The Bjrd

@thebjrd.bsky.social

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i got me a weeeiirrd sense of humor Extra info abt me can be found in my strawpage https://thebjrd.straw.page/ I plan on NOT changing my handle completely so keep that in mind...

Left to right: "Jevil reference" with Jevil's head. "S. Crystal holder is non conventional (like Gerson and The Knight)" with a shadow crystal. "Noelle gets involved in the weird route" with a sad Noelle. "Asgore ends up being the chapter's main antagonist" with a particularly evil Asgore. "Everyman" with Everyman. "Seam makes the thing with the crystals" with Seam presenting a question mark. "Friend" ...yeah. "More than one dark fountain" with a nosey man making a dark fountain. "Flowey reference (not counting the cyan soul mode attack pattern)" with a cheeky Flowey. "Asriel does NOT show up" with Toriel telling Kris that Asriel's bus has broken down. "At least 1 theory is proven (or hinted) to be correct" with a rampant Battat. "dess" with... Squidward? A free space. "Hint towards the knight's identity" with the knight's head shrowded in mystery. "Kris gains some form of autonomy" with Kris breaking free of the SOUL's control. "Lancer" with a Lancer. "Something... ANYTHING!! related to Papyrus" with aPapyrus. "Asgore's soul colored flowers turn into darkners" with a flower turning into one shady lookin' darkner! "Forgotten man's location is associated with wheat" with the man's tree inbetween some wheat. "Someone dies" with Father Alvin saying they put his name (Asgore) on the stone. "Something sad happens in the first 5 minutes" with a tragedy mask. "Chapter ends on a sad note" with a person shedding a single tear looking at their montior. "New lightner dark form" with a stylish Jockington. "Gatserr" with Mr. Take-A-Fat-Guess-Who. "Something funny happens in the first 5 minutes" with a comedy mask.
Floardinn from DELTARUNE Chapter 5
The protagonists of funSession colored as various pride flags Diptheren is pansexual, John is a demiboy, Perpendicular is genderfluid, Spoug is nonbinary, This is bisexual, and Salmon is polyamorous
My results from the Money Ending
Jeff, a robot with a red head, red eyes and a grey exterior, wearing the Five Nights at Frickbear's 3 guard outfit
My results from the Evil Ending
My results
A very janky model of Freddy Fazbear I made back in 2021-2022
Waluigi Salmon pointing towards a Waluigi city in the distance
Smori3000 with the birthday hat. Happy birthday!
A drawing of Smori3000's sona surrounded by various characters and knickknacks Characters and icons clockwise from the top: Readie, Lossev (Fillet O' Fish), Heccer (HeccerQuest), Midi & Json (Picture & Drawing), I'm Stupid, I'm Also Stupid, & Galaxy S20 (dumb dumber and dumbn't), Crash Course Car, Morgz (Morgz Mod), Smellybones (Fridaying With Jiggy), h (h: the series), Coolepic (Coolepic's Cool and Epic Show), Hella Jeff Face, Jimy (my character, not from one project in particular), Balls Peter Mouth (Balls Peter Mod), Pamphlet (Vest Bambi Mod technically), Quandave (Rizzfest), Damien (Ouskers), Mallet (VS Expunged Ass), Vest Bambi (Vest Bambi Mod) Let me know if you need any context for any of these bblbllbbl
Salmon pointing towards a city in the distance
Glomp from Mixels
Perpendicular from funSession sitting in a field of grass
Brown bambi
This, Perpendicular, John, Diptheren, and Salmon backed up against a metal fence, looking at the screen with frightened expressions
Topic cards: "what is your favorite name" "what do you do for a hobby" Really scared and shocked emoji "I could eat"
Glitchy Bob
Sonic Rumble
Details on how to make a character in the style of funSession featuring doodles of the different characters from the series "1. Design must follow this general body shape. The body parts don't have to look exactly like this, so style 'em however you want. The legs should always look like little sticks" A blank, faceless character is provided as an example "2. Color palette should have 2 colors at minimum. Color 1 is the infill color that represents the character (in textboxes and whatnot), color 2 is the outline and is darker than color 1" This is pictured above, he is saying "hi i'm an example" "3. Extra colors should ONLY be used for minute details and should not take up more space on a character than color 1" Diptheren and Salmon are pictured below, diptheren's wings and salmon's sclera are highlighted as the extra colors "4. Arms are entirely optional, and completely customizable as to how you want them to look" Different styles of arms are pictured below
funSession diptheren in vivziepop art style
A person with a strange haircut and a goatee is describing Kroger's food quality, "At Kroger, we know that people expect the freshest of the fresh... So that's why. uh..." He is interrupted by someone (me) walking past with a sign with a low quality image of the funSession thumbnail on it, "read funSession" is also on the sign. The actor looks back at him walking by, then looks at the viewer, confused as to whoever that guy was Who the hell is he?? The scene cuts to a director pointing and yelling "PERFECT!" while a boom mic operator just kinda looks at him, then we're told how funSession got very famous and was admired by all the nations
Hmm...
this is the new delta runes..
A capsule ball containing a sticker of Mario wearing an outfit that resembles Cubone from the Pokémon series
this joke stinks
mario party island tour is... Lost Media...
left: sink's eggman variant, elkman right: elkman's starved variant, where he eats sink's watermelon stash (watermelon juice depicted on his face, contrasting starved's freaky red skin!), causing sink to hide in his house. he also steals a watermelon making machine made by talls, What a jerk!
a modern spongebob writer demolishes mr. krabs' personality traits so he can make a stupid episode (drawing is based on the season 12 episode, "The Hankering")
a villainous plan...
the best idea
what a disappointing lack of alfred weird
Characters from earlier pages