Soph Warnes

@thatsoph.bsky.social

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Data & Graphics @ CNN. 📈👸 Priors: WSJ, ONS. Clearly a fan of acronyms. "Aggressive Door Opener". Likes: Cats, maps, stats 🐱🗺️📊 Fair Warning newsletter: https://fairwarning.substack.com

Screenshot of Strava summary: Afternoon run 2.67km, 9:33 /km with 5 achievements
Photo of a black cat staring at the camera. Text reads: how is it possible to wash yourself with fish poo liver sausage bum spit and still have fur that smells like vanilla cloud marshmallow sugar cookies?
25 January 1851: I've fallen in love or imagine that I have; went to a party and lost my head. Bought a horse which I don't need at all. - Leo Tolstoy
Map of England, Scotland and Wales dating from 878 showing the kingdom of Northumbria, Wessex, Mercia and then Danish or Norse territory
A board game. A mysterious board game.
Photo of a castle with the Argentinian flag on it
A man with a blue box on his back, from which comes out a hose and a spraying tool..he's spraying crops and looks like a budget Ghostbuster
Clay "people" planter
Leaves imprinted on a slab of clay
Kaspar Bastille, a tuxedo cat, sitting neatly on a sofa in front of a pillow that has a black cat in a uniform on it
Soph sat in a car with a Superman shirt on
Soph pictured at the top of a hill
Message 1: I think if I was a footballer my tactic would be to just throw myself at the other person Message 2: I think what I can't really fully understand, and I have realised this is a problem with me and sports generally - I can't hear the whistle, and so I can't follow what exactly is happening. Like I looked up and suddenly it's a free kick and they scored
Microscopic image of marine diatoms. They look like little weird shaped shards of glass.
Hard lines coffee and chocolate cookie
Kick-off time chaos - a timeline Around 7pm UK time on Friday reports from Mexico claim the kick-off time will be moved forward by six hours due to concerns around bad weather. English FA unaware of a potential change when the story first breaks England midfielder Morgan Rogers tells media an earlier kick-off time would benefit the team amid the unconfirmed reports. The England squad leave Kansas City on their flight to Mexico without knowing what the kick-off time will be. Around 9pm UK time on Friday, FIFA tells media they are giving serious consideration to changing the kick-off time. Around 11pm UK time on Friday, reports in Mexico start to claim there will be no change to the kick-off time. Just before midnight, FIFA confirms to media that Mexico vs England is to go ahead at the initial kick-off time. FIFA insists no decision was ever taken to move the game.
Elderport by Cwm Deri
Dubai chocolate crepe in foreground, wheel in background
Bowl of Mac and cheese with pulled pork with the senedd in the background
Two cats on the floor screaming at the camera
Boats seen from pont y werin
Some sort of big metal thing that looks like it is Something but apparently isn't?
A wild field of flowers on a hill
Photo of the top of a door which has "LOVE YOU, BYE" on it
Thermometer and hydrometer showing 25.5°C and 53% humidity
Pedro Alonso and Álvaro Morte singing and playing maracas
An A4 piece of art from Seville showing a tuxedo cat looking at oranges on a tree
A framed postcard of an advert from Seville. It features a half naked man coming out from a flower squeezing an orange under his arm and says "Sevilla's most authentic oranges".
Blurred cat face
Your closest match is: Zohran Mamdani
Photo showing air con and windows covered with heat reflecting foil
Map of where Soph is and where the extreme heat warning is
Some sort of makeshift air con and anti sun thing in a window
Cardboard being used to fill an open window
Terrarium colour plug socket
An A3 framed poster of a map of mythical beasts of the British and Irish isles
Javier saying to the camera "Jill, Amber and Justin, you ain't getting shit"
Question: "A spider ran towards me and I sprayed it with Raid. I swear I heard a hissing after I stopped. Can a house spider hiss if threatened, and can Raid kill it? (Unfortunately, it hid after I sprayed it, so I don't know if it is dead.)" There's a long answer but "Short answer: Spiders do not have vocal cords and cannot hiss."
A pamphlet called How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety
Acrobat standing on a circus ladder
If you liked Heated Rivalry, you should try House
Soph pictures in a circular white mirror
Why Elvis is a twat update: So Elvis firstly decided it would be fun to chase the sheep and lambs and biting them. So the Alpacas were moved to another field. Then Elvis decide it would be fun to spit and try jump on visitors. The final straw was when we had a school visit, Elvis took a real liking to one of the teachers and would not leave her alone. Poor teacher 🫣, she no longer likes Alpacas So Elvis is now on the naught step and will be back on attitude and walking training, wish me luck 😆
Close up of Soph's eyeball. It's green and brown and stuff.
Facebook photo from Rowhead Farm. The photo is of a brown alpaca looking into the camera with a smug face. Text says "there will be no alpaca walking on for the next couple of weeks as Elvis is a twat at the moment"
A section at the start of The Artist's Way which says how the process can lead to change and the universe furthers and expands that change.
Soph wielding a drill driver and holding a toolbox
Screenshot of a Google image result of a woman in a jaunty red hat, with the page headline "this springtime, consider the jaunty hat"
Soph sat in a car
Top-down view of Robinson Crusoe
A Whocult donut box
View of two children walking along a cliff top path
The garden at a restaurant
The front of the Wales Millennium Centre, which has "in these stones horizons sing" on it in English and Welsh
Tattoo of a leek
Photo of the presenters from For Wales See Wales
View from a yacht club
Choir of Man stage which looks like a pub