Bad

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I'm Bad from thebad.website I make smuggies and other sillies French version at @lemauvais.site Have a nice day and a beautiful life!

[a character with a triangular head speaks] There's two main things I dislike about leftists* 1. They're fascists 2. They're antifascists [a tiny version of the same character pops out of a frame to add something] *this all makes sense somehow
[characters surround a flowchart] Do you agree with me ideologically? - No: Then you are not a leftist - Yes: Proceed Did you ever disagree with me online? - Yes: Then you are not a leftist - No: Proceed Have you ever read theory? - No: Then you are not a leftist - Yes: Proceed Did you reach the same conclusions as me? No: Then you are not a leftist Yes: Proceed Do you believe in left unity? Yes: ??? -> just kidding -> loop back to the same question No: Proceed Are you to my left or to my right ideologically? Right: Then you are not a leftist Left: I hate you because you are a tankie -> Bruh -> Then you are not a leftist We agree: I hate you because you are a liberal -> Wait what -> Then you are not a leftist
[a pissed off character with a weird looking head speaks] I dislike this thing, therefore everyone else should dislike it too
[this entire comic is drawn in the style of Nazca lines] [a human character stands by a ballot box, pondering] Hmm… Today, I will vote for "President stabs people in the back" [the human character is now shocked, a knife through their body] I have been stabbed in the back I could have never predicted this outcome [a happy knife smiles while walking through a landscape] [a bird and a sun stand between repeating words] Repeat the cycle Repeat the cycle Repeat the cycle Repeat the cycle Repeat the cycle
[a car jumps over a bunch of tied up characters, in front of a huge crowd] THE BIG JUMP
[a purple character crashes through the canvas, looking proud] It's me ! [they are now grinning, pointing to themselves] I'm the person from your comic! [they are now pointing at us while looking smug] You thought you were drawing a strawman… …but here I am in the flesh!
[a character about to slam a card on a table] Me [the card about to be slammed] The sneeze that’s been trying to come out for the past two minutes [the stack of cards about to be slammed] My cats chilling next to me
[two characters are talking] Vaccines have saved millions of lives you know [a blue character points at them proudly] Heh, look at those idiots over there, they believe in the most obvious propaganda
[below an IRONY ONLY sign, at a desk showing a dog about to be kicked, a yellow character reassures us] Don't worry, it's all irony! Here at the ironic dog kicker club we are just pretending to be dog kickers in order to mock real dog kickers
[an angry disgusting orange slug is surrounded by text] Women must have a positive image of men. It is their social duty. Women must have a positive image of men. It is their social duty. Women must have a positive image of men. It is their social duty. [repeated ad nauseam]
[a character is smiling in bliss while lighting up a crack pipe, below the text] WORKS CITED
[behind a lectern, a slightly shady red character is giving a speech to a mixed crowd at the 1ST CONGRESS] So uh… we've reached the next stage, the proletarian state is about to wither away now… any minute now, trust…
[a green character is crawling on the floor, in distress, while a boot worn by an orange leg is crushing them] [a purple character intrudes, looking at the scene from behind a wall, speaking to us] I feel bad for orange people, the boots they have been provided are cheap and are hurting their feet… :(
[a wide character looks smug with a wide smile] Your ideology is wrong and can't work because "human nature" is to exploit others [a thought bubble is connected to their head] I really really want to exploit others, exploiting or being exploited is the only way I can picture society please God I play that you let me become an exploiter I dream of it every day
[Kropotkin is looking at us with a loving smile hidden by his big bushy beard] A revolution is more than the destruction of a political system. It implies the awakening of human intelligence, the increasing of the inventive spirit tenfold, a hundredfold; it is the dawn of a new science - the science of men like Laplace, Lamarck, Lavoisier. It is a revolution in the minds of men, more than in their institutions. - Peter Kropotkin The conquest of bread 1982
[a poor redrawing of the squidwards looking shocked meme] When I'm in a corruption competition and my opponent is FIFA
