Clippy was the first AI assistant

@thebeernerd.bsky.social

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Advocate to bring a Buc-ee’s to New Jersey and Bluesky’s PREMIERE New Jersey Devils fan. Yes I am the actual Beer Nerd

Linda, a female orange tabby cat, and Zaria, a female tortie cat, sitting across from each other on a carpet
Spotify Playlist search for “Tate” with a bunch of her songs showing. The message at the bottom says “removed Signs.”
Forum post excerpt of a Page Six article: “It's all over before it started. Tate McRae, 23, and New Jersey Devils center Jack Hughes, 25, have officially called it quits, Page Six can confirm - and the split appears to be icier than a hockey rink. We hear the NHL star has been blabbing to pals that he broke up with the "Exes" singer before they had a chance to publicly confirm their romance. (highlight)One source told us Hughes ultimately ended the relationship because he started seeing "red flags."(/highlight) They added he has already moved on and has started dating other people.”
Website for Grungo Law with the slogan “Pray For Peace, Prepare For Trial”
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Cook from Wario Land 2- a small pink creature wearing an apron and a chef’s hat and holding a fork with a slice of cake on the end of it
Plate with chopped-off sausage links, cole slaw, french fries, fresh fruit, and ketchup
A flyer for unshyness.com with a word bubble that says “It isn’t charisma if it disappears when you’re sober”
A greeting card with “Young Black and Educated” under the category of “sympathy”
Tag search page on Archive of Our Own, an online fanfic website. The name “Jack Hughes” is in the Tag Name field
A box of fake grass sitting on a cafe table at the coffee shop City Cafe. There is a paper with a QR code for “Digital Dine-In” at table 111.
Honorary NYC Dog Mayor Pawmaries- Round 2 Wednesday, July 29 Mango the Golden Retriever vs. Enzo the Beagle-Terrier Mix Caption from the NYC Dog Mayor’s IG account: “Voting starts at midnight tonight in the second round of the race for Honorary NYC Dog Mayor!”
The PlayStation Boycott Preservation group DoesltPlay have taken the lead in active resistance to PlayStation's plan to end physical disk production by asking players to "participate in an economic and gameplay blackout" from August 23rd to August 30th.
Google search for ADISC, with results from r/ABDL and DeviantArt mentioning that ADISC.org (the forum for adult babies and diaper lovers) will be shutting down
Foster toddler wearing an orange beanie and a Jalen Brunson New York Knicks shirt. Her face is covered with the 👶🏽 emoji
King from Tekken
DNA Tests are Uncovering the True Prevalence of Incest BY SARAH ZHANG
Dean the basset hound with a large stick in his mouth. The stick is large enough that his mouth is curled up into a smile. The caption says “taking my stick for a walk”
An Instagram post from user “pooomama” showing off handmake chihuahua dresses, one of which has the beaver mascot from Buc-ee’s in various color schemes
Ad showing off a bottle of Dr. Bronner’s soap with a rainbow label on it and the ACLU logo prominently displayed along with many, many words. The caption says, “Every bottle of Pride Soap sold enables our support of the ACLU Foundation” with a reminder that says “Limited time!” and a link to buy a bottle with the words “Shop now”
Picture of a corgi wearing a birthday hat sitting on a couch with some gifts next to him. The chosen song attached to the Instagram post is “Smile, It’s Your Birthday” from an AI account called “AI IRIE FM”
Einstein, a wire haired “dachshund”, staring smugly out of a VW wagon bed
Wojak-esque image of an ugly, bald, squish-faced man with a shirt that has the design of the English flag on it
Lovevery book with the title “Graham Turns Dead” with a picture of a toddler with finger paint on his arms
Instagram story from “nycmayor” of an inside of a subway car with Brazilian flags on the ad space. The caption says, “Catch a FIFA train? Add yours and tag @nycmayor!” along with a checklist showing off all the train combinations
Email text: New majority for the Brooklyn Dems, County Committee meeting July 20 Hi County Committee members and friends in AD44. I'm excited to report that the Brooklyn Can't Wait coalition won 8 out of 9 contested District Leader races, and the coalition now holds 22 seats, a majority. This means this coalition will have an opportunity to elect a new party chair in September and finally start to build a local party that will welcome grassroots participation and turn the page on corruption and pay-to-play politics. Thanks to everyone who pitched in to make this victory possible. Follow brooklyncantwait and newkingsdems on social media for news about the new party leadership, coming soon!
The Athletic article: “Gout Gout to miss Under- 20 World Athletics Championships after hamstring tear - ‘I'm very disappointed' Gout was selected by Australia to compete in the 200m and 4x100m relay”
Plate with forks and a dumpling that looks like a pig on it. The IG story caption reads, “Long story short I took a gondola to a sand boat that drove me to water park in a desert where inflatable people danced around to Al music. See ya tomorrow! 😂🫡”
HF Boards thread by Mulletman: “If Austin gets a team the NHL would be wise to team up with Joe Rogan”
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Doge shiba inu on the left: “Hey man good to see you!” Doge shiba inu on the right: “You too! What’s up?” Panel 2: Doge Shiba Inu looking angry and saying “I’m good bro, I was on my way to grab lunch and- Ah geez, here comes the Leftist Meme” Panel three: Doge Shiba Inu with a lot of small, unreadable text in front of it. Two other Doge Shiba Inus talk to each other: “What is he saying?” “It’s literally an essay I can’t read it bro”
