The Deep Magic

@the-deep-magic.bsky.social

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A nightmare inexplicably torn from the pages of Kafka! (now with dashes instead of underscores)

Screenshot from user psychologyaspect on Instagram with the headline “Research Suggests Spending Money on Your Sister May Make You Happier Than Spending It On Yourself”
À brown lanyard with a series of yearly triangular badges 2018-2025, with blank space for 2026.
Huge ad on the side of a building featuring Moss and Williams for (presumably) à dark and gritty modern adaptation of the Baba Yaga myth simply called… YAGA.
Foreground: laptop screen with Trump speaking; background: TV screen with White House go boom (independence day)
Foreground: laptop screen with livestream from National Mall; background: TV screen with Bill Pullman as President Whitmore in Independence Day
The Deluxe BeDazzler (The Original, As Seen on TV!) out of its box, with instruction manual
In the stands of an NCAA basketball game, behind the glum-looking Duke bench, a gleeful Wake Forest fan holds up a poster board that reads “GOD HATES DUKE.”
Still from the show that clearly show one character floating in zero-gravity with a caption that says that in Season Nine, the characters “perform CPT in space.”
Squishmallow cheeseburger whose tag reads “Mike Beef”
A small blonde dachshund/yorkie reclines on a fluffy tuffet on the floor while a black German shepherd lounges on a loveseat. Both are looking at you and, yes, judging your choices.
Sean Connery wearing thigh high boots, red briefs, and suspenders and carrying a revolver (from Zardoz)
Advertisement email from clothing company Spirit Jersey, headline “Lore & Legends,” and the backs of four shirts: Pacific Northwest (with a drawing of Bigfoot), Siren, Mothman, and… A Friend of Dorothy (with a drawing of feet in high heels)
A lattice-crust pear and salted caramel pie resting atop an oven
Melted Kuchi Kopi (from Bob's Burgers) with top text "OH NO" and bottom text "I HAVE DPRSSION"
Circular merit badges for: Former Scout, Current Ranger Got into Indigo Ballroom Trapped by the Train Ate an Emergency Pretzel Got into Hall H
A purse covered in numerous round scout-like merit badges and a hand holding three badges: Trapped by the Train, Got into Indigo Ballroom, and Former Scout Current Ranger
Photo of laptop screen; relevant question asks “As a child did you amuse your friends by contorting your body into strange shapes OR could you do the splits”
Wake Forest fans at a basketball game holding a sign that says “God Hates Duke” over the head of the Duke players, as is right and just
Mostly solved word puzzle with the answer “ATTACHMENT LEADS TO SUFFERIN_”
A Twitter poem from user @krfabian (posted Mar 24, 2021): my name is Boat and wen im tired (but shipping werk is still required) then all I want is lyttle snooze i turn to side i blok the Sooz
Blue Texas Rangers ball cap with the T logo overlaying the word Texas so it reads “Tetas”
Screenshot of promo for NYT article: “Archaeologists in Egypt have identified a pharaoh’s tomb near the Valley of the Kings, in what Egyptian officials called the first excavation of a royal tomb since Tutankhamun’s burial chamber was unearthed over a century ago.” Below the text is a photo of a large hole leading up out of the ground.
A cross-stitch design on a reddish-brown background of a house with 31 internal boxes (one for each day of the month), each with a different spooky design. A banner in the center reads “Hallowe’en 2024.”
A Subaru fully painted with zebra stripes, complete with zebra figurines on the hood and roof, plus zebra print seat covers
The right wing of an airplane with a wildfire over the hills in the distance
Two alligators in a swamp, the one in the foreground is facing the camera (and is rotund)
Screenshot of email from United Healthcare with a large graphic that says “We want to hear from you”
White Christmas blanket with dogs in Santa suits and the text “Dauschund Through the Snow,” which is an EGREGIOUS misspelling of “dachshund.”
Digital mock-up of a future athletic stadium in the desert above a headline: “As Vegas stadium costs rise, bank vouches for Fisher family's ability to foot the bill”
A big black German shepherd standing behind a smaller gray old man of a mutt
A small Slurpee (peach lemonade flavor) in a Slurpee Day 2024 cup
A very handsome older dog wearing a bow tie and dickie smiles for the camera, a Christmas tree in the background
The head of Little Dog, perched upon a blanket-covered knee, his expression pensive, perhaps considering the futility of existence and the foibles of dogkind