Josh Hill

@thatkid.bsky.social

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Books, Music, KC football and baseball and OKC basketball. A “Love Your Neighbor” Christian, not a Storm the Capitol “Christian” #NoKings

Young guy holding up a sign at a sporting event. It reads “I just hope both teams lose”
A game show called “Is That Good?” with the audience shouting in unison “IS! THAT! GOOD!!”
King Charles in a top hat looking like a dainty little raisin
John Hammond from Jurassic Park
Plastic man pouring powder into his comically huge lower jaw. The box is labeled “powder that makes you say hell yeah”. Plastic man has a speech bubble above his head. He is, in fact, saying Hell yeah.
Mr McAllister, Kevin’s Dad if you’re nasty, arriving home on Christmas (after leaving his child Home Alone), and upon seeing Kevin in a miraculously clean and orderly home says, “What a funny guy.” Indeed, Kevin’s Dad. Indeed.
Jeff from Community explaining that Pierce Hawthorne refused to drink pinot noir because he thought it was French for black penis.
Scene from The Office, Phyllis and Dwight in the break room. Phyllis: What are you making? Dwight: A knife. Phyllis: You’re making a knife with a knife? Dwight: You got a better way??
That is the most courageous act of cowardice I’ve ever seen.
Jeb!
Jared Dunn from Silicon Valley: That is the most courageous act of cowardice I’ve ever seen.
A podling staring into a pink light from The Dark Crystal. The Skeksis are “milking” the podling for its sweet, sweet life essence.
A game show called Is That Good? The audience is shouting IS! THAT!! GOOD!!! in unison.
Liz Lemon from 30 Rock. She’s dressed as a crazy old lady and is reminiscent of the Joker from Batman
Troy from Community: “Did you know that Gogurt is *just* yogurt??”
A rainbow hued InfoWars/The Onion graphic that reads I support The Onion’s hostile media takeover.
It’s sunny and 56 degrees in Springfield MO. The UV index is 2. The wind is at 12 mph out of the NW. Sunset is at 7:50 pm. We’ve had .8” of precipitation., and visibility is 22miles, baby.
A character from the HBO show Silicon Valley, who is showing his pacemaker scar, which according to him makes him a cyborg.
Old Joe (played by our man Fred Willard), the fill-in organ player at the church, faces the congregation while holding up his hand. He says “my condolences”
Zsa-zsa Korda (Benicio Del Toro) from the movie The Phoenician Scheme. He is saying “Myself, I feel very safe.” He isn’t. (We aren’t either.)
Zsa-zsa Korda on his personal plane with his daughter Liesl, a nun, and her tutor Bjorn. Despite having been shot down and sabotaged many times, and despite having just heard a loud clanking noise on the plane, Zsa-zsa is saying “Myself, I feel very safe”.
Tracy Jordan’s New York license plate reading ICU81MI.
Plastic man pouring “powder that makes you say hell yeah” into his comedically huge lower jaw. He is, in fact, saying hell yeah.
The corpse flower, a gigantic, smelly, rare plant that can take over a decade to bloom
Simpsons kitchen scene. Homer is saying they just plain sucked! I’ve seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
Plastic man pouring powder out of a box into his comedically huge lower jaw. The box reads “powder that makes you say hell yeah”. Plastic man is, in fact, saying hell yeah.
Plastic man pouring a box of powder into his comically stretched out lower jaw. The box reads “powder that makes you say hell yeah”. In the speech bubble above his head, plastic man is in fact saying hell yeah.
Plastic man with his lower jaw expanded way out in front of his face, like a bucket. He’s pouring powder into his mouth. The powder is coming from a box labeled “powder that makes you say ‘hell yeah’”. He has a speech bubble over his head showing that he is, in fact, saying hell yeah. (Because of the powder.)
Jame “Buffalo Bill” Gumb from Silence of the Lambs
Madmartigan. BMF.
Plastic man with his lower jaw stretched way, way out. He’s pouring a powder into his (now gigantic) lower jaw. The powder is being poured from a box that reads “Powder that makes you say hell yeah” Plastic Man has a speech bubble above his head indicating that he is in fact saying hell yeah.
Megachurch guy Steven Furtick “said I wasn’t going to do it but I lied”
Bill Maher in a wig at an old timey photo place, maybe in Branson MO. Who can say for sure?
Phyllis from The Office saying “You know, I forget about Seinfeld. This is a terrific reminder.”
Henry Winkler as lawyer Barry Zuckercorn in Arrested Development, arrayed in his finest maritime barrister uniform saying the words “under maritime law”
3 panel meme with Kevin Malone from The Office saying NO HATE IT STUPID
AI will not destroy jobs, it will actually create jobs. For every AI you have to assign two guys to monitor it because it’s stupid and sucks ass.
The Antidote, by Karen Russell
WHAT?!?
A fish with a very Steve Harvey mustache is holding a card and looking shocked. The text above his head says “Wh-whatcho ass say?!”
Cignetti extreme closeup
Cignetti has had just about enough of your shit.
Houston loses to KC 51-31, after Houston was up 21-0 at the end of the first quarter.
A cat with its paws up and a look of horror on its face
A boy stands at a crossroads. Both roads lead to an extremely bad destination.
Your names all sound the same to us, John Donovan
Frank Costanza