[we are shown a trolley problem, except the trolley is headed towards a rail with a lot of people tied on it, while the other rail is clear of people, the person holding the lever is talking while looking neutral] I could easily reroute this train so that it does not kill anybody but I bet a lot of money on that train hitting people so… RIP my dudes :) [one of the tied people is speaking] say wallahi brother
The house was not built by its owner. It was erected, decorated, and furnished by innumerable workers - in the timber yard, the brick field, and the workshop, toiling for dear life at minimum wage. The money spent by the owner was not the product of his own toil. It was amassed, like all other riches, by paying the workers two-thirds or only a half of what was their due. Moreover - and it is here that the enormity of the whole proceeding becomes most glaring - the house owes its actual value to the profit which the owner can make out of it. Now, this profit results from the fact that his house is built in a town possessing bridges, quays, and fine public buildings. A house in certain parts of Paris may be valued at thousands of pounds sterling, not because thousands of pounds’ worth of labour have been expended on that particular house, but because it is in Paris; because for centuries workmen, artists, thinkers, and men of learning and letters have contributed to make Paris what it is today - a centre of industry, commerce, politics, art, and science; its streets are household words in foreign countries as well as at home; because it is the fruit of eighteen centuries of toil, the work of fifty generations of the whole French nation. Who, then, can appropriate to himself the tiniest plot of ground, or the meanest building, without committing a flagrant injustice?
[an anarchist, a communist, a social democrat, an anarcho-capitalist, and a fascist are all sharing the same thought bubble] I can't wait for the next crisis of capitalism so that people realize my ideology is the only solution
[poorly drawn J Jonah Jameson is having a deep laugh] And then they said… If you're a conservative, then why not help conserve the environment?
[a yellow character stares at us with a wide creepy smile] Why does everything feel so tense these days? Anyway, here's a list of "enemies" I want to see jailed
[a lime green character stares at us with a wide creepy smile] Society feels too violent We can solve this by militarizing the police
[a TV screen is full of information] LIVE DEADLY SUPERMARKET MIXUP SHOCK INVESTIGATION HE THOUGHT HE WAS BUYING COOKING OIL IT WAS MOTOR OIL [a character is shown confusedly holding a bottle of motor oil with a skull on it] LIVE REACTIONS "This is outrageous" - Jennifer, 38 "We need to do something" - Mark, 62 "How could he have known" - Amy, 27 "What else are they lying about" - Kevin, 41 24/7 NEWS SHOULD "MOTOR" OIL BE BANNED? CONSUMER ALERT: AUTHORITIES CONSIDER NEW RULES TO PREVENT DANGEROUS LABEL CONFUSION
[an arrow is labeled] THE HITLER SCALE [and shows the following levels, from least to most] - The proletariat - The bourgeoisie - Hitler - My neighbor who left for a trip and left his never ending insufferably loud alarm clock on at 6:00 AM and 6:15 AM every day
[a yellow character in a suit is pleading, looking desperate] Damn, climate change is getting really bad, we should probably do something about it [a huge arrow points at the yellow character] Elected official and/or ultra rich person who has the power to do something about climate change
[in an office, at a meeting table, yellow, wearing a tie, asks a question] Would you work more hours if your survival was on the line? [blue, anxious] I uh… I'd rather be paid more [yellow gets up from their chair, angrily pointing at blue] That's not what we asked [blue is at a loss for words]
[blue, sideways and blobby] Dramatic way to describe a cartoon for toddlers. You're just using bourgeoisspeak to say "children watch videos and then watch more videos" in a convoluted way, as if Cocomelon YouTube had become a self-aware industrial power directing the development of civilization from a hidden command bunker beneath the Earth [green, lengthy and wavy] Which it hasn't? [a brown structure is below both characters] HERE LIES THE COCOBUNKER IT WILL NEVER BE ADDRESSED AGAIN
[blue, speaking] Dialectics isn't real. Every time I hear somebody explain dialectics, the explanation consists of two unrelated things, declaring them contradictory, then announcing that history has somehow magically emerged from the contradiction. It feels less like a method of analysis and more of a machine designed to convert observations into paragraphs. If I said ass and rain form a contradiction you'd laugh at me, but if I said "replace ass with bourgeoisie" you'd go damn this is theory.
