The Goose

@theaugoosetus.bsky.social

501 Followers 319 Following

honk. he/him/his

The Warpstone from Star Fox Adventures
A Gadsden Flag with “Don’t” and “On Me” removed, leaving only “Tread” remaining
Row One: Mario Kart 9, June Release, Switch 1 controllers work on Switch 2, Metaphor Re:Fantazio, Chibi-Robo Row Two: Switch 1 Upgrades System, Elden Ring, Star Fox, New Console on NSO, LCD screen Row Three: Halo, $399 Price Point, FREE, Fire Emblem, Donkey Kong Row Four: 3D Mario, Hades II, Yooka-Replaylee, Metroid Prime 4, FFVII Remake Row Five: EA Sports, Kirby, Silksong, Legends Z-A, New IP
Bruce Wayne looking at the Batman outfit on a stand. Bruce is labelled “Me” and the suit is labelled “my stage blacks and c-wrench”
Switch 2 promo render
An indigo DOL-001 GameCube and matching controller. It is plugged in and on.
The post has been edited to stop at “honk”
Xbox Year in Review 2024. Total Playtime was 216h. My top three games were Elden Ring, Halo Infinite, and Halo: MCC
As the tweet stated, I’m wearing a ski mask that is extremely tight. You c a see every countour of my nose, jaw, and lips. It also makes my cheekbones look insanely good.im also wearing a black jacket, pink ski goggles, and am giving a thumbs up. A cobalt weddding ring is seen on my hand in the corner of the picture
Facebook post from my local FB group featuring a picture of the turkey in the street. The caption says “this guy caused a ruckus on his intersection. 3 car collision. Hold it down, brother 🫡 💪”
A BlueSky notifications tab featuring a new follower with the username @watchmyporn.bsky.social
This and the other images are the Google result for “skeleton on bench.” There’s so many images
A bakery window with croissants. The label is in bad cursive and looks like it says croiggant
A goose lurching towards the camera. A human eye with makeup and a heavily arched eyebrow is superimposed on the eye facing the camera.
Geese standing and facing each other. The emoji of a handshake has been added between them to make it look as tho the geese are shaking hands
Nintendo and HAL’s Kirby
A list of muted words and tags. The list consists of the following: hellsite, elder, skeet, the other app, the other site, X, twatter, Twitter
The described Xbox controller on a brown dinner table
Cutoff of aforementioned gay yoda smoking a blunt
A text exchange with @memetazaa. My text says “I’m not getting on a tandem sex swing with you.” His reply says “youre so fucking fake.”
A photoshopped image of a goose that adds a white Pikmin stem with a purple bud
A black, white, and grey goose looking utterly SHOCKED and dismayed
scene from Charlie the Unicorn in which Charlie states “Ahh, that took my freakin kidney”
A letter from the Selective Service System. The name and address have been blurred
A golden sculpture of four monkeys in a row. From left to right, they cover their mouth, eyes, ears, and genitals.
A black cat with wide yellow eyes and circular pupils. His tongue is fully out.
An email preview displaying a message from Kamala Harris. The subject says “Christopher, I need you to harness your power…”
A screenshot of the iPhone texting app. Pinned to the top is a message from a contact named “Best Wife Ever” that says “Maybe we play halo in an hour or so?”
Little Caesars pizza box with the slogan “consume every slice”
Two images. A DreamCast, and that same DreamCast with the disc tray open, showing Sonic Adventure
Image from Shadow of the Colossus (remake) photo mode. Wander is riding Agro in a field near the main temple as an eagle swoops by.
Menu page for the Wii Forecast Channel
The key art for Outer Wilds
Five unused BlueSky invite codes
My new PS3, completely disassembled
My Netflix app telling me I was logged into my Xbox 360
A stop sign. Immediately under it is a sign that says “3-way”
A goose holding a flower, posing dramatically
My notification tab on this app, showing two very botlike and similarly-formatted usernames that joined with my codes
Horrendous slide-on slippers that look like realistic fish. The mouth of the fish is open and you can see the wearer’s toes inside of it.
A dog wearing a mask of Daredevil from Marvel Comics. This image is from a Tik Tok trend where this dog would be filmed with an edgy song in the background and the caption would say things like my skeet’s caption— it’s a way to make fun of people trying to sound cool or edgy