The Bitchmaker 🇨🇦

@thebitchmaker.bsky.social

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He/Him Canadian AEW fan who thinks Kazuchika Okada is the greatest wrestler in history. Lover of video games, the InfoWars Elf, cats, cannabis, and many other things.

My mom wearing a red shirt, red "Canada" hat, BC flag shorts and holding two BC flags.
Close up of my ginger cat Moxley. Zero thoughts are going through his head, just bliss.
My ginger long haired cat Moxley. He is lounging against the wall.
A photo of me with my beard shaved into a mustache while wearing a neck brace and glasses. I was trying to look like Rodrick Strong for the AEW Collision in Vancouver.
Will Smith showing off the worst demon WWE has ever created.
Will Smith showing off The Fiend.
Will Smith showing off Papa Shango.
Will Smith showing off The Undertaker.
Will Smith showing off Kane.
Will Smith showing off The Boogeyman.
Will Smith showing off Finn Balor as The Demon.
Screen shot of the end of the Mystery Wrestling request form. It says "Anything else we should know?" I replied "Give Cecil Nyx a normal match, please"
John Oliver's GH meme except for InfoWars: "Let me put it in a language you InfoWarriors can understand 'DO NOT SHARE SCREENSHOTS OF THE INFOWARS ELF.'
My orange long haired cat upside down with his feet in the air.
The signing of the Declaration of Independence, featuring at least five George Washingtons, Abraham Lincoln, John Wilkes Booth, Jesus, a Klansman, Uncle Sam, and the InfoWars Elf.
Karl Urban as "Black Hat" from the film adaptation of Priest (2011)
Bart Simpson saying "What an odd thing to say."
InfoWars is trying to tell you not to share screen shots of the InfoWars Elf, but don't let that distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.
Don Callis screaming into a microphone.
A photoshopped image of Tony Kahn handing you a blunt.
Antonio Banderas as "El Mariachi" in the film "Once Upon a Time in Mexico"
Slow motion video of the final Hidden Blade from Will Ospreay on Swerve Strickland.
Selfie of short haired Tanahashi at the airport with his passport. The caption reads "I'm off! 🛫🇺🇸 #njpw #AEW #Forbiddendoor 🚪"
Satoru Gojo pointing a gun.
Group picture of the main characters from the anime "Dr. Stone"
Hydrogen Bomb vs Coughing Baby
Cyborg from Teen Titans, pointing at professional wrestler Anthony Bowens and saying "Guys, look! It's the Pride of Professional Wrestling!"
Kratos from God of War yelling up at the sky.
Levi Ackerman from Attack on Titan, looking up at the sun for the first time.
Faramir saying "A chance for Xbox to show their quality"
Ben Starr giving a double thumbs up while wearing a t-shirt with him giving double thumbs up.
"Bullet Club 4 Life" wrestling t-shirt designed by JCP Designs.
The Lois/Pill bottle meme. Lois is labeled as "Me at work" and the Pill bottle is labeled as "Subnautica 2 on my Xbox at home"
Me as a child on my birthday. I am wearing Space Jam PJs and holding a Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck Beanie Baby in each hand.
A photo of Brother Jones burning a picture of a confederate flag at the Tennessee State Capitol, surrounded by state troopers and press. A Parental Advisory sticker appears at the bottom right of the photo.
Toji Fushiguro with Megumi Fushiguro behind him. Both have smiles on their faces and big shining hearts around their heads.
Andrade El Idolo sneaking up on Kazuchika Okada.
Psycho Mike staring down the camera as he applies a wrist lock to Matt Brannigan at Mystery Wrestling 24 in Vancouver.
Kazuchika Okada enthusiastically flips off Konosuke Takeshita then walks away smiling from ear to ear.