Andrew McGrae

@tgnprofessor.bsky.social

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Some loser everyone hates.

Hippopotamus.
Batman Beyond screen. Blight, a glowing green skeleton guy, asks “Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?”
Comic. Everyone is laughing at a guy who has pissed his pants. He smiles and thinks "Heh. Rent free."
A glass of Meerts Tilquin au Viognier.
Animated Lord of the Rings screen. A very unstable looking Aragorn shouts “Gondor has no pants, Gondor needs no pants.”
Ghostbusters II ZX Spectrum screenshot. Ray abseils down a very red sewer tunnel while being attacked by slime monsters.
A speech bubble shape containing the words “a lingthusiasm zine”.
Simpsons screen. Some total nerdlinger says "So you say they parodied the odysseu, but it was clearly a parody of the illiad. What, are we supposed to believe that this was some sort of magic heroic epic or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder."
Poster for The Expendables 2. The cast list reads Stallone Statham Li Lundgren Norris Crews Coutre Hemsworth van Damme Willis Schwarzenneger. Beneath this is a line of actors, from left to right Jet Li, Bruce Willis, Jean Claude van Damme, Dolph Lundgren, Chuck Norris, Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Arnold Schwarzenneger, Terry Crews, Liam Hemsworth, Randy Couture.
Starbug in Red Dwarf’s launch bay. A blue police phone box is visible at the right side of the doorway.
Poster for 2001: A Space Odyssey.
A figure labelled "Visibly marginalised person" says "I'm being harmed by Labour policies right now". Another figure, labelled "Average Labour fan" smiles and replies "I just fantasised about Reform killing you."
Star Trek DS9 screen. Worf in a baseball kit shouts "Find him and kill him!"
Game of Thrones screen. A beheaded Rob Stark with a wolf's head atop him, tied to a horse.
Peter Parker: I’m rooting for Argentina. Harry Osbourne: Douglas Alexander says you should back England Peter Parker: I already said I was rooting for Argentina, you don’t need to sell it to me
Homer Simpson stands on the deck of a submarine holding a megaphone and says “Uh, it’s my first day!”
Homer Simpson reads a card that says “Always do opposite of what Phil Neville says.”
Insulin Delivery Pen for Convenient Insulin Administration with Protective Case and Box £1,149.63
Homer Simpson thinks "Mental note: steal his idea."
Thermometer showing that the current temperature is -30C.
Chalkboard sign. Your golf game might be below par... your T-shirt doesn't have to be!! Barrel House T-shirts £22 A great reminder of a wonderful week!
A giant magic space frog eats the Earth.
Simpsons screen. Lisa drags Mitch McConnell’s corpse in a cart and yells “Mom, Dad, Mitch McConnell’s dead!”
David Mitchell in a Nazi uniform with a Totemkopf prominently displayed on the cap asks “Are we the baddies?”
Simpsons screen. Mr. Burns sits at his desk looking at a dollar bill. He says “One dollar for eternal happiness. Mmm… I’d be happier with the dollar.”
Weekend at Bernies image two men hold up an obviously dead Mitch McConnell on a beach.
Santa Claus at his workshop.
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The giant maw of a Sandworm from Dune.
The Kevin Sorbo Crossroads picture except that he is standing at the path from the two paths meme with a fairytale castle on one side and a spooky castle on the other.
IGLA Rainbow map. Most of Western Europe is various shades of green, except for the UK with a yellow shade indicating a score of around 40%.
Futurama screen. A political debate between cloned candidates Jack Johnson and John Jackson.
SMBC comic Man 1: Anyway, I couldn't believe it when I saw that news Man 2: That's because the article you read was false and here's the evidence that it's false. Man 1 reads the evidence. Man 1: Well even so, the fact that I could believe it tells you something about the current state of affairs. Man 2 spends 4 panels screaming. Man 1: Everything alright? Man 2: Sorry, I meant to say gee what an interesting way of thinking.
Scene from Free Willy where the whale jumps over the kid standing on a rock wall as the kid punches the air.
