That Old Broadbean

@thatoldbear.bsky.social

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Just an old man trying to get by with art, language studies, manga and a burning hatred of conservatism. my old art is on https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/44253033

Patrick MacNee is Mr Steed in The Avengers! he's a dapper british fellow in a suit and bowler hat, sitting in a turn of the century vintage car
Princess Leia reclines in her cell on the death star asking "aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
in the cartoon adventure time, one mountain is admiring the picturesque and sexy back of the neighbouring BoomBoom Mountain, from the cataracts running from its peak down to his(?) big round hillocks that form the buttocks
a grickle cartoon of two hapless astronauts being attacked by facehugger aliens that have popped out of the eggs at their feet. a third one looks a little disappointed at the egg in front of him - the facehugger looks up and them man and scowls in disgust. "Although it was ultimately what saved his life, in the moment Steve had never felt such profound rejection as he did right then"
the X-Man Cyclops is rendered a the giant Polyphemus from the Oddessy, chasing and grabbing Greek sailors... while also zapping them with his mutant eye beam laser thingie
bOOK COVER: a shirtless man with a dadbod physique smiles smugly as line of five golden stars (with a latino guy's moustache and goateed face) stands beside him "POUNDED BY THE FIVE STAR RATING I GAVE MY OWN BOOK BECAUSE I THINK I DID A GOOD JOB AND DESERVE IT"
Andrew Gebo tweeted "why dont we talk about the water consumption of an 18 hole golf course the same way we do data centres?" Yeenie_McBeenie replied with an image of Omniman looking in on a teen in a car looking angry and suspicious "Yeah. Why DON'T we?"
Image - a man takes photo of his lower half, with a pronounced crotch bulge in his sweatpants _bardbarian_7h tweets "As a man I never understood the gray sweatpants thing" rubyrose replied 13mins later "This is the 7th time you have stolen my fucking neighbors cat and used it for this. STOP IT! We have you on CAMERA!"
a 4 panel comic about an old man with a walking frame propositioning a tall, blond sex worker leaning against a street corner wall. "how much?" "Wow, at your age I'd have thought you'd be done with this sort of thing? "I beg your pardon?" "I SAID I THOUGHT YOU'D BE DONE ALREADY" "oh shit, Im done already? How much do I owe you?"
a tanned white gal in a floral sundress appears to be sitting lotus pose on a deck in the rain surrounded by flowers. the headline reads "BODY COUNT RESET: PEOPLE ARE PAYING $13K TO CLEAR THEIR BODY COUNTS"
a curious long haired short ass dog <marked "ME") at Crufts poses with its championship cup and ribbons (variously labelled "No Cry", "Ate Vegetable", "One Email" and "Put on Pants")
IMAGE: nightvision trail camera footage of a small fox with really big ears emerges from the scrub, illuminated by a bright IR light. it stares at the camera head tilted in confusion. Is-The-Owl-Video-Cute tweeted "obsessed with animals that dont immediately understand something and just tilt their head about it. Does it make any more sense at a 45 degree angle there bud?"
a beach scene: the steep strand is absolutely covered in hundreds of topless caricacture french people, all of whom are pale blue. everyone, man women and child are topless except for one goofy looking guy hidden in the crown diwht his red striped top and spotted board shorts the small text underneath names as "george"
a border collie is using a computer "what a lovely day on the inter.... <looks at camera> GOOD LORD"
top image - some middle aged americans showing off what looks like khaki coloured tupperware and tableware. "COMPANY INVENTS PLATES MADE OUT OF LEAVES" bottom image - the meme image of a frustrated bald south asian looking man at a football match 'EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN ASIA"
photo of the bedspread covered in leaves and vines in the style of a Rouseau painting
A terrible AI composite image, imagining Anne Widdicomble, Charlie Kirk, Lindsay Graham, Diana Spencer and Robbie Rotten from Lazy Town having a tea party in heaven
the ad for an Oakley x Meta Glasses collaboration "Up your game with Oakley Meta!" and the result looks like "What if Elis Costello's thick rimmed glasses were remade for a PE teacher?"
cover of french satirical magazine Fluide Glacial A strange man is at the beach, his vertical striped yello and black speedos pulled half way up his tummy, and wears socks and colourful leather brogues. as a massive wave rears up behind him, he stares longingly the sandscupture of a naked woman at his feet. "At least you won't leave me!" he declares hopefully
Black and white image of a Fairchild XC-120 Packplane. it's a strange looking pregnant plane from the late 40s, with twin engines on the wings and twin tails. The cockpit looks small, perched on the top.
the village of Sniddlers Gulch from the Cowboy X segment in Sesame Street - a cartoon western town and its inhabitants are all stampled with the letter X
a parody of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corp insignia, but the flag is replaced with the Rising Sun battle standard from WWII and the raised fist of defiance has a branch of sakura blossoms sprouting from it. unlike the IRGC logo, it doesnt clutch an AK47, it holds a wakizashi (strangely, it holds it by the blade close to the habaki, not the handle) the kanji reads "Japanese revolutionary defence forces"
Look, it's a Ben Garrison cartoon. he sucks Trump dick, puts labels on everything, doesnt do subtext, metaphor or funny. he's just a lousy OpEd writer with some drawing skill. He's the political caroonist version of Jerry Seinfeld. No I will not elaborate on that.
Poster for the Hartlepool monkey
its supposed to be a Mortal Kombat screenshot but the background is the esplanade at Clacton Beach where Lord Binface is almost victorious facing a dazed and depleted Farrage (whose health meter down to nothing). Above them is the familiar crimson text FINISH HIM
A cartoon from the French humour mag Fluide Glacial - an old woman in a white robe is tied to a tree in the forest. She's hunched over, her distended boobs stick out at odd angles through the inexpertly tied shibari ropes and a flower ringed white veil covers her dishevilled hair, and she speaks to a bent-backed old man, his curly hair parted by a major bald patch and a multicoloured, striped cardboard "horn". He is lathered in randomly applied white paint from a nearby bucket, and approaches the woman with his walking frame.
scene from Project Hail Mary Grace and the alien Rocky are discussing his marriage lasting hundreds of years. "you've been together a long time" Grace observes. Rocky replies "Its not enough"
bobby Hill screams "That's my darkness, I dont know you!"
FB groups Uncle Rupert's Cook Up posted this image of Pauling Hanson's close cropped ginger dyed head photoshopped over the pelican's in the poster for Storm Boy. "WHO DID THIS HAHAHAHAHA It's Beautiful!"