The Bore of Whabylon

@thaddeusjames.bsky.social

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This username would go harder if I'd ever actually played Warhammer Ancient Battles. Tabletop gamer, supernatural/period horror enthusiast, swashbuckling aficionado, vaguely leftist, Godzilla fanboy. Abolish and Prosecute ICE.

Four panel Simpsons screencap comic of Milhouse's dad being talked to by a bald man at a desk. "Glazer, Cadbury is a family food. Happy families. Maybe cool ass sickos eat Cadbury; we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know."
Mickey Mouse, in the distinctive black hooded robe from the Kingdom Hearts videogame series, with a speech bubble drawn in to suggest he is saying the text from the quoted post.
A set of green carpeted steps leading up to a blue and white tiled bathtub. A dude is walking around while a woman takes a bath. Also the wallpaper (?) is a hideous reddish brown on white pattern
Blonde lady (Britt?) from the show Community saying "I can excuse hatred of Palestinians, trans people, immigrants, abortion providers, Socialists, communists, and Muslims; but I draw the line at hatred of Democratic Party institutions."
The phrase "ultra turbo laser tangler" in the style of the classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo (three words in white text on a red trapezoid, the last in larger green text)
Gimli, the armored bearded dwarf from The Lord of the Rings, posing with two axes. A speech bubble drawn onto the pic suggests he is saying the words in the quoted post.
Black and white illustration of an improbably massive fortress, adorned with all manner of skulls and grotesques, being assaulted by an equally vast army of figures in heavy baroque armor wielding massive bladed weapons, with a variety of fanciful siege engines in the distance. A few fingers are visible holding the left edge of the bag, and on the right the edge of some text and tables are visible from the opposite page.
A square sticker on a lamppost reading "flip Chicago red" superimposed over an outline of the city border.
Text edit of a two panel meme. First panel is Timothy Dalton in a suit saying "ah come on Milli Vanilli, I'm paying you well. Does it matter who I work for?" Second panel is Paul Sorvino responding "It matters to me. I may not make an honest vocal, but I'm 100%, and I don't work for no two-bit Nazi."
The mom from Donnie Darko saying "real or imaginary?"
Frances McDormand and Brad Pitt, in matching red polo shirts, stare at a computer monitor
Star Trek: The Next Generation style title screen, the word "Explosion" in blue text over the starship Enterprise flying through space
Bluesky screenshot reading: No results found for "impeach from;house Democrats.bsky.social" Tru a different search term or read about how to use search filters.
Four panel meme of a man progressively putting on clown makeup. The left-hand side, where the text normally goes, is blank.
Kramer from Seinfeld telling Seinfeld "the war's off", edited from a screenshot of him saying "The bet's off"
A bald man in a black suit being menaced by, from left to right, a tall Sikh in a yellow turban with a large knife, a weirdo in a black outfit with two pistols and fangs, a man in a dark green trenchcoat and hat, an unarmed man in a grey chauffer's uniform, a man in a grey trenchcoat and red cape with two pistols, and a woman in a bright green dress holding a purse.
Four 28mm scale miniatures depicting Eastern Orthodox clergymen. All have black robes, beards and cross necklaces, and their right hands raised in blessing.
In an image from a Dune movie poster, two people pose with knives in front of a dusty orange sun. Above them is stylized text reading "Warhammer 40k / in the Grim Darkness of the Far Future, there is only war"
Flounder, the yellow and blue cartoon fish from The Little Mermaid, looking sad, captioned "we got sued".
Steven Universe saying "damn"
Low quality screen cap of Vincent Price, subtitled "and she said, "You are Boris Karloff, aren't you?"
A map of Eastern Europe labeled Ivan the Terrible's Russia in the world of the Witch and the Tsar, showing the various conquests of his reign.
Meme of Obadiah Stane yelling at a hapless engineer, recaptioned to "Joel was able to build this in a satellite / with those special parts"
A 28mm miniature of a vampire in a black and purple dress, raising a chalice full of blood in one hand and holding a dagger in the other, standing over a corpse.
Tweet by Avery Edison reading 'I wrote "I am alive" on a piece of paper, and placed it into a photocopier. What I saw next has shocking implications"
Image of a gleaming futuristic city, captioned "the world if Dems held GOP electeds in as much contempt as Trump does"
a parody of the Melania movie poster, where the title has been obviously edited to read "Melanchthon" and the head of the historical figure Phillip Melanchthon has been pasted over hers.
A round cardboard "pog" depicting Alice from Disney's Alice in Wonderland, and fifty or so more pogs behind it in a blue plastic case.
A Ziploc bag with 30-something pastel cubic dice in it, each marked with +, -, and blank sides instead of the usual number. In front of them, a stack of 28 Disneyland e-tickets in assorted colors.
A paragraph of text in Early Modern English, debating the reality of evil spirits In the middle a sentence is highlighted reading "For M. Mal saith, that the eies and eares of the mind are farre more subtill than bodilie eies or carnal eares."
A photograph of an in-progress painting. A dark grey upright shape, sort of lumpy, dominates the left third of the canvas, an orange dome on a lighter orange layered shape covers the foreground especially in the other two thirds, and a blue sky is in the background. A few brushes and random objects are barely visible past the edges of the canvas
Photo of President Obama speaking at a podium. A speech bubble is drawn in to suggest he is saying the words in the quoted post
