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@the-imposter.bsky.social

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Your nerdy, gender affirming, leftist auntie. 🖖

It's an award ribbon with the words "I pooped today" on it
It's Maggie,the crusty white dog. She's wearing a sparkly green birthday hat and a sign that reads "Happy Birthday! To YOU!"
Results for the "which Evangelion character are you" quiz: 90% kaworu 30% misato 45% shiji 15% gendo 35% ritsuko 55% rei 20% asuka
It's a gif of Jonson, our favourite giant cockroach. He's raising his arms and proclaiming "shocking!"
It's a 2 panel hostess fruit pie ad featuring the Hulk. Teens are giving him pies and he responds with "Hulk like!! Also like humans today. May change mind tomorrow."
Patio furniture with a coating of snow. And like, it's way less snow than we had 2 weeks ago, but I am so fucking DONE with snow, you know??
It's Maggie, the crusty white dog wearing a frog costume. She does not look amused in the slightest.
Maggie, the crusty white dog sticks her tongue out at authority
Photo of the current state of my backyard. We just got about 10cm of snow and more is coming y'all. I am so tired of winter!
The Kool-aid man smashing through a wall. Text reads "someone: mentions Star Trek. Me:(and then it is implied I am the Kool-aid man)
It's the cat from "woman yells at cat" meme. It's trying to have a succulent meal, why is Wolverine yelling at it?
It's Maggie, the crusty white dog. She's wearing a party hat, which she hates. She is staring daggers at the camera. (But don't feel bad, she was compensated afterwards with ham)
Miguel is large grey short haired cat with gold-green eyes. He's laying on his back and looking up at the camera in a friendly, inviting way. Such a lovely soft tum-tum, wouldn't you love to pet it?
Maggie, the crusty white dog looks less than impressed as she wears a green party hat and a sign around her neck that reads "HAPPY BIRTHDAY! TO. YOU."
It's Maggie, the crusty white dog. She just woke up and her beard has bed head.
Uncooked tamale pie. It's beautiful.
It's a pi symbol shaped pastry cutter with a dusting of flour over it. It looks artistic as fuck.
It's a fairy door on a tree. The door is orange with bright, folk art style flowers on it.
Maggie, the crusty white dog is looking at the camera. Her beard is askew from having just woken up. She is disheveled, confused and wishes this wasn't happening.
Puppy Lotus playing with a cow stuffie. The cows legs get longer or shorter as you play. Shown with no front legs, very long back legs.
Forecast shows a temperature of minus 35, feels like minus 46. There is also the helpful caption that today's weather was 12 degrees higher than yesterday!
Current weather forecast. It's minus 38 Celsius with a windchill of minus 47. The high today is minus 29! IT. IS. COLD.
Image of the weather forecast. Currently -34c with a windchill of -43. It will be colder tomorrow.
It's Prince Namor, the Sub-Mariner. His outfit is a green scaley speedo and a pair of bracelets.
It's Cosmic Boy in his Cosmic Corset outfit. It his a neckline that plunges all the way to his undies. He is wearing gloves, but no pants. It's a very lingerie look. A person off panel holds up their hand to stop him. A speech bubble reads "Hold it! Not you, Cosmic Boy! Don't you remember, you're useless today!"
It's Maggie, the crusty white dog. She's wearing a Santa hat and has a little head tilt. She could fool someone into thinking she is an adorable puppy and not a horrible, sinful beast!
It's Maggie, the crusty white dog. She loves the new duvet and hates mornings. It is a close up of her face in bed as I try to explain the merits of getting up to her. You can tell from her expression that I am not being successful.
Victorian drawing of a woman shooting her suitor, their is the word "no" in the puff coming from her gun. I've labeled the woman "Becky" and the suitor "depression" Get 'em, Becky!
It's the Enterprise D. You know, from the Star Treks
It's Maggie, the crusty white dog. She is staring at the camera, assessing whether your "hello" will include freely given meat or if she must extract it from you...
It's Maggie, the crusty white dog. This is her before photo, looking extra crusty with overgrown, unkempt hair
Victorian Halloween greeting card. Drawing of a pumpkin man valet in an old timey car. He has wild eyes like the Philly mascot, Gritty. Text reads: you auto have a happy Halloween
Victorian Halloween greeting card. Drawing of a pumpkin man with human teeth, smiling way too widely at the full moon. He is holding a black cat by the scruff of its neck and it looks so DONE with this bullshit. Text reads: IS THIS YOUR PUSSY
Victorian Halloween greeting card. Drawing of a pumpkin man that has a sex pest look about him sits with a pretty maid with a crescent moon headband. Test read: a Halloween wish; on Halloween your slightest wish is likely to come true, so be careful or gobelins will spoil your wish for you
Victorian Halloween greeting card. Drawing of a bunch of creepy pumpkins watching as one pumpkin with an upsettingly human face is being sliced in half by an elf and a little pumpkin man
Victorian Halloween greeting card. Drawing of a witch and her black cat putting a hex on a pumpkin man in a top hat in a field of large mushrooms. Text reads: if you laugh at a witch on Halloween, you'll be turned into pumpkins like the man in this scene
Victorian Halloween greeting card. It has a drawing of a jaunty little pumpkin man with peanut shell shoes. Text reads: on Halloween if you hear a noise, don't stop and look behind you, because there's lots of awful things that'd just be glad to find you
It's Ant Tenna from Deltarune
It's Ant Tenna from Deltarune
Text reads: Poster: Aaronsmithtumblr Older forms of English kept latin's gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and tris is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviation. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiator. This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids. Poster: Val-ritz YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE
Image of someone lighting a molotov cocktail with the inspirational slogan "be the light you want to see in the world"
It's Maggie, the crusty white dog. She's standing in the yard, panting happily.
The child spelling translates to: Dear Norbert When is your birthday? From Lee Thanks for the necklace, you are very nice. From Joshua Hi From Jain
It's the supper described in the last post!
It's Maggie, the crusty white dog. She's gazing into the camera, looking cute and care free
It's Norbert's house. A little blue door decorated with white daisies attached to a tree.
Maggie the crusty white dog is looking sleepily at the camera, resting her head on a quilt. She's cute and cozy.
It's a bag of Wolong's famous nuts
It's Whimsy, the lab husky mix. Close up of her penetrating gaze.
3 flamingos in a silver convertible. Text reads: Get in loser, we're stealing cars and thumbs!
It's a Sleepy Donut emoji, giving double middle fingers. Text reads "MOTHER FUCKER"
It's the Kool-aid man bursting through a wall. Text reads: Someone: casually mentions Star Trek. Me:
It's Maggie, the crusty white dog. She's poking out of a blanket, her eyes pleading for it to not be morning.
"It's a girl" baby announcement with balloons and a cute cartoon bunny
It's Maggie, the crusty white dog, sticking her tongue out
Little door attached to a tree. There's some little patio furniture too
2001; a Space Odyssey. Close up of Dave's face as he says with awe: my god, it's full of stars
Bannock with saskatoon berry jam
It's hair! Step one ponytail with ribbon ready to braid
My result is Roz Commie whether you like it or not. You often feel alone, but when life gives you troubles, you say "fuck you" and kick it with glam. In fact, your survival seems to be based mostly on spite at this point. It's okay to relax and show yourself to your friends, let down, and enjoy a good cry. You're funny, but it doesn't overshadow the kindness you're capable of.