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The Magic the Gathering card Decimator Web, an artifact for (4) that reads "(4), (T): Target opponent loses 2 life, gets a poison counter, then puts the top six cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard." Notably, a player's starting life total is 20, starting library is typically 60, and a player with 10 poison counters loses the game.
The Deltarune character Noelle Holiday with a faintly manic, disturbed expression, celebrating the imminent release of Deltarune where nothing bad will happen to her in any way, shape, or form. Art courtesy of _MagentaGirl_ on Reddit.
A quote-tweet with the original asking "Who'd win in a fight" with images of Joel from The Last of Us and Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil, with the quote-tweet reading *Leon casually suplexing a 60 year old man* "Guess that's the Last of Him."
The Magic the Gathering card Land Tax, a one-mana white enchantment that reads "At the beginning of your upkeep, if an opponent controls more lands than you, you may search your library for up to three basic land cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle."
A white tanker truck with the words "Back off!" "Cum truck" "We ain't haulin' milk!" on it and Yosemite Sam dressed up as a moderately offensive representation of a native american.
Magic the Gathering card Gridlock, a blue Instant for XU. It reads "Tap X target nonland permanents." and depicts a busy intersection in the city of Ravnica, filled with vehicles going nowhere fast.
The cover image from DJ Khaled's album "Suffering from Success" depicting the artist, decked in finery, cradling his forehead in quiet resignation. I have no idea if the album of the person is any good, don't @ me.
A computer can never be spiteful or horny, therefor a computer must never make art.
The Magic the Gathering card Malik, Grim Manipulator. He's a 4/3 Legendary Human Rogue for 2RWB that reads "When Malik, Grim Manipulator enters the battlefield, you and target opponent each secretly chooses a creature that player controls. Then those choices are revealed, and that player sacrifices those creatures." and "Whenever an opponent sacrifices a creature, you create a Treasure token."
Lucy from the Peanuts saying "Christ, what an asshole."
A pink-furred rabbitfolk (a "Poon") from the game Atlyss, dozing off on a bench in front of the main shop.
The Minecraft "Render Distance" video setting set to its minimum distance of 2 Chunks.
The classic meme image of Ben Affleck wearing a blue shirt, jeans, and converse shoes, a cigarette in one hand, looking like he's actively visualizing his own death. Don't we all, Ben?
A pipe. (Okay it's the "This is not a pipe" image but with the indication of being an animated .GIF. It is not, however, and the caption has been replaced with "Ceci n'est pas un gif.")
The Magic the Gathering card Rashmi, Eternities Crafter. She's a 2/3 Legendary Elf Druid for 2GU who reads "Whenever you cast your first spell each turn, reveal the top card of your library. You may cast it without paying its mana cost if it's a spell with a lesser mana value. If you don't cast it, put it into your hand."
A fan-created panel of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure featuring Jesus Christ himself. The speech bubbles read: "But to formally introduce myself..." "My name is Joshua, son of Joseph." "Though my friends call me Jojo!" "You could call me by this name, Mary."
The Magic: the Gathering card Betrayal. This particular version is from Visions, and is an Enchant Creature for U that reads "Play only on a creature an opponent controls." and "If enchanted creature becomes tapped, draw a card." The flavor text reads "'Sometimes a burden can be borne only on the shoulders of a willing enemy.' - Suq'Ata aphorism" and the art depicts... some ambiguous act of betrayal between two characters. I'll be honest, it's a little hard to make out.
The Magic the Gathering card Eastfarthing Farmer, a 2/3 for 2W that, notably, looks remarkably like Shivam.
The Magic the Gathering card Xolatoyac, the Smiling Flood. It's a 6/6 Legendary Creature - Salamander Serpent for 4GU that reads "Whenever Xolatoyac, the Smiling Flood enters the battlefield or attacks, put a flood counter on target land. That land is an Island in addition to its other types for as long as it has a flood counter on it." and "At the beginning of your end step, untap each permanent you control with a counter on it." It depicts a giant axolotl sea serpent creature flooding the surrounding landscape. With a smile, because even at their most destructive axolotls are some goofy goobers.
This is not a gif. It is, however, an image of a pipe with "This is not a gif" written in french below it, and the "GIF" indicator icon in the middle of it, indicating that it is a gif, even though it is not.
Gojo from the anime series Jujutsu Kaisen, a white-haired young man wearing a blindfold, with the words "I see" subtitled below him.
A poorly drawn yellow star with "there was an attempt" written in comic sans in the middle of it.
A four-panel comic depicting "The Devil's Egg", showing a man using half of a hard-boiled egg as an improvised pipe for some weed. I, personally, would not recommend doing this, but I'm not your Dad so go nuts I guess.
A twitter exchange between a user and the official Xbox account clarifying that the video game Hollow Knight Silksong was definitely coming out within 12 months of the posting date, June 12th 2022. Silksong is, notably, not out yet.
The Magic: the Gathering card Ichor Slick. It's a black sorcery spell with a cost of 2B and the text "Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn." "Cycling 2" and "Madness 3B" The art depicts a man and a horse being dragged down into a swamp by inky tendrils and slime.
A pixel-art ghost next to the words "it is a mystery" on a white background.
The Kid from Bastion carrying Zulf. He's been struck by arrows, he's bleeding, but he's still walking forwards.