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UK just not going to bother learning new Prime Minister’s name
Canadians just so goddamn tired of this bullshit
Retro Fun! Wildfire smoke blankets Ontario in Instagram’s old Valencia filter!
Study: Best way to get rid of a body is to check it as luggage with Air Canada
ICE to deport losers of Canada - Morocco match, also winners
Spike Lee, in Knicks garb, yells in the middle of a wedding.
Trudeau still waiting by phone for invite to Swift, Kelce wedding
David Eby standing in front of a pipeline
Aging Canada tells everyone it’s turning 150 again
Canada faces South Africa for right to revoke Elon Musk’s Canadian citizenship
Zelensky asks Trump why he “hasn’t said thank you” for Ukraine kicking Russia’s ass
World's first trillionaire celebrates by tweeting racist memes and ignoring his 14 children
Everything Canadian that Albertans will be able to keep after separating, according to Alberta Separatists
News In Photo: Cabinet too busy praising President's virility to notice he's been clinically dead for 8 minutes
Secret Service encourages public to baselessly speculate online until more details of White House Correspondents Dinner shooting emerge
Photo of astronaut with headline that says "Returning astronauts waiting for right moment to bring up the "bad thing""
Artemis II mission returns successfully with the moon
Melania Trump insists she definitely never hunted children for sport on Epstein Island from 2003-2007
Cute photo-op destroys Artemis II mission as Canadian uncorks maple syrup
Trump clarifies that civilization he intends to end is America
Trump tweeting to threaten war crimes and praise Allah. On Easter.
An absolutely shredded guy playing Jesus, holding a crucifix. Headline "Passion play using distractingly hot Christ"
Carney reminds Canadian Artemis II astronauts to save all receipts from Moon