Alex

@thatsrite.bsky.social

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One armed man screaming while blood spurts from his other arm socket with the caption "That's why you always leave a note"
Jerry looking down at George on the floor with his pants down and saying "and you want to be my latex salesman"
Peter Sellers as Dr. Strangelove saying "IT REQUIRES ONLY THE WILL TO DO SO."
Cover art for PLAYER PIANO (1952) by Kurt Vonnegut, a crude drawing of an analog clock on a purple background
Me and a teammate on the ice with me looking like I can't move (because I'm a lousy skater)
Alita Battle Angel (2019)
A post on Bluesky linking to an interesting article about race and mythology
The viral list of funny, poorly generated "American" names from the 1994 Super Famicom game Fighting Baseball, the Japanese release of EA’s MLBPA Baseball.
A photo of the sea and One Direction (the boy band)
Peter Sellers as Dr. Strangelove, in a movie where he also played two other characters.
Uma Thurman as Venus posing in a seashell in The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
Our two orange cats, Gritty and DJ Salsa, sleeping next to each other in their little fuzzy cushion beds by the sliding doors
Cover art for Player Piano (1952) by Kurt Vonnegut, a crudely drawn clock on a purple background.
Our two orange cats, Gritty and DJ Salsa, doing what they do best, lying stretched out on the floor being lazy and looking gorgeous
Wikipedia entry for MLB player Johnny Dickshot
C-3PO telling Luke Skywalker "He excels at that, Sir"
the Spanish Inquisition scene from Monty Python but it reads "Nobody Expects Explosive Diarrhea"
a colorful bouncy castle
Highest paid player in the NHL, Leo Carlsson, claiming he always wanted to be a Duck, despite signing a $90M offer sheet with Philly.
The absolute GOAT, Peter Sellers
Poster for WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S but it's McConnel's face
When you start letting tinpot dictators make the rules for the world's most prominent sports federation, your credibility is hanging by a thread.
Bernie Sanders saying "Yeah, good. OK."
Scene from "Do the Right Thing" where John Turturro's character is explaining to Spike Lee's character how he can be racist but still love Magic Johnson and Prince.
bizarre Trump statue at Disney
Prison Mike from The Office
Pelosi and friends kneeling with African scarves on
Official Mexican Soccer Federation Adidas kicks
I'm most like Zohran!!
Photo of Darnell Nurse of the Edmonton Oilers with a caption about him requesting a trade
Maria singing to the Von Trapps
screengrab showing me blocked from seeing what Nick was responding to
Our two orange cats, Gritty and DJ Salsa, resting in their little cushions by the sliding doors so they can stare out at the birds on the lawn
i did the same google search and got the precise sunset time in my area without having to specify
One of our orange cats, DJ Salsa, asleep in a shrimp-like pose, on a fluffy purple beanbag cushion
Da Baby
Our savior, Dan Vladar, standing below the jumbotron before a game earlier this month against the Isles
Our large orange cat, Gritty, straddling his slightly smaller brother, DJ Salsa, who could take it or leave it
news article from 2010 about how Paul isn't certified as an opthomologist
Mon Mothma about to mention the many bothans who died to bring the death star plans to the Rebellio, with the caption "Many bothans were laid off to pay for this comp package"
Youppi, the orange muppet-like mascot of the Habs (formerly of the Expos)
In the movie STEPBROTHERS, John C. Reilly's dad says "We literally have never done any of those things"
Principal Skinner asking "Am I out of touch?" and then saying "No, it's the entire scientific community that is wrong"
Guy in red flannel shirt asking "WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?"
2026 Calendar with Star Wars-like cover called "Cat Wars" featuring cats with light sabers and sith electro shock hands
Pelosi clapping back sarcastically at Trump
Dr. Strangelove, bolting up from his wheelchair proclaiming "Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!"
Plotting my account right by "Progressive Left-Leaning Intelligensia" with "Leftist Arts and Sports Enthusiasts" and "Creative Professionals & Artists" in the vicinity.
Scene in STEP BROTHERS (2008) where a bunch of kids make Will Farrell's character lick dog poop.
Towlie, the talking towel from South Park, gettin' high in the snow...
A double decker chocolate cake with caramel frosting and pecans
All of the major NHL trophies (Stanley Cup, Art Ross, Vezina, Jennings, Richard, Lady Bing, Conn Smyth) on display at an NHL Award Show party in Toronto in 2007.
Shoresy and Laura Mohr. The courtship just melts my little Canadian heart.