Maddy

@thatonemaddy.bsky.social

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Feminist killjoy. Leftist shrew. Millennial burnout. Bay Area native/apologist. Politics, comedy, art, animals, & witchy woo woo stuff. She/her Opinions are my own & pretty good.

Fictional pop singer Proto Zoa from the Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century movies performing onstage.
Marco Rubio drinking out of a teeny tiny water bottle and looking ridiculous. Just the dumbest little man with the smallest little water bottle.
A smiling 7 month old baby boy sitting and holding a toy.
A red heeler dog laying down in the grass
A baby lying under lights on a Christmas tree, mesmerized.
Disheveled and visibly exhausted Ben Affleck holding a cigarette
Dining room table in the foreground with simple Christmas decorations. Behind the table is a sideboard flanked by 2 etagere bookcases, all amply decorated in Christmas garb. It is festive and cozy.
Bobby from King of the Hill saying, “you and your white people.”
Meme with the following text at the top: “Americans: We just delivered a huge electoral victory for the Dems and the GOP is being blamed for the shutdown. All we ask is that you stand your ground and fight to save our healthcare.” Text in the middle above an image from the TV show Pawn Stars: “SENATE DEMOCRATS:” Text on the image: “Best I can do is pee my pants”
Natalie Portman in the movie “V For Vendetta”
Disheveled Ben Affleck smoking a cigarette.
Margaret Cho as Kim Jong Il on 30 Rock, doing a weather forecast of Korea saying, “North Korea, everything sunny all the time always good time, beach party.”
Lily Tomlin as Frankie in the Netflix show “Grace and Frankie” smirking while holding a paint-stained button-down shirt open to reveal a “Free Willie” t-shirt underneath.
A one week-old newborn baby asleep and smiling, swaddled in a mint green blanket and wearing a white and grey striped beanie.
A very visibly pregnant 30-something woman with shoulder-length brown hair wearing a lavender low-cut maxi dress and white headband taking a mirror selfie.
Red heeler dog smiling at the camera while laying in a grassy meadow with eucalyptus trees in the background.
Screenshot from a CNN broadcast with the header: “Members of Houthi PC Small Group” and photos of Mike Waltz, JD Vance, Pete Hegseth, Marco Rubio, Tulsi Gabbard, John Ratcliffe, Susie Wiles, Steve Witkoff, Stephen Miller, Jeffrey Goldberg, and “Others” arranged in a grid below. The headline at the bottom of the screen reads: “Breaking News | Report: Trump Officials Accidentally Texted War Plans to Reporter”
The character Dolores Umbridge from Harry Potter wearing a pink dress.
Meme of a hand pushing three sodas at once on a soda fountain, respectively labeled hooting, hollering, and howling.
Liz Lemon from 30 Rock rolling her eyes
Lisa Simpson looking over her shoulder while lamenting, “My gifts are still going to waste.”
Map showing the Gulf of Mexico labeled with the symbol of the artist formerly known as Prince.
Grumpy Cat scowling disapprovingly
Meme of a man in glasses labeled “Elon Musk”gesturing at a butterfly labeled “public transportation” with the caption “Is this a Tesla?”
My dog, a red heeler named Ruby, wearing a party hat on her torso and looking super derpy.
Red heeler dog laying in the grass at a park
Light beige partially-finished knit sweater laid flat on a wooden coffee table
Aerial view of a red heeler dog lying belly-down on a black and white rug.