ThatNateGuy 🇺🇦🇵🇸

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He/him Twitter refugee (@thatnateguy). Information sponge, InfoSec Enthusiast, Street Epistemologist, geek, friend, うるさい白人, lover. On a quest to help Bluesky user verification via registered domains. Opinions mine. I am protected. 💣

A can of "Frank's Kraut Juice" showing a pale liquid.
A ceramic pizza shaped wall hanging with a disturbing face, on a shelf amongst various kitchen items in a store. The pizza has pepperoni, mushroom, and olive toppings.
Poster on a wall, offering advice on feeding newborns to teens, with text and a stacked tower of fruit and berries: cherries, plum, kiwi, green apple, banana, orange, and grapefruit.
Sign in a kitchen, stating "No beating guests" in English and Chinese, above two obscured people.
A person standing in line at a Wendy's with the caption, "I would like to buy a hamburger for the price that it was 2 hours ago." A comic image of a Wendy's employee in the bottom image stating, "Sir, this is a Wendy's".
A white sign with a blue border reads "END OF DRIVE TEST PARKING." Below it, a concrete bollard is cracked and broken at the base.
The equation for a single qubit state vector. It reads as: ket ψ = cosine of θ over 2 ket 0 + e to the i φ sine of θ over 2 ket 0.
A screenshot of RealJukebox, a music player software. The interface has a blue title bar with "RealJukebox" and standard window controls. Below the title bar are menus for File, Edit, and View. The main part of the window features a row of control buttons: record, play, pause, stop, previous track, and next track. Below these controls, a green bar reads "Ready to Play:" with a spinning disc icon next to it. The bottom section displays a playlist with columns for a checkbox, track number, track name, and length. Four tracks are listed, all checked: Track 1, 3:57 Track 2, 4:27 Track 3, 4:26 Track 4, 2:38
A hand holding a glass of water. Captioned: "There are more hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are stars in the entire Solar System."
Quote from 17-year-old Emperor Uda on March 11, 889 CE, describing a cat: 'The color of the fur is peerless... It has an air about it, similar to Kanno. Its length is 5 sun, and its height is 6 sun. I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long. In rebellion, it narrows its eyes and extends its needles. It shows its back. When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin... When it stands, its cry expresses profound loneliness, like a black dragon floating above the clouds. By nature, it likes to stalk birds... I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.'
A two-panel meme features the "monkey looking away" reaction image on the left, paired with scientific diagrams on the right. In the top panel, the monkey looks right with wide eyes. To its right, a diagram shows a barrier with two vertical slits, and to the right of that, a pattern of evenly spaced, solid vertical lines, representing a wave interference pattern. In the bottom panel, the monkey again looks right with wide eyes, its expression unchanged. To its right, a similar diagram shows the barrier with two vertical slits. However, the pattern to the right is now a series of vertical bands made up of individual dots, denser in the center and fading outwards, resembling a particle distribution pattern. This references particle-wave duality and the Measurement Problem.
A mobile billboard displays an ad with the text "RevUp America" at the top left. The main headline reads "CONGRESS: SAY NO TO RISKY REPAIR LAWS!" Below that, it says, "These laws put American drivers & national security at risk." At the bottom left, it states, "PAID FOR BY REVUP AMERICA." In the background, there's a blurry image of a person driving a car, looking concerned. At the top right, there's a QR code and the text "Scan to learn more!"
A dialog box with the title "Information" displays the word "Wrong" in the center and a "Yes" button below it. The background appears to be a desktop interface.
A paywall from The New York Times on a mobile phone screen. The headline reads, "The Dream Was Universal Access to Knowledge. The". Below that, a message says, "Thanks for reading The Times. Create your free account or log in to continue reading." followed by a field for an email address.
A fan-made logo parodying the Cracker Barrel restaurant chain. A character from the animated TV show Space Ghost (especially Coast to Coast), Brak, is standing next to a wooden barrel. Brak is a cat-like alien with brown fur, yellow eyes, and sharp fangs. He's wearing a black shirt with a v-neck, black pants, and brown boots. The restaurant name is stylized as Brak Barrel inside a rounded, orange shape.
Snapchat conversation is displayed on a black background. The user asks, "You buy content?" and a response follows from "ME". The "ME" user has a red vertical bar next to their messages, and their messages are on the left, which is typical for a conversation where you are looking at your own messages. "ME" responds with a series of lines: "You buy goat?", "Is best goar", "Many goat features.", "You never find better goat.", "Never need another goat.", "This goat is goated. Ah ah ah.", and finally "You buy goat".
A photo of an indoor market stall. A sign hangs from the ceiling that reads "D's Nuts". The stall has a blue tablecloth covered with yellow flowers and a variety of nuts and machines. A woman with short white hair stands behind the table, looking to the side.
A black-and-white sign with the text: "If you see someone DROWNING." Below that, a small circle with two vertical lines parallel on either side resembling "lol", with two wavy lines underneath them, resembling water. Below the wavy lines, in a smaller font, is the word "then," and finally, at the bottom of the sign, "CALL 911."
A man informs another man what will happen should the second man choose to insert his genitals into a vacuum cleaner.
A photo of an old, blue-gray book or folder. The title page, which is faded and stained, reads: HOME OFFICE PENILE INJURIES INCURRED THROUGH INTERACTION WITH VACUUM CLEANERS Vol. XXII Below the title, it says: LONDON: HIS MAJESTY'S STATIONERY OFFICE 1930 H.M.S.O.
Walton Goggins with white hair in a gray suit and dark glasses is speaking. The subtitles at the bottom read: "Go outside, nerd!".