SOUTH AMERICAN ELECTIONS [two different people are being portrayed side by side] Gabriela Rosa Sympatica Elementary school teacher Beloved by her community Wants to improve lives [portrait of a smiling woman in overalls] Diego Hitlerio de la Junta Son of a previous dictator Went to jail for corruption Wants to sterilize natives [portrait of a frowning nasty looking character in military gear] Temporary results (98% ballots counted): [Gabriela] 49.9999% [Diego] 50.0001%
A t-shirt on which is a meme: [people playing a card game] YO [slamming] EL PROBLEMA ES EL CAPITALISMO [onto] una conversacion casual
I don't understand why the concept of economic violence isn't more mainstream. Few people seem to use it, even in academic and activist circles. We have enough resources to give everyone a decent life. Not taking those resources to share them with everyone is a conscious choice by the state and other actors of power. When we do austerity politics, it is a form of economic violence: common folk are asked to suffer in ways that can be extreme (and lethal) so that the rich don't have to share. Words hold power, and labeling things correctly helps give them more meaning. Austerity is an euphemism. Economic violence is more descriptive.
[arms crossed, a character looks skeptical] I don't believe in Hitler because I've never seen him with my own eyes [in the background, Hitler's ghost looks on, faintly visible, looking disappointed]
A character slamming a card on a table
[blue, looking quite sad, is sitting in a warzone, in military gear] War… War is hell… [blue is now suffering from PTSD, holding their head in anguish] War is horrible. I was a soldier. It was by far the most horrifying, most traumatizing part of my life [green, curious, asks blue a question] Well then maybe we should stop getting involved in wars? [blue, furious with rage, aggressively pointing at green] SHUT UP YOU ANTIPATRIOTIC WOKELING YOU ARE TRYING TO RUIN SOCIETY
An Instagram ad using my art
[a character looks pissed at a sheet of paper, on which they are doing their best to draw an wobbly anarchist logo] Dear diary, It can be really hard to draw clean lines When you have no rulers
[a cute butterfly is smiling] I used to be a caterpillar, but now I am a butterfly, so please stop referring to me as a caterpillar, thank you! [an orange character is fuming mad, raging beyond rage, pointing angrily at the butterfly while clenching their other fist] YOUR MERE EXISTENCE ANGERS ME SO MUCH
A shirt with a picture of a cat sleeping on it
[French writer Anatole France is drawn wearing a flowery tie] The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread -Anatole France
[Jesus sits on a rock, speaking] A new command I give you: Love one another [an angry character talks back to Jesus] What if they're something bad like gay, trans, brown, or communist though? [Jesus is facepalming on his rock] I don't want to be a messiah anymore
[a point of view is shown of a car being driven on a road at night]\ \ [a character is shown taking off their glasses, smiling]\ \ [every light on the road has now become distorted and blinding]\ \ [the character rages, their eyes blinded by light]
[two characters are sittiing at the same table, talking] [blue, happy, holding a document] The date for the wedding has been set! [purple, curious and a bit confused] Wait, did you even ask her out? [blue, still happy] Nah, she doesn't even know me yet [purple facepalms with gusto and cringes] ...
