Amber

@thatsnotamber.bsky.social

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I wrote a really funny intro and accidentally didn't save it. I didn't want to leave this part blank.

A warning ticket from the city saying I was going 52mph on a 35mph street
A little kitty sleeping on my barrier pillow forsaking you tune cat videos for nerdy mesoamerican stuff- she loves me ❤️
As an Australian currently residing in the 23rd, can confirm, rapture did not happen. Anyone happen to know what time zone Jesus operates from?
A cat who likes getting her tummy rubbed ❤️
Pan pan the unicorn among the red rocks of Sedona
Haboob (wall of dirt) rolling into Phoenix- photo by my friend Katie
The little kitty trying to figure out how to kill mice
The guy on the left - apparently he's a relative
Amber with new blonder shorter hair
Small cat in an Amazon box on the couch. Her safe haven from the smelly dogs that bug her. This is her happy face
An Instagram message- I regularly fail at social media and did not mean to video call my bestie
1/2 of a now sadly half empty Red chili hot sauce in a to go package
A Samsung health alert showing me I used to walk A LOT more
Torture devices used on the feet for relief?
My little girl kitty happily making biscuits on me to show me she loves me- while looking at me like she wants to kill me right this second
It's always comforting to find your house keys left in the door overnight......😡
My very spoiled and generally angry cat with a grease stain on her face making her look mildly amused
Mail that has made its way into MY house. Gross.
The little girl safe in her amazon box, including the crunchy paper packaging. Plotting how to catch a penguin. ❤️
A toilet at work. Is it white with a chrome (?) Metal flushing part that sticks out? I'm a professional plumber, btw.
Picture of a stethoscope. Normally just annoying to wear, but combined with a sun burnt neck was hell
My cat- annoyed that I interrupted her grooming
A woman who CLEARLY should have applied sun screen on her now sunburnt cheeks and neck One day I'm going to die because someone thought I was responsible enough to adult
The little one cleaning/sharpening her death claws
Me walking my ass off today with over 15k steps
Oops I crapped my pants from Saturday night live
Just a picture of a small cat who I love and makes everything all better
The end scene in a movie. Sorry for spoilers. The song playing in the background is that overused maroon 5 song that makes me miss democracy
Behold the "gollo burro" green chili's with pork, whole pinto beans,oinions, cheese The world's best salsa is in the background
3 large bedbugs on a hospital stretcher
Why is it 76 degrees on December 24th?!?!?!?! Gross
Pair of the world's most uncomfortable shoes, literally a piece of wood with a leather strap
Soooo many new compression socks it's sad. 4 pairs of ocks of many colors and 4 pairs that are just purple and grey. But they'll make my feet happy!
Leftover Filet mignon stuffing from the Captial Grill night 1 and 2. It's on a kitchen counter and there's a succulent on a towel to classy up the pic
The dumbest woman alive. I've left my keys in overnight in my outside lock before and I thought that would have scared me into NEVER doing that again. Thankfully I had to take out the trash tonight or else leaving my keys in the outside lock would have happened again.
Reverse centaur
Prime trying to grift off the fans of one direction by offering the chance to rent or buy a movie from 2013. FFS
Absolutely stunning sunrise with clouds and a saguaro cactus and mountains in the background