The character Skeletor (a blue muscleman in a skimpy purple fetish outfit, with a skull for a head) lounging casually, with a speech bubble suggesting he is saying the text in the quoted post
Cartoon of an old bearded robed man who gesturing at a rendering of a clunky battleship labeled "Trump Class USS Defiant", and looking angrily at a Tesla Cybertuck and the 1600s Swedish warship Vasa (which famously sunk minutes into her maiden voyage due to the king's meddling with the design).
Night scene with several people, many in bloodstained clothes, dancing in a circle around a vampire, also in bloodstained clothes and dancing
Screenshot of a WWE 2K game, on a page titled "My WWE / Edit Teams", showing various options for a team named "100 Floors of Frights" and various text options overlaying an image of two figures in white face paint and skeleton outfits, and one man in a black suit with an orange pumpkin print.
Horse sketched in pencil from the front, fragments of text visible in upper left corner
Sadeghi dropped out of the University of Pennsylvania and started the company in 2021, (highlight starts) inspired by a cousin who died of a rare genetic illness (highlight ends). Backed by investors and prominent tech entrepreneurs like Peter Thiel and Alexis Ohanian, Sadeghi says his company has already helped thousands of families.
A Japanese woman with big 90s hair playing with three football-sized cute golden dragon-like creatures
Mediocre photoshop of Bonnie Tyler performing in front of a man in a sketchy-looking turkey costume hatching from a giant egg, with text reading "he's gobbledy strong/ and he's gobbledy fast / and he's gobbledy fresh from the fight"
Text reading "Margaret Thatcher was not formally accused of witchcraft until more than thirty years after she became an heiress."
ATM set in a brick wall, with a piece of paper taped to it reading "cash will dispense quickly: hold hands near so cash won't fly away"
Screenshot from Brooklyn Nine-Nine showing Peralta pointing at Santiago, and an edited caption reading "ooh, Marxist SovCit, those are rare."
A tweet by @sketchesbyboze reading "one of my favorite things in the Talmud is the intense debate about whether the plague of frogs in Exodus was a million tiny frogs or one *very large* frog", accompanied by an illustration of a human sized frog walking down a path.
Image of two posts from Paul Frazee: "Looks in the box] it's the Torment Nexus" And "People who should be friends ripping at each other"
Screencap of a bsky post reading "it's an older grift, sir, but it checks out" with the link hidden behind an Adult Content flag
A 28mm miniature of a vampire in red fluted armor, with two swords and a cape of bats, drinking the blood dripping from his swords
An obscure alchemical diagram consisting of several adjacent circles, three of which resemble Mickey Mouse. The captions read: From Fludd's Philosophia Mosaica The universe created by the dual principle of light and darkness And then delves into occupy detail not worth transcribing
the phrase "Donald Trump is dead or dying", rendered in the style of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo
A cartoonishly proportioned miniature of a hippopotamus wearing red and brass armor, in front of a scenic postcard
Image macro of Mr Waternoose, a auit-wearing monster from Monsters Inc, captioned "I'll generate a thousand Onion headlines before I accept that I need to have and pay workers"
A book cover with text that reads: Velvet Generation - a roleplaying game of rock & revolution by Rich Ranallo and Sky Leaton. The cover illustration is of two rock stars, one on guitar and the other singing into a mic, against a multicolored (mostly purplish) background.
A section of a boardgame, depicting southwest Europe with a variety of shapes and primary colors representing cities, and a mix of cardboard tokens and miniatures representing armies and military leaders respectively. Two more are held in hand the foreground.
Blond wrestler Cody Rhodes, wearing a pinstripe suit and holding a microphone, with a cartoon speech bubble suggesting he is saying the text in the quoted skeet.
Two photos of segmented steel footwear, labeled "Sabatons Armor" and captioned "Sabatons are medieval steel armor shoes used for reenactments. The term "sabaton" comes from the German words Ritter ("knight") and Aschenputtel ("Cinderella"). History: German Gothic sabatons date back to the late 15th century (1570-1490)."
A television showing an image of a woman with a large blonde hairstyle, wearing a black turtleneck, in front of a blown-up image of a Renaissance painting of two hands touching. A subtitle reads "where there isn't anything unholy".
Overhead view of twenty or so brown fish, in the shallows of a brown river, along with a floating log with a pair of ducks on one end. The ripples in the river reflect some sunlight. A tree with green leaves is in the upper left corner, a series of cylindrical concrete pylons is on the right side, and a concrete rectangle with a black fence covers most of the bottom left area. A bit of red railing covers it at the extreme bottom left.
Painted 28mm miniatures of two men in three piece suits with hanguns, a man in a suit jacket with a guitar, a man in overalls, and two women in dresses. In the foreground, out of focus, is a miniature of a man in shirtsleeves and suspenders, facing away from the viewer and towards the other minis.
Two painted wargames miniatures, representing 1930s gangsters. Both wear three-piece suits. The one on the left has a grey pinstriped suit, a white shirt; his tie, pocket square and fedora are red, and he has a pistol. The one on the right has a checkered suit, a blue shirt with a white collar, and a blue flat cap. This one has a pistol in each hand.
A mixed breed dog, reddish brown, in a black harness, sitting and turning towards the viewer, smiling with her mouth open