tess: I forbid you from giving this response to a question about how a monster murders people Platypus: i dont know what to tell you im sorry
a cropped discord direct message search that shows several instances over time of messages from my friend eleanor, depicting a bunny cheering with pom poms
jacque or jean or whatever his name is, a white man from kamen rider kuuga, with the caption "why are you white" overlaid on his white man face
a storefront window with the text "SLEEPY" in a serif font displayed on it
a box of tea bags - "traditional medicinals organic throat coat"
two gray-brown bunnies, sitting in a grass field. their ears point towards the heavens.
Rubber door stop thing that is gray and has the exact appearance of a nulliparous cervix - bulbous, round, with a small hole in the middle
Made using Google's "emoji kitchen," eyes emoji with hearts floating above the eyes to suggest anticipation
a screenshot from the visual novel "kindred spirits on the roof." two female anime characters, one with long black hair and the other with short brown hair, are embracing. there is a green text box that says "Toomi Yuna: ...Umm, so you guys are, like... .........Lesbians?"
inkling girl sitting at her desk with tears pouring out of her eyes and the caption "W-WORK..."