[a concerned looking character is shrugging] You often talk about [thing 1], but we never hear you talking about [thing 2], why is that? [an arrow point to the character] Does not care about [thing 2]
[blue] If you could push a button that gives you a hundred thousand dollars but a random person dies, would you do it?  [yellow, cautious] Interesting thought experiment… intuitively, I'd say no, but it's worth thinking about… it's a genuine moral dilemma in a capitalist world: there's a dialectic between our desires and the common good… MEANWHILE, BILLIONAIRES [an orange guy in a suit is shown with a terrifying grin pushing as many buttons as possible at once on a table, slamming one of the buttons, and even using their foot to press an extra one]
[a bright green line goes up on a chart] Record profits! Congratulations, your boss is getting richer! This means nothing to you though, you get nothing out of it
[a grinning man in an expensive suit, wearing a top hat and a monocle, is speaking] Salutations, I am Baron Von Profit, welcome to my show "The Line" Today, we'll learn about stock market basics and how charts affect your life
IN THE LORE [a massive sword full of demonic vibes] The Ultimate Blade of El'Gronkhar is a weapon so destructive only gods can wield it, with great difficulty. It has been used to erase entire civilizations, its last usage left a 100km wide crater on the surface of the planet. Forged by a technologically superior alien race, infused by a pact with the devil itself. IN THE GAME [the same sword is now show pixelated and looking bland] ULTIMATE BLADE OF EL'GRONKHAR Unique weapon 12 damage 18 durability +1 to all demon skills +20% critical chance Glows when equipped You can upgrade this weapon at your personal forge using 20 shards of glass and two animal pelts
[smug, brash looking blue is leaning against a wall, speaking, holding a finger] I find a lot of women misunderstand the term "mansplaining" I often have to explain what it means to them in great detail [in front of blue, purple is staring at us with an extremely tired look]
[green and blue are clinking champagne glasses, looking happy] [green] Finally! We've defeated fascism, they are removed from power! [blue] What a struggle that was, time to celebrate
[orange, smug] I am a free speech warrior, I am literally willing to DIE to protect your right to speak freely [green, smiling] I have pronouns and reactionaries are cringe [orange is portrayed panicking, in the process of transforming into a giant snowflake]
[green, speaking, looking smug] Okay, hear me out, here's the plan… We go full apathy, basically we let capitalism fully spiral out into fascism. Once it's done, people will rise up and the system will collapse under its own weight. From its ashes, with our help, a better society will rise. This is how we win. [we now see that green is tied up in front of a bleak wall, along with a group of other people, being aimed at by a firing squad of characters in fascist uniforms] [green, smiling] OK? [blue, pissed] Dude…
[a graph of SMUGCRAFT FIGHTERS PLAYER COUNT OVER TIME is steadily rising] [orange] It's the one and only game worth playing, if you play anything else you suck [blue, grinning] You are having trouble? Skill issue, try harder noob, go commit die IRL lmao [yellow] Casuals are the worst, uninstall and go play my little pony instead [the SMUGCRAFT FIGHTERS PLAYER COUNT OVER TIME graph now shows a steady decline] [yellow, confused] Why is the game dying? Smugcraft Fighters is the best game around, are people stupid? [orange] New people don't seem to stick around, this is weird, I don't get it [blue, still grinning] It must be because they are noskill casual noob losers who can't play for shit!
[a sign reads FEMINIST CONFERENCE next to a closed door, a blue character shrugs and says…] I don't care [next to the same door, the sign now says RESTRICTED FEMINIST CONFERENCE WOMEN ONLY, there are now four blue characters desperately banging on the door, one is reduced to tears on the floor, they are shouting] DISCRIMINATION SO UNFAIR!!!! LET US IINN!! MISANDRY
EASY WAY TO REMEMBER HOW TO USE YOUR SCREWDRIVER [a screwdriver is unscrewing a screw by turning counter-clockwise] The LEFT liberates the screw from its oppression [a screwdriver is screwing a screw by turning clockwise] The RIGHT tightens the screw's place in the social order imposed to it
[an orange character is speaking, smugly] I vote far right because I hate immigrants who come to our country and do not adopt its culture [from their brain, a thought bubble emerges which shows a sunny thai landscape, in which orange is chilling on a deck chair by the sea, drinking coconut juice and smiling, clearly enjoying life] I dream of having enough money to move/retire to Thailand and never learn the language or adopt the culture
THEN [in a beautiful countryside village, two characters are talking] [yellow, satisfied] Things are good, harvests are bountiful [purple, arms crossed] All thanks to the leadership of our dear leader NOW [the village is in ruins, the landscape has gone gray] [yellow, pissed] Times are bad, people are starving [purple, angry] This is because of the poor work of the underlings