What's your table number? A textbox with "e.g. 123" as a suggestion. Below this are six boxes containing the numbers 13, 14, 2, 1, 17, and 25.
Simpsons screen. Kirk Van Houten says “I don’t like the idea of Kat having two shrimp meals in one day.”
Futurama screen. The Neutral Leader says “I have no strong feelings one way or the other.”
89% Woke, 11% Chud 34% Techbro, 66% Neo-Luddite 36% Hopepilled, 64% Doomer 75% Davos, 25% Dubai Your closest match: Greta Thunberg.
Mortal Kombat II gif. Reptile uppercuts Raiden into the acid bath of the Dead Pool, seconds later his skeleton emerges from the pool.
(9) In subsection (3) "health care services" means— • (a) all forms of health care services provided for individuals, whether relating to physical or mental health, and • (b) procedures that are similar to forms of medical or surgical care but are not provided in connection with a medical condition.
Simpsons screen. Young Homer climbs up to a treehouse. A girl stops him and says “I said he never made a single blunder. He’s allowed to have thirty.”
Mr. Freeze, played by Arnold Schwarzenegger, in Batman and Robin.
Futurama screen. A political debate between two identical candidates Jack Johnson and John Jackson.
blunder 1 of 2 verb blun·​der ˈblən-dər blundered; blundering ˈblən-d(ə-)riŋ Synonyms of blunder intransitive verb 1 : to move unsteadily or confusedly In their exhaustion they often blundered against each other … —Norman Mailer 2 : to make a mistake through stupidity, ignorance, or carelessness blundered by not acting sooner transitive verb 1 : to utter stupidly, confusedly, or thoughtlessly blundered an apology 2 : to make a stupid, careless, or thoughtless mistake in … blundering matters through ignorance … —Rafael Sabatini blunderer ˈblən-dər-ər noun blunder 2 of 2 noun : a gross error or mistake resulting usually from stupidity, ignorance, or carelessness a costly tactical blunder
Wikipedia article for Three Grand Soups. The three grand soups of the world is a common term in Japan referring to three types of soup thought to be the best in the world The origin of this term is unknown, though it was already in use by the 1980s. Notwithstanding the term, there are four soups referred to as "three grand soups."
Futurama screen. A political debate between two identical candidates Jack Johnson and John Jackson.
Simpsons gif. Barney and Boggs the Baseball Guy have a heated discussion in Moe’s Tavern Barney: And I say England’s worst Prime Minister was Keir Starmer! Boggs: Boris Johnson. Barney [standing up]: Keir Starmer! Boggs [standing up, repeatedly poking Barney in the chest]: BORIS JOHNSON!
Homer Simpson stands on a stack of beer barrels, raises a glass, and says “To austerity— the cause of, and solution to, all of Labour’s problems.”
Internet Hippo tweet Me (young, naive); I hope something good happens Me (now): I hope whatever bad thing happens is at least funny
Sinistar, the gisnt alien head thing from the game of the same name.
Simpsons screen. A reporter asks “But Starmer, why now? Why not six years ago?”
The Bog of Eternal Stench from Labyrinth.
Simpsons gif. Moe answers the phone and says "I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt", except you probably only see a static image with the first line.
Crap train station "seats" which consist of a bit of yellow paint on a wall.
Simpsons screen. Mr. Burns says "Have Michael Burnham killed."
Bottle of Cuvée des Trolls Belgian blond beer, next to a glass with a picture of a troll wearing a hop for a hat leapfrogging over the logo.
Rick from the Young Ones yells “Hands up who likes me”.
Graph of stated reasons for not voting Labour in 2026 local elections. The top reason is “They have become "Tory-lite" and abandoned traditional Labour values”, which was suggested by 37% of Labour 2024 defectors, 18% of all non-Labour voters, 33% who considered Labour but did not vote for them, 44% of defectors to Green or Lib Dem, and 24% of defectors to Reform or the Conservatives. The lowest ranking reason is “They are too left wing /too woke”, suggested by 2% of Labour 2024 defectors, 12% of all non-Labour voters, 1% who considered Labour but did not vote for them, 0% of defectors to Green or Lib Dem, and 12% of defectors to Reform or the Conservatives.