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co-host and producer of a talk show on twitch with author and professor @drdevonprice.bsky.social twitch.tv/drdevonprice i play the games also twitch.tv/testdevice_

Panel one: dejected smile Panel two: dejected smile: "yea"
Doll collector guy from toy story 3 with a "protect the dolls" shirt
Twitter quote tweet screenshot madeline j. restdevice @testd... 27s What did you think "omg you people can't do anything" meant? Vibes? Papers? Essays? loki @harleyskooky 3h just found out my untreated adult adhd is making me unemployable and disabled. i thought this was a fake white bitch disorder
Internal company memo: Image of print out of email with AutoZone branding: AutoZone *PENDING STORE-WIDE TRAINING* TO: ALL SOUTHEAST REGION TEAM DISTRICT, PARTS, AND STORE MANAGERS SUBJECT: HOW AUTOZONE WILL NAVIGATE THE IMPENDING SUPPLY SHORTAGE OF PCMOS (MOTOR OIL), HDEOS (DIESEL ENGINE OIL), AND SPECIALTY FLUIDS Team, When speaking about unusual or historic supply chain disruptions, it's common for those of us who have been in the business for a moment to reference situations from decades ago. But the truth is, if you've been with us for even a year, you've already worked through one major supplier loss and related re-branding. If you've been with us for just a bit longer, you worked through one of the most difficult reshuffling of inventories and changes in sales flow in our company history during COVID. That's why I'm not worried by what we're facing today. Preparation and the dedication of every one of our team members will see us through this just as you all did before. So what new challenge are we facing? In the interest of total transparency there's zero benefit in mincing words: Due to the unfolding situation in the Middle East, we're facing the largest supply shortage of lubricating fluids in the modern history of America. Realistic, middle-of-the-road estimates are for our average available supply in this product category to drop by 40%. End image This is only the beginning. Oilfields aren't just offline, they're destroyed. The longer the war lasts the worse it will get. END THE WAR. STOP THE RELOAD
Image of food delivery robots in formation on a sidewalk "The elites don't want you to know this but the food delivery robots on campus are free you can take them home. I have 458 food delivery robots."