On the left side, a photograph of a possum is shown in a circular frame surrounded by green foliage. The possum has its mouth open in what looks like a scream. On the right side, there is text with a yellow button below it. The text, in a large, slightly distressed serif font, reads: "'Scream? at own ass?'". Below that in a smaller, sans-serif font is the caption: "It's more likely than you think." A yellow button with a rectangular, rounded-corner shape is below this, reading: "FREE PC CHECK!". In the bottom right corner, there is a small logo that says "CONTENTWATCH™". The entire image is enclosed in a thick orange border.
A light-up sign with interchangeable letters reads: "ASK 4 OUR HOT SAUCE, HORSE RADISH, OR COCKTAIL SAUCE". The words "HOT", "HORSE", and "COCK" are in red letters, while the rest are in black.
A top-down view of a rectangular chocolate cake with pink and green icing. The cake is frosted in dark chocolate. Around the perimeter, there's a thick border of pink icing. At each of the four corners, there's a small green floral-like decoration. In the center of the cake, written in green icing, are the words: "Please enjoy this free, non-poisonous Cake."
A three-panel comic strip shows an office conversation. Panel 1: Two men are talking. The man on the left, "Frank," is sitting at a desk with a computer. He has dark hair, a mustache, and is wearing a suit and tie. The man on the right, standing, is seen from the chest up and has short, dark hair, wearing a green jacket. In the background, to the left of Frank, is a desk with a computer and a person entirely covered in long, light brown hair, resembling a yeti or Bigfoot. The standing man says, "Frank! I've heard you had an accident on the factory floor? You fell in the tank with hair growth tonic?" Panel 2: The scene is similar, but the standing man has moved slightly to the right, revealing more of Frank and the hairy figure. Frank replies, "Yes, still a bit under the weather but the doctor said I'll be alright." Panel 3: The standing man is no longer visible. Frank is still at his desk. The hairy figure is now shown from behind, still at the computer. Another man, similar in appearance to Frank but with glasses and a different mustache, is seated at a desk to the right, looking down at a paper. The web address "www.jerrood-fox.com" is in the bottom right corner.
A black and white webcomic shows a tearful, anthropomorphic dog-like creature holding a small roasted bird in its paw. Two speech bubbles indicate its remorse. The top bubble reads, "I'm sorry little dude." The bottom bubble, closer to the creature's mouth, says, "I'm sorry that I straight up roasted your ding dong."
Minimalist image with spaced letters spelling 'salat' on top and bold text below saying 'She is suspicious of cheese.'
This image shows a package of Oscar Mayer "Freedom Franks" being held in someone's hand at what appears to be a grocery store. The package contains America-flavored hot dogs that are described as "uncured beef wieners flavored with vanilla, fruit punch, and blue razz berry." The patriotic packaging features red, white, and blue colors with stars, and includes nutritional information showing 120 calories per link. The hot dogs themselves are visible through the clear packaging, displaying the typical red and pink colors of processed meat.
A very large gorilla slides into an enclosure, scaring away two smaller gorillas. The gorilla slides all the way to the window of the enclosure without moving, then turns around to show the camera its backside.
A black and white comic from the 20th century of an angry man holding a sandwich, seemingly trembling with fury. The voice bubbles have been edited to say, "THIS IS AN ASS SANDWICH" followed by "IT IS MADE OF ASS AND POO"
An image of the Buddha before a number of disciples. The Buddha has a speech bubble that reads, "Take memes seriously and get into fights with strangers."
Plato's cave, but the cave dwellers have a speech bubble that reads, "chat is this real"
A Facebook post from user Kimo Sabi. "I didn't look when changing lanes and then I got flipped off by-" Image below of a container labeled "MS Spicy Crackers".
An image likely snapped from Google Maps. Shows a body of water next to an array of buildings. The body of water is labeled, "Alcohol and Drug Abuse Lake."
Some brown-leafed plants at a nursery. There is a sign stuck in them that reads, "I'M NOT DEAD, THIS IS JUST HOW I LOOK!"
post by @SoliSolstice "what blows my mind about everybody neglecting human experiences in favor of being on their phone 14 hours a day is that like 95% of you suck at being on the phone. can't post for shit, 100 unread wikipedia articles in your tabs, getting groomed on discord. you are not good at it"
An image if two authentic barbacoa tacos with the caption, "BARBACOA"
Screenshot from the game "West of Loathing" You approach the weird cactus-man hybrid. He smiles at you. You: Howdy, Cactus Man! Cactus Bill: Hows yourself! And the name's Bill. Cactus Bill. You: What happened to you, Bill? Cactus Bill: Well, to be honest, pardner, I drank too much cactus beer and it turned me into a cactus. Doc Alice warned me this would happen, but I didn't listen. You: And that's why they call you Cactus Bill? Cactus Bill: No, that's just a coincidence. You are then prompted to continue the conversation by pressing a button to reply with, "Oh. Does it hurt?"
A picture of a Budgett's Frog. (Lepidobatrachus laevis)
A juvenile tiger standing with his paws on a ledge, facing the camera.
McDonald's store sign reading, "DOWNLOAD / THE PP".
Jesse Waters on Fox News talking about the recent Signal intelligence leak. The head line reads, "WE'VE ALL TEXTED THE WRONG PERSON BEFORE"
A quote with #whereareyou_2 by Kate Heddleston "Women in tech are the canary in the coal mine. Normally when the canary in the coal mine starts dying[,] you know the environment is toxic and you should get the hell out. Instead, the tech industry is looking at the canary, wondering why it can't breathe, saying[,]"Lean in, canary. Lean in!"
A bird with its eyes narrowed as though glaring
Screen from the show "Bravest Warriors". The screen reads, "IT'S ALWAYS BEEN WANKERSHIM"
A horned lizard with a smaller horned lizard perched upon its head.