Alexander the Aggressively Average

@thatsassguy.bsky.social

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Staff attorney at App. Ct. Md. (views mine & such). I write good. Just want to leave the world a little better than I found it. UNCA Music & Penn State Law Alum. He/Him

A little gray cat sitting in a baby blue bassinet stroller
The words "half baked" written in flour surrounded by sonogram photos
Erie company box from Ticket to Ride Legacy
A corgi sits next to a stack of five books, which is roughly as tall as his leg. The books are, from top to bottom: Age of Myth; We Solve Murders; Fake History; Enough is Enuf; and Idioms: Origins and Meanings
GOAT
A weight belt propped up against a barbell. The belt reads "STR check" with a d20 in the middle
Screenshot of Spotify wrapped top genres: 1. K-pop 2. Pop rap 3. Hard rock 4. Orchestral 5. Renaissance
Gym selfie of a guy whose shirt reads "I love food"
A man smiling next to a woman cosplayong as Imogen Temult
A picture of a small kitten in a bed
A program for the West End production of Hercules: The Electrifying New Musical
A dodo bird
A picture of Stonehenge
Picture of the stage at the Globe theatre
Mind the gap
A picture of a utopian society in which writers don't have to deal with ending lines of text with a dash
A picture of stairs that ascend to a landing with a wall directly in front of you. At the top of the stairs, a corgi peeks his head out from around the corner to your right, ears perked and looking at you expectantly. His name is Percy, and he's the best boy.