Fat ugly English man with two bottom teeth in the crowd at a Manchester United/Norwich City Premier League match
Flags & Freedom special World Cup edition BuzzBall (vodka version) with head of toddler with American flag ribbons in front of it
New York Times Facebook update: The Vatican on Thursday excommunicated all formal followers of a breakaway conservative faction of the Roman Catholic Church, a day after its leaders defied a personal plea from Pope Leo XIV and consecrated four new bishops without his permission. Image of four bishops with the caption “Vatican Excommunicates Breakaway Group, in First Major Crisis for Pope Leo”
Avengers game for PS4
All 12 Panini stickers available on Coke and Coke Zero bottles for sale. From the top row L-R: Harry Kane (England), Virgil Van Dijk (Netherlands), Lautaro Martínez (Argentina), Santiago Giménez (Mexico), Antonee Robinson (USA), Lamine Yamal (Spain), Jefferson Lerma (Colombia), Gabriel Magalhães (Brazil), Alphonso Davies (Canada), Weston McKennie (USA), Joshua Kimmich (Germany), and Edson Álvarez (Mexico)
One of the Wiggles playing a banjo wearing suspenders and a cowboy hat
Mush overnight oats
Image showing off a darkenedthumbnail teaser for “Vancouver Canucks: A Legacy of Failure” and “Tomorrow: 6-26-2026” in bright white letters. Today is 6/26/2026
Hosico, a fat orange cat, with his nose in a flower. The Instagram caption says, “My test results came back, and the progress is positive; my creatinine level has dropped! I have chronic kidney disease, and from now on, I'll always eat Renal wet food and drink plenty of water. Instead of water, Mommy is now giving me Purina Hydra Care liquid food. I'm still feeding from a syringe, and I love it. 😻”
Sleeping AI website with a disclaimer NOTICE: SUNSETTING SLEEPING DISCO The Sleeping-DISCO dataset has been permanently decommissioned and completely purged from all Sleeping Al infrastructure and operational servers. This absolute erasure was executed proactively by our team in response to emerging public controversies, localized targeting behaviors, and escalating incidents of doxing that compromised the personal security, privacy, and individual liberties of independent authors. Sleeping Al explicitly clarifies that Sleeping-DISCO was strictly a metadata repository; at no point did the dataset host, index, or distribute any copyrighted audio, video, or external multimedia content, nor were any generative Al models ever trained on this metadata. By completely eliminating the repository, Sleeping Al has removed the vector being used to target independent creators, rendering any further disputes or data removal requests entirely moot.
Car with a bumper sticker on the upper right corner of the back window that says “Soltero porque todas mienten” (“single because all women lie”). The “o” in “soltero” is a sad face, the “t” in “todas” has devil horns, and the “o” in “todas” is a heart with a skull and crossbones inside of it
You cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby.
CGI gummy bear singing a song in front of the Hollywood sign and a car
Email to me alerting that I’m now using Gemini on my Apple device
A flyer at Washington Square Park in NYC for the Polymarket Jalen Brunson Look Alike Contest, Wednesday June 17 at 6pm (EST) in Washington Square Park. It promises a $5,000 cash prize and “more!”
More Giants: MLB has weighed in: Writing Bible verses on Pride Night caps as a plausible-deniability protest is against the rules. And it's always "read Grant Brisbee" from me, but I thought he interpreted this situation particularly well.
Facebook group post, name and face redacted “This is a strange one. Have some Scottish Soccer Fans staying in the Airbnb. One of them has lost his teeth I believe somewhere walking between Oysterman and the Hibernian. If you see them please let me know. Thanks in advance.”
The Athletic article: “FIFA wants you to 'relax and chill'. But ordered a World Cup bong be destroyed The bong on display in Cosmic Charlie's, and the bong after it had to be destroyed by the shop's owners”
New York Post Lifestyle Outrage as Rod Stewart seen drinking at Scotland game — after canceling CA show just 40 minutes before it began
Hollywood Reporter article: Controversial Musical ‘Slam Frank' Announces Move to Off-Broadway With Provocative Campaign Tickets for the play, which reimagines Anne Frank's story through an intersectional, multiethnic, genderqueer, Afro-Latin hip-hop lens, go on sale June 12.
Ad for a tower defense game called Age of Origins. The ad shows a first-person view of a chain gun, below that is a Coca-Cola truck, and behind that is a giant weird looking bald man in a polka dot dress
Mr. Burns looking at a shocked Smithers with the caption, “Have Michael Rubin killed.”
Large tray of baked ziti
Athletic article “Ball strike system: Why MLB catchers are getting hit in the groin more often (Stock image of a catcher with a comic book impact behind him) Groin, groin, gone: more than ever before, catchers are feeling the pain below the belt.”
Hyundai car with the vanity license plate that says BUC EES
Green shiny dumpling squish toy
A still image of a video where a woman, her face looking extremely sad, is hugging Boxie, a boxer dog, who is deceased with her tongue sticking out. The caption says, “My baby, I will miss you so much, seeing you go hurt me and I can't stop thinking about you”
Email for the New York Liberty’s “Libs 4 Kids” promotion, which is a special to send kids to New York Liberty WNBA games
YouTube comment thread. @Luckmann The death of legacy media and traditional gated journalism is exactly why Jews are now pushing so massively for mass surveillance and intrusive ID verification schemes. They having been increasingly losing their control of narratives and it is making them very, very mad. @tehbeernerd @Luckmann fundie Christians, Mormons, and the Irish control more of this country than we ever could. shut up Clippy