tharmonyd

@tharmonyd.bsky.social

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When you've fallen on the highway And you're lying in the rain And they ask you how you're doing Of course you'll say you can't complain

“Did I argue with a joke?” is written in the upper left hand corner of a very important informational pamphlet from the bluesky educational series. A bearded white dude rests his hand on a mirror while facing himself — and his own shame.
A flag with black and blue horizontal stripes, one white boundary in the middle, and a red heart in the upper right hand corner.
Classic tharmonyd tweet. “Turncunt: mysogynist woman.” Written on the occasion of Susan Collins putting a rapist on the court. 10/5/18
Broken old photo copy machines wasting space in obsolescence because all they could ever do was copy.
A broken old mirror in a tarnished frame.
Red and white processed meat sticks known as imitation crab or by the alias krab. Deceptive and cheap.
Classic tharmonyd tweet. Don’t fuck nonvoters. Apathetic people are bad in bed anyway. 7:08 AM • 8/10/20
Antique projector without reels. An empty vessel devoid of light or content.
Antique gray metal nit comb adorned with two birds in pecking pose. The comb’s teeth are fine and narrowly spaced. It’s a tool that will isolate the minuscule.
Antique map of Egypt and the Basin of the Nile.
Three antique 1960s Hoover vacuums in pink, gray, and green. They illustrate the point that hoovering is a verb — not a personality.
Cover art for Nine Inch Nails’ Year Zero. View from inside a car of a hill and a blue sky with a giant dark hand (the presence) reaching towards the terrain.
Book cover of a Modern Classics edition of Pedagogy of the Oppressed by Paulo Freire. A short but sharp pencil is bound to a tiny piece of wood to form the shape of a riffle. Knowledge is power.
Norm Macdonald telling Conan O’Brien The Moth Joke.
Aldi’s nut (and seed) section. COMPUTER ENHANCE (zoom in) and find an impressive array for reasonable prices.
Classic (if rapey) black and white photograph of a sailor kissing a nurse in Times Square on V Day.
Cursed image from Wienerschnitzal. The “Sea Dog” is a fried piece of cod with tartar sauce and cheese in a hot dog bun.
Rando: Really? Little Black Me: It gets darker, Michelle. Thumbnail of link to My Michelle by Guns ‘N Roses.
Rando: What’s this? Me: “She was The Girl. I know that now, but I pushed her away.” Thumbnail of link to Silent Bob’s monologue from Chasing Amy.
Text Exchange Rando: Long time no see Me: When was the last time? Rando: Hi, Amy, this is Michelle. Rando: Amy, why aren’t you replying to my messages? [enraged emoji]
Katie Holmes glowing with satisfaction after dumping Tom Cruise. A beautiful brunette in a black on black suit with a big “fuck you Tom” smile on her face.
Nicole Kidman looking fabulous while celebrating dumping Tom Cruise and finalizing the divorce. A statuesque beautiful ginger lady wearing pink and green with a smile on her face and arms raised in exultation — living her best life.
Classic tharmonyd tweet. “‘I take advantage of the laws.’ — someone who would date rape the constitution.” 6:44 PM 9/26/16
Vintage tharmonyd tweet. How much did I pay for this Christmas cake? Nothing, man. It’s stollen. 10:23 AM 12/4/18
A nude, hairless woman wearing a black blindfold with JC hangin out on her nose rather than a cross. From Nine Inch Nails’ video for Closer.
The cover of Metallica’s record Kill ‘Em All (1983). The band’s logo, album title, and centered puddle of blood are red. The background is white. The frame, hammer, and shadow of a hand are black.
New meme just dropped. The pope is pictured clutching a microphone with both hands like a rockstar. Extremely online folks are posting it along with lyrics.
Collage of monitor lizards.
Parody of Bill Clinton Bluesky profile.
“The horror, the horror.”
US map with the eastern section under Nazi occupation represented in red and labeled “Greater Reich.” From The Man in the High Castle.
A white, brunet man wearing a suit and tie in the mid 1960s.
[fade in: iMessage] Rando: Would you like to go to a barbecue with me tomorrow? Me: I’m always down for legit bbq but if you’re just grilling and calling it barbecue — we can’t be friends.
"Genie, you're free!" Aladdin liberates his wish granter with an embrace.
Onion meme. Heartbreaking: The worst person you know makes a good point.
ICE BREAKERS UNITE within a coalition building variety of flavors and strengths. Mmm. Candy. So simple and sweet. Nothing to see here. ;)
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE album art. A white wall with black graffiti of a person's silhouette with their fist in the air and "The Battle of Los Angeles" written across their chest.
Little girl smirks as a house fire rages behind her.
Mass incarceration sucks, but these ladies in the Cell Block Tango scene of Chicago sing their bars: pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz.
Pope Francis is 🔥 hot.
Triumph the insult comic dog, whose catch phrase is "[something is good] for me to poop on."
Beige and brown speckled inch tall quail eggs.
Cover art for Radiohead’s record OK Computer. In this context, try saying it like Okay, Jan.
The Duolingo owl is bedecked in gold and lauding me for playing with words for 2000 days in a row.
Kyle MacLachlan enjoying a damn fine cup of coffee in Twin Peaks’ pilot.
David Bowie, Iggy Pop, and Lou Reed.
Hemingway and Fitzgerald.
Tiny black kitten with big blue eyes.
Nine Inch Nails’ sweaty and satisfied audience after an especially good show.
Laetiporus growing in layers like fins with a candy corn color palate on an unassuming host (a tree).
Eddy needs ice because the drinks aren’t cold.
QOTD “Truths & roses have thorns about them.” — HDT
Blue Sky notification that says “Cat has followed you” laid over a picture of a beautiful black kitten with pale blue eyes named Sky.