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voracious sci-fi/fantasy reader • landscape enjoyer • forklift certified • occasional meme & photo edits • 🚫AI

an edit of the "it fucken WIMDY" fox meme; a red fox facing left and squinting with its ears blown backward is almost completely obscured by a white-yellow haze. there is a tiny orange-pink-yellow dot of a sun to the upper left, also blurred by the same haze. the text "*koff koff*" is in small black comic font to the right of the fox, also blurred by the haze. the caption has been edited to read "it fucken SMOGEY". everythingfoxes *koff koff* foxpost-generator it fucken SMOGEY 104,801 notes
Cover to Corey Hart's 1983 hit single "Sunglasses at Night", with a head and shoulders photo of the artist wearing a partially unbuttoned white shirt and black sunglasses, closed hands lifted to either side of his chin.
The Predator clasped hands/muscular arms meme of a Black man's arm in a white T-shirt and a white man's arm in a red T-shirt; the left arm is labeled UKRAINE 🇺🇦, the right arm labeled EXPLOSIONS THAT BLOW THE LID CLEAN OFF, and the clasped hands labeled RUSSIAN TANKS.
an Amazon store page for a toilet seat bidet attachment, showing the "View in your room" option. the picture depicts a partial view of a white couch against an empty off-white painted wall, with the electric blue outline of the bidet attachment above the couch.
Adam Sandler performing a Chanukah song on SNL's Weekend Update, 1994, but with a speech bubble added to imply he's quoting a post.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_Weasel An F-4G with WW payload; near to far: AGM-88 HARM, AGM-65 Maverick, AN/ALQ-119 ECM pod, AGM-78 Standard ARM and AGM-45 Shrike, circa 1981.
an edit of the @dril candles tweet: Lt. Gen. George S. Hammond @sgc.usaf.mil 29 Sep Personnel $4,500,000 Computing $206,000,000 Facilities $725,900,000 Stargate $5,498,000,000 Weaponry $145,600,000 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my program is dying Expand Subcomm. on Emerging Threats & Capabilities @US_SASC_ETC-official 29 Sep @sgc.usaf.mil spend less on Stargate Expand Lt. Gen. George S. Hammond @sgc.usaf.mil 29 Sep @US_SASC_ETC-official no Hide conversation Reply 1 Retweet Favorite ... More
26 minutes ago 11:33 EDT What led to the safe-haven alert? As we mentioned earlier, NASA and Russia's Roscosmos, the station's two primary operators, have debated for months over the cause and potential fixes of small air leaks aboard Russia's Zvezda service module, a key structure of the ISS. The air leaks escalated on Friday from a pound of air per day to two pounds, according to a senior NASA official who asked not to be named. Russian cosmonauts Sergey Kud-Sverchkov and Sergei Mikayev were using a saw to break into an area where they believed they could access the crack leaking air, the NASA official said. NASA officials disagreed with this method, the NASA official added, prompting mission control in Houston to order safe-haven procedures.
zoom in on Izaria playing the mandolin and y̶o̶w̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ singing
a chair leg snapping from too much excitement
the yelling cowboy in the sky meme, but it's the rat from the doomwheel
the moon, one day away from full, rising over an overgrown field and trees in a pale pinkish sky, with a few clouds lit by sunset
Clavicularleño 1️⃣☀️💀 Legendary Weirdo - Looksmaxxer 2/2 For a moment, it seemed like all of Clavicularleño's frenzied "looksmaxxing"—hitting his face to shape his cheeks, smoking meth to lose weight, injecting steroids since he was 14—would come to nothing. Instead, the 20-year-old whose antics have made him a media sensation survived to "mog" another day. M 0002 LCC EN ~ HAT STEWPOT ™ & © 2026 Wizards of the Coats
Book cover to "How to Avoid Huge Ships: Second Edition" by Captain John W. Trimmer. The cover depicts the massive bow of a cargo ship at sea.
edit of an Achewood comic with JD Vance walking into a room and announcing "hey guys! guess who just got... ex- communicated!" in three panels
photoshop edit of an Achewood comic with JD Vance walking into a room and saying "Hey guys! Guess who just got... ex- communicated!" in three panels.
vintage ad for a lab blender capable of "unique tissue disruption by mechanical shearing and cavitation"
Moe from the Simpsons with a stereotypical dwarf beard and helmet throwing wax cakes out of his bar
Mock-up of a cockpit heads-up display in red with a "clean beam emitter lens" warning pop-up shown.
Toby Maguire smiling meme
A black and silver Skilcraft US Government issue ballpoint pen, black ink.
a partly snow-covered field under a pale blue sky, with the mid- and background obscured by white fog
a wombat tumbling in a dust storm, trailing the text "IT FUCKEN WIMDYYYYYYYYY"
From Jurassic Park: Ian Malcolm: "God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs." Dr Ellie Sattler: "Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth."
duelist 1: time to duel for real. duelist 2: okay, just let me put my clothes back on. duelist 1: duelist 2: we ARE dueling fully dressed, right?
@dril tweet from 2021: "(me after seeing two guys in any context whatsoever) Well well well if it isn't the Blowjob Brothers"
a white coffee mug with a red line drawing of an elephant and black lowercase serif text that reads "let's fuckin' gooooooooooooo ... back to bed"
A Terry's chocolate orange, a baseball sized orange-flavored milk chocolate that separates into orange-like segments
illustrated cover of a souvenir book for the 1974 film The Towering Inferno, depicting a massive skyscraper engulfed in flames
A selection of ranged weapons counting as rifles for Lancer's Tagetes: AK-47, slingshot, crossbow, Bofors 40mm Automatic Gun, catapult made from a plastic spoon and popsicle sticks, a Phalanx CIWS, the Sol-740 laser satellite from the manga Akira, a proposed US Navy laser system, a US Civil War-era cannon, a large rock, a Glock handgun, a selection of American ICBMs, a disconnected tank turret with main gun, a variety of rocket pods, and a sailing ship's cannon.
ACD/0 Feedback Fence pauldrons from Destiny 2. Shoulder, arm and hand armor designed using a series of interlocked triangles.
A forklift with the front end partly dismantled for repairs, with the drive chain for the mast draped over the lowered forks and backstop.
A >30-year-old forklift in chipped beige paint, encircled by yellow tape reading CAUTION DO NOT ENTER. A lockout tag reading DANGER: DO NOT OPERATE is affixed to the steering wheel.