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My tolerance for idiots is extremely low today. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously there is a new strain out there.
Kid on a swing: "I'm higher than you!" Me: I seriously fucking doubt that.
People think you're crazy when you become wiser and more informed. Not because you're crazy, but because their illusion is threatened.
i admire the betta fish because i also am beautiful and want to fight everyone
A picture of a very grumpy looking Bald Eagle sloshing through water, the caption reads: me going on a stupid little daily walk for my stupid physical and mental health
Don't make excuses for horrible people. You can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.
anything you can do, I can do stoned.
Courage doesn't mean you don't get afraid. Courage means you don't let fear stop you.
I don't always whoop. But when I do, there it is.
Forget about "hot girl summer" Allow me to introduce... Pot girl summer. We've got weed and snacks and we're fresh out of fucks. You in?!
Person: What's the dumbest thing you've ever done? Me: Awfully bold of you to assume I've peaked.
The day I found out I was in a system, I decided to be a virus.
The wound is the place where the light enters you. --Rumi
I don't want to look "pretty". I want to look otherworldly and vaguely threatening.
all great changes are preceded by chaos
Don't be afraid to start over again. This time you're not starting from scratch, you're starting from experience.
"She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire." --Charles Bukowski
Hello I AM... ACCOUNTABLE
Shoe me all the parts of you that you do not love so I know where to begin.
Your day at a glance: It's reasonable to freak out.
Stop being an asshole. There. Now I'm your Life Coach.
Any president who tries to make criticism of the president a crime should be removed from the White House and placed into a maximum security prison cell for life.
InsightTimer 2900 Consecutive Days
Things I Should Be Doing * so many Things I Am Not Currently Doing * any of that
Leo Lemeowski, gorgeous, orange Cat.
I love sarcasm It's like punching someone in the face with words.
First person view of the Meramec River from a rocky beach at the end of the road in Meramec State Park, Sullivan, Missouri.
I'm not a racist, I love all races. Except marathons. Fuck running.
I've got a good heart but this mouth...
A beautiful, black Jumping Spider in my Raccoon family's feeding bowl (prior to feeding, of course). Spider was carefully released onto a nearby leaf.
Me: I want more crystals. My Bank Account: There are rocks in the driveway.
We repeat what we don't repair.
me: not today, satan satan: you've been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it's something i said, please just tell me
BLACK LIVES MATTER WOMEN'S RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS NO HUMAN IS ILLEGAL SCIENCE IS REAL LOVE IS LOVE KINDNESS IS EVERYTHING
People: You have to be more lady like Me: Suck my dick
"I never fucking said that" --Jesus, Mohammed, Moses, Budda, and Krishna
I'm at that awkward stage between birth and death
I'm still hot it just comes in flashes now!
Stand for what is right. Even if it means standing alone.
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me...I'll laugh at you.
WARNING: Reflections in this mirror may be distorted by socially constructed ideas of 'besuty'.
You are enough. You are so enough, it is unbelievable how enough you are.
The light at the end of the tunnel is not an illusion. The tunnel is.
Karma is always watching. Just like Santa Claus...only bitchier.
An accidental stone heart in a concrete sidewalk.
I'm a little smart ass, Short and stout. Here is my finger, Here is my mouth. When I get all worked up, I will shout... Piss me off and I'll curse you out.
I have some good news to report: You are an integral part of the universe, and you are doing your job perfectly.
Being human is given. But keeping our humanity is a choice.
I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.
An Echinacea plant with a Honeybee standing on one of its petals, surrounded by the vibrant, green leaves of various other plants.
I know I swear a lot 1. I am very sorry 2. I will try to be good 3. 1 & 2 are lies 4. You can fuck off
Most of us are three bad months away from being homeless. None of us are three good months away from being billionaires.
Sometimes I wrestle with my Demons, sometimes we just snuggle.
"Swearing is unattractive." I wasn't trying to attract you. Now, fuck off.
"I urge you to please notice when you are happy." -- Kurt Vonnegut
Me: I love you so much. You're my sweetheart, you know that? Toddler: *slaps me in the face*
I SUPPORT ANGRY WOMEN
Sorry if I seem anxious I've been paying attention.
A cartoon sketch of an all black Unicorn wearing a pink tutu and wielding a mallet. The caption reads: I am a Magical, Misunderstood, Mischievous, Maniacal, Marvelous, Mystery! (also I have